so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid

DIVINITY 3 BAYBEEEE... LETS GOOOOOOO

When you walk into a new collectables store and it's just wall to wall with thousands of funko pops.

Having bought new pajamas and a Ghost tee shirt and having already worn them before Christmas means the Yule Cat can't eat me. I'm not even Icelandic, this is just a statement of fact.

Me: I think Gorlock the Orphan Killer is an interesting and well written character. Somebody: Oh, so you support killing orphans then? WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS MINDSET COME FROM?

Camelot, Spartacus, and Black Sails. All shows from a second rate Premium Cable channel that have been off the air for a decade. Still have active and rabid fanbases.

The fact that SCP-4011 isn't some kind of anomalous banana upsets me.

It’s me

*teenage dirtbag voice* drinking the homemade turkey gravy

Not setting an alarm the night before a day off is better than sleeping in on your day off. You can not change my mind on this.

The one thing I wish Bethesda would have done with the Fallout 4 anniversary update was more paints for Automatron robots.

It's better to taint everything you touch, than it is to touch everything with your taint.

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Remembrance

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

TIL that JD Vance’s motorcade ran over a police officer the other day and they did not stop to render aid and the officer is still in pretty serious condition in the hospital and neither the VP’s office nor the WH have commented on it.

I have very hilariously made my Fallout 4 character a cannibal and a drug addict. Once I get the Ghoulification CC my insanity will be complete.

It's been a minute soo.. Free Palestine. Free Tibet. Free Taiwan. Slava Ukraini and the IRA did nothing wrong.

Every so often a white queer person will go "THIS SHOW HAS SUCH GREAT REPRESENTATION FOR US!" and its the most racist thing you have ever fucking seen put a gay white couple in birth of a nation and they would love it

Phillie Phanatic and Gritty should FUCK.

idk why these grown men even want to hang out with teenagers. have you spoken to a teenager? they're annoying.

So I just had to explain what “bababooey” means. I’m old bro.

learning a lot about relationships on tiktok

@durbin.senate.gov seeing as you have plenty of time off due to your own feckless incompetence I suggest you take a trip to the Pearson Museum in Springfield. They may help you be able to get a new spine.

I am the one who keeps putting a gif of a rotating hot dog on the screen on the iPad display at #champaign Meijer.

I hate November so much. It's like experiencing 3:30PM for a whole month.

This fuckin schlameel just tried to get me with the ol TOS violation scam

I shouldn’t laugh but…

Yeah that new Titus mini is fucking fire and I’m not gonna pretend it isn’t. I know I’m an Ultramarines fanboy. Suck my entire dick.

The bar is in Hell with Minecraft YouTubers when you can say “at least all of the women Iskall85 sexually harassed were in their 30s”

We used to make things in this country. Like cereal designed to stop you whacking off or visiting prostitutes.

chinese chuds be like "the east has fallen"

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar. But a dead body works better than both. Don’t test my patience today.

Good things are happening and we will not settle

The NYC mayoral election is proof that liberals will happily sell out to MAGA if it means not having to respect a brown guy. Tonight they didn’t get their way. Good.

I woke up today and the known war criminal Dick Cheney did not. Might be a good day after all.

Seeing people try to support Gavin Newsom online because he acts like Trump but it’s okay because it’s “ironic” makes me fucking puke.

The fact that seemingly thousands of people have built a large portion of their identity around a series of mid ass books written for 12 year olds is beyond my comprehension

I think I understand the Bible better than Evangelical Christians despite being a witch and a pagan heathen.

Starting tomorrow 40 million Americans will be left starving.

Did.. Did Xisuma just post a video about Pizza?? #Hermitcraft

something under discussed is the fact that white house renovations are currently being spearheaded by someone with famously bad interior design taste

Scream Mask Left On While Using Toilet

Wicked witches of west cliff, conjuring up twilight.

I love how Americans can be all like “we need to return to Western European traditions” and then be terrified of Western European traditions like Paganism lol.

I feel like most big box retail stores have almost entirely given up on Halloween..

The United States government is so dangerously close to repeating the Iran Contra Scandal. We're literally just swapping Nicaragua with Venezuela and Iran with Qatar.

Mumbo? Is the moon big?

The booze cruise app is doing more to help the disadvantaged than our actual government.