IT’S OCTOBER 9TH.

You can buy a 4K camera with the change in your sock drawer but footage of paranormal stuff is always still grainy as fuck. Which can only have one possible explanation. Monsters are naturally blurry.

60% of Republican policy is being incredibly stupid and then demanding people be nice to you about it.

Today has been very slow. Please let the night be the same.

Liberals brazenly admitting they're actually right wing by coming on here and denouncing left leaning policy is pretty great.

Waiting for New York by Night to come back so I can continue my one man love campaign for Aabria Iyengar.

Don't forget the Rapture is tomorrow... Again...

Today I learned penguins can honk.

Was Siamali.. Right?

The names of some of these vitamin companies are so god damn annoying. Nature’s Way, Nature’s Grace, Nature’s Truth, Nature’s Bounty, Nature’s Big Swangin’ Dick.

+100 HP +50 AP - 400 rads

People who intentionally squeeze the shit out of their teabag because they want to intentionally release all of the tannins and drink it bitter probably have a few bodies buried in the basement.

For me "dude" is a term of platonic endearment. If I don't call you dude, I am not attempting to be friends.

The most unrealistic part of anime isn't the magic or giant robots.. It's the idea of teenagers being able to afford a 2000 square foot apartment in a nice neighborhood with a part time job.

What character permanently altered your brain chemistry ?

Fuck Harry Potter. Go watch Astartes instead.

Gestapo

Running away every time something doesn’t work out doesn’t get you anything. Throwing a fucking brick sure does though.

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also *checks watch* the wave of ppl acting like you love and support rape just bc you are against ill-defined and arbitrary censorship is right on time. have fun with your tantrums i guess. hope you grow the fuck up sometime soon

Star Wars is why we don’t get cool Lego space themes like Rock Raiders anymore

Bro, that new Linden Home theme is just straight up booty cheeks.

If NATO invokes Article 5 Russia is going to get steamrolled and it will be nobody's fault but their own. They're still issuing Nagant Revolvers to frontline troops.

I have absolutely no obligation to mourn the death of somebody who would have celebrated mine.

Me: sees a single pair of socks on the floor, otherwise spotless Also me: god damn this room is filthy I gotta stop watching Hoarders. I'm developing a complex.

"i pronouns you femcel and boywife" - the woke pastor

Israel just striked Qatar today "targeting Hamas leader". A friend who lives there said they hit a school.

Dear Bsky peeps. Please tag your NSFW so it’s easier for me to find it. Thank you.

The NFL running “join ICE” commercials while their end zones are emblazoned with the phrase “end racism” is some next level cognitive dissonance.

As I was walking home last night I saw the local Cybertruck and had a thought: Elon's corner cutting on redundancy and safety features while pushing aesthetics is probably why all his rockets keep exploding

AJ Lee has the Keira Knightly thing going on where she’s thin but also impossibly muscular. Like pretty and ethereal but you could grind meat on that six pack.

So we had a store manager put in his two weeks notice the day before he went on two weeks paid time off.. I wish I had thought of that.

Why is it people who claim to be into Vaporwave always listen to meme bullshit and not an actually good artists in the genre like Blank Banshee?

Am I going crazy or are Reese’s pumpkins slightly bigger this year?

I don’t think my saying I don’t enjoy the Grand Theft Auto games really warrants a block. But alright.

The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

One of my absolute favorite things about Warhammer 40K is how proudly it wears it's 80s inspiration on it's sleeve, even in it's most modern form. You can take any battle scene and put a Queen song in the background and it would go SO FUCKING HARD.

That time KingCobraJFS took out a loan for 15 dollars so he could buy a pizza.

Sleeping on a bare mattress on the floor makes you a slob, not some kind of enlightened stoic. I don't know how reading Marcus Arelius can make people dumber, but here we are.

I used to think that people who believed in gangstalking we're crazy. But it does infact seem as if though the federal government is going out of their way to inflict as much horror as possible upon this one individual man.

Hank Hill should be an unlockable character in a Tony Hawk game.

Art does not have to be good to be fun.

Breaking in new shoes by wearing them to work is a hell of my own making..

A Youtuber named Alt Shift X made more money from All Tomorrows than it's writer CM Koseman ever could.