Don't wanna go to work. Wanna stay home in bed and dream about having a sweaty make out sesh with this guy I met on the bus last night.

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

Now that Total War 40K is on the way. I would like to make a proposal to Creative Assembly... Total War: Seven Kingdoms. It would be SO MONEY.

Democrats on social media be like: "THIS IS SO BAD DO SOMETHING" You were literally voted to do something, dipshit.

Has my taste shifted that much or do all of the male focused weekend sales in SL kinda fucking suck?

Everything happens so much

Having a vested interest in the acquisition of personal property does not make you less of a Leftist. You are allowed to have and enjoy stuff.

The truth of the matter is even if Donald Trump was extremely liberal he still wouldn't have any connection with real Americans simply because he's a rich douchebag from Manhattan.

Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.

The Fallout 4 Gauss Minigun CC was absolutely worth the dollar in creation credits I spent on it.. lol.. It only does 72 damage but the fire rate is an EYEWATERING 354. Anything that gets in front of it gets turned into PASTE.

I’ll do it when I get home.

DA BEARS

I think Gen Z and Gen Alpha should be made to listen to more folk music. Like what the fuck do you mean who is Arlo Guthrie?

John Denver hits extra hard when being sick is making you depressed.

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL WAS THAT PREVIEW. #OldGodsOfAppalachia

They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal

Now that I've seen the Ridgewood Enclave houses in person, they're actually pretty cool.. lol..

Turned on CNN just to see what the what and there's Scott Jennings, "was no angel-ing" the mother of a toddler who got shot in the face.

The reason why it's called Clams Casino is because you're gambling on whether or not you're gonna shit your pants before you're done with your meal.

Double Chocolate TimTams is Australia's greatest cultural export since Hugh Jackman.

Violent crime is at an all time low here, but yeah Chicago is soooo dangerous.

🎵 GUMMY BEARS WET AND STICKING IN MY PUBIC HAIRS CAN'T REMOVE THEM COS THEY RIP & TEAR THATCH FULL OF GUMMY BEARS HOW DID THEY GET DOWN THERE?

People whose idea of political activism is coming up with silly nicknames for government officials they don't like are useless.

wearing a tuxedo to the gas station so the clerk knows i am Better than him even though i am buying $4.00 of loose pepperoni

Adore is actually a really solid Smashing Pumpkins album and people are super unfair to it because it came out right after Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, which was a masterpiece.

Boxing is a great sport, but when DAZN is charging 200 bucks for a 3 match card and all of them are boring as fuck and go to split decision I'm not sure how much I want to partake.

The best part about playing Orks is even if you do an absolutely shit job painting them they still look great because Orks.

Is Mark Cuban still crying all night about people shitposting on a website built upon shitposting?

To the person who abandoned a cat in the #Champaign Meijer parking lot last night, he is now in the possession of CatsNap far away from your cruel self. I hope you get ass cancer.

it is so good, in fact, that it is an entire movie genre in and of itself The Raid: a Die Hard movie Dredd: also a Die Hard movie think of an action movie that involved fighting your way up or down a building, that's a Die Hard movie and all of them are great

one lesser awful thing about the Epstein files is that genuine crimes against a huge number of children are being morphed into fuel for the influencer industrial complex who don't care about truth or accuracy and just want grist for the content mills

CHIITAN SAYS TRANS RIGHTS

so thank you, Bari, for streisanding this so hard that a bunch of terminally online 38 year olds who haven’t watched cable television since saturday morning cartoons are glued to fucking 60 minutes you monumentally incompetent goon

Stupid people do not have a monopoly on stupidity.

I do love Gay Cardinal Season.

#horror #memes

Does Norovirus cause body aches or am I just super tired and have an upset stomach?

Republicans, every single day: fuck your bodily autonomy Normal people: go fuck yourself Dem leaders, for some reason: Let's compromise and fuck only *some* people's bodily autonomy

The Grinch and Ebenezer Scrooge both changed their ways. If you want to insult somebody who deeply hates the winter holidays, refer to them as Oliver Cromwell.

The Liberal playbook. Step 1. Do Nothing Step 2. Blame everyone else Step 2.5 A thing happens Step 3. Take credit for it despite having actually done nothing.

I came to poast. Not to argue.

Cheese dips is Christmas food. No I will not elaborate.

Hot take, but I think using a closed LLM only trained on assets personally created by the person generating from it is perfectly acceptable.

The idea that non-Americans aren't allowed to talk about American politics is ridiculous because more often than not, the decisions that our government makes impacts a significant portion of the rest of the world, indirectly and inadvertently or not.

so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid

DIVINITY 3 BAYBEEEE... LETS GOOOOOOO

When you walk into a new collectables store and it's just wall to wall with thousands of funko pops.