When I grow up I want to be a heavy stone In cool, clear water.

my problem is that i’m smart but my heart makes me dumb

Something about this art is resonating with me. I like it.

You've bucked your last bumble

She insisted in helping with the hair. In the end it's not much about 'needing' help, but about enjoying the routine together.

Me when i have the Gamer Brain that makes me want to kiss other women. From all that gaming ive been doing

I love when I'm on the phone with a doctor's office and I give them my name (unambiguously feminine name) and they have my medical info (should say female or at least trans female) and they assume I am calling ON BEHALF of this person because my voice is so deep I couldn't possible be that person 😑

Ugh I wish this was me so badly you have no idea. Wonderful art by @pinkumilk!!

Me and who

Okay but this is actually adorable and absolutely goals if size difs like this were real

C.S. Lewis cooked so hard with this. Evergreen wisdom.

Literally me (I am 6'2")

I am very normal about Moff's OC Charlotte and making drastic changes to her form 😵‍💫

I need more friends and play partners that want to roleplay vile and horny monsterfucking scenarios. Vanilla is great and all but what about being and/or fucking sexy monsters???

Any cottagecore femboy boywives wanna get boipreggers by a creature beyond time and space? (It's me I'm the creature beyond time and space.) youtu.be/ne-OijoygUc?...

They need to invent a resting position that doesn't hurt one or more parts of my body

It's pride month and I'm still very hot

HEY!WOW! WE ARE ALMOST THERE! If you donate 25$ to help my girlfriend- you will get a sketch! More than that- a *colored* sketch!! Please help out if you can- commenting, liking and sharing is also a MASSIVE help. DMs are open to send proof/name used for a sketch. www.gofundme.com/f/help-misha...

For trans girls it's music taste

New mantra: it's okay to be average. Mid. Mediocre. Unexceptional. Bad at some things. Lose at video games and play them anyway.

You just need pudding to convince her to quench your thirst🥛🥛 Lil' booba practice #nsfw #nsfwart #blazblue #esmitsurugi #milkers

happy pride 🧱 🌈✨

We need LinkedOut. Kickstopper. Don’tFundMe. IndieNoNo

"Tonight, a lesbian polycule was buried alive in their own mudhut after the bricks were weakened from excess exposure to seminal fluids. Pictures at 11"

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This is what radicalized me as a native of color Seeing them send fire hoses attack dogs and sound cannons on water and land defenders during Standing rock

hey. don't be sad. one billion gay draculas sucking and fucking. okay?

This is very affirming

GF did my makeup today and now I'm the Great Fairy from Zelda.

More hot photos of me with balloons under my shirt :-)

You thought all you were gonna get was massive titties? YOU FOOL! HAVE MASSIVE BALLS!

Goals

How about leaky titties? Y'all like those, right? Want a drink? ALT TEXT: The poster, KinkyKaiju, is standing in front of a mirror and has impossibly large tits. The tits are leaking liquid, her shirt is soaked. She squeezes, shakes, and gropes her tits to make more come out.

Did someone ask for massive, jiggly, sloshy fats tits? ALT TEXT: The poster, KinkyKaiju, is standing in front of a mirror in the bathroom. She has impossibly large breasts. She shakes her tits with her hand, which creates a loud sloshing sound.

Go on, I'm listening...

gonna talk about some real freak shit right now like • gently holding and kissing each other • professing your undying love of each other through subtle actions and loving words • building a serene and peaceful life together filled with nothing but affection and devotion real pervert shit ew

I wanna wear a lizard tail, butterfly wings, hooves, and ram horns all in the same outfit. My chimera arc is beginning.

Time to go vote against fascist law then back home to draw tentacle porn, classic transfem afternoon.

I want to be her

And y'all really hate children

Hello everyone, This is a difficult post for me to make. One of my partners is going through some extreme turmoil in her life currently due to disability and lack of support, to the point where she has had to set up a GoFundMe just so she can have a roof over her head. gofund.me/f3d40be53

my grandparents thought the start of WWII meant the 2nd Coming was nigh; my mom and her sisters were confident it’d happen when JFK (a CATHOLIC who totes followed the ANTICHRIST) got elected; I was told it’d drop in the year 2000 (since Jesus’s birthdate was miscalculated by a few years); yada yada

also goodwill has been skimming the best stuff and selling it on Amazon, eBay etc for years all that's left in their stores is marked up trash

10/10 take. no notes

Me when people want to go to war with other nations. We could kill them, or we could make out with them instead. Maybe a little sloppy toppy. Maybe some orgies.

BREAKING: Our member was FIRED when he reported sexual harassment and physical violence at this Taco Bell in Carmichael. Today workers walked off the job on strike in solidarity with him. Before firing our coworker, management failed to pay him hours of wages. 🧵 #UnionsForAll