Top 5 most full I've ever been

I'm going to the Orange Bird for my tea and I'm so excited.

Remember. They don't forgive or forget!

Happy Fat Bear Week!

My work laptop just suggested I play Farming Simulator. I like its thinking.

I repeat

Where's that "I wake up every day furious to be labouring under capitalism" meme cause I feel that to my core right now

Yes I'm having a lovely holiday thanks

Not online much these days so I have a lot more time for writing by hand then having it edited by the lovely @jenduckie.bsky.social This one's for the ND parents. #autism #adhd medium.com/@shadowfaxri...

I don't know what I interrupted here

Man, Slugblasting kicks ass. The ⏩️ story was beautifully told by @andrewwormald.bsky.social @the-sanctorum.bsky.social @ptwiddle.bsky.social and Master of Slugs @thebadspot.bsky.social Thank you for bringing Ken along for the ride. No one pauses fast forward @wilkiescandylab.com

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Teenaugh Duglass remembered what dogs are finally

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In our penultimate session of hot new TTRPG ‘Slugblaster’, the FFWD crew heal some fractures, play a music festival in Popularia and face off against BRB, Shimmer and the Arborists for an item that could change the face of the multiverse itself! #TTRPG #Slugblaster #FFWD ⏩ @wilkiescandylab.com

Did I need a Microkorg? No. Will it inspire me to practice my other instruments? Maybe. Does it make funny noises and lets you pretend you're a DJ in Ibiza about to drop the sickest fucking beat and people will lose their goddamn minds but without actually having to be in Ibiza? Yes. Yes it does.

Why do Everton have a National Trust property as a player

Session 5 of hot new TTRPG ‘Slugblaster’ sees the FFWD take a visit to Thennis Spar, avoid Shimmer’s goons and escape a firefight in an Arborist Temple. #TTRPG #Slugblaster #FFWD ⏩ #anyoneforthennis @mythworks.bsky.social @wilkiescandylab.com @thebadspot.bsky.social

Episode 3 of Neighbours-themed roleplaying game, ‘The Perfect Blend’, sees the aftermath of a fire at the Waterhole, Lou receiving an emergency tracheotomy - again… and a canine invasion of Charlene’s kitchen tea. #Neighbours #SaveNeighbours #TTRPG #ThePerfectBlend

An action packed episode of The Perfect Blend had us rolling for Madge management, emergency tracheostomies, an entire Kitchen Tea and not being bribed by Paul Robinson. I still can't remember what dogs are @andrewwormald.bsky.social @neiljmathews.bsky.social #ttrpg #rpg #neighbours #homebrewrpg

I have coloured in too hard and now my thumb hurts. The true cost of mindfulness.

A lovely ebening

Session 4 of hot new TTRPG ‘Slugblaster’. Null plays host to a party the likes of which the multiverse has never seen! #TTRPG #Slugblaster #FFWD ⏩ #ZeroGManatee @mythworks.bsky.social @wilkiescandylab.com @thebadspot.bsky.social @jenduckie.bsky.social @the-sanctorum.bsky.social @ptwiddle.bsky.social

I'm desperately trying to find a dress for a wedding. I am not good at clothes. My sister is very good at clothes. Is this a compliment:

"You didn't kill her, she's just forgotten what dogs are"

Oh guys. People are the best.

We love trains

Slugblaster last night. You know a game is special when the players can get into some hard hitting downtime scenes touching on betrayal, loss of identity and generational disconnect, but five minutes earlier they were delivering pizzas across the multiverse and participating in a narwhal rodeo.

MAN: What's that, girl? Trouble at the old mine? LEFT-WING LASSIE: Woof! [The miners are striking for better pay and conditions] MAN: B-but Billy's down there! LEFT-WING LASSIE: Woof! [BILLY'S A SCAB]

Session 3 of hot new TTRPG ‘Slugblaster’ sees the FFWD crew delivering pizzas across the multiverse. #TTRPG #Slugblaster @mythworks.bsky.social @wilkiescandylab.com #pizza #Desnine #narwhalrodeo

I said I would die for @cmatbaby.bsky.social and the very sexy CMAT band. This is why 👇

My Mum is bowling tonight. I sent this. She has no idea what a meme is and will think I've drawn it

Well that was stressfull

I've just had a really nice evening. People are nice.

Fruit flies: why

Every tech billionaire’s personality can be distilled down to “what if friend computer?”

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context

Holy fucking hell. If I am half of what these guys are in my late 70s I'll be ecstatic. What. A. Gig. The audience's average age was creeping up there and the old bloke who put his newly bought tour tshirt on the end of his walking stick and waved it like a flag was a particular highlight.

Overheard in the garden One neighbour making sure whoever he was on the phone to was alright. Didn't want to ruin their buzz. And to ring them if... [unintelligible] Other neighbours loudly rowing. Drunkenly. "I don't mind you doing it just not when I get back from work." 'It' was apparently porn

Had the classic RPG double this week of Neighours: The Perfect Blend, and hot new RPG Slugblaster. Going from grooming Karl Kennedy's dog (not a euphemism) to giving a zen manatee my hyperoptic visor to record our final, sick as fuck trick for the Miper run was quite a 180 (pun intended)

God damn it, Slugblaster is so good. This week, the ⏩️ crew pulled some frankly outrageous shit at the multiversal equivalent of Burning Man. Also there was a zen manatee and they all got grounded. @andrewwormald.bsky.social @the-sanctorum.bsky.social @jenduckie.bsky.social @mythworks.bsky.social

I’m really enjoying hot new TTRPG ‘Slugblaster’. Session 2 saw the crew doing mad tricks off of multiversal fun-fair rides and having deep emotional revelations. #TTRPG #Slugblaster #QuantumBlackpool #Dodgethedodgems #Savethefuckingturtles @mythworks.bsky.social @wilkiescandylab.com

Struth! Teenaugh Duglass was in her element overhearing gossip, being threatened by a goon and trying to drum up attendance for an impromptu The Right Prescription gig

Every day I wake up with a newfound respect for women because I know for a fact that I could never handle PMS or the temptation to try bangs

This is just Sk8er Boi 432 times

Autistic & ADHD people in Sheffield Would you like some free coaching? I can offer a couple of spots at no cost for a few weeks. Useful for things like: - work politics - getting promoted - life changes (new job, home, etc) - figuring out the future #adhd #autism #sheffield

I’m in the mood to learn, so let’s do Teachable Tuesday! Drop a cool fact, some neato knowledge, or anything YOU might know that you think WE probably don’t! Teach us something today!

MUSICIANS/SONGWRITERS OF BLUESKY. My novel One Minute Away comes out next week. The protagonist is, as well as a Deliveroo rider, a wannabe songwriter. There are some fragments of lyrics in the book and I'd like people to record songs in any style using them. Message me and I will DM instructions.