Remember. They don't forgive or forget!

Happy Fat Bear Week!

If only the Telegraph did their research. Rotherham is the 'most woke town' in the UK

Fact: 'Feel Good Banter' was invented in Rotherham.

Wallabies aren't a real thing. They're just small kangaroos

We love trains

Thought I saw a donkey with 5 legs earlier. No. Turns out he was just happy to see Norma the caretaker

Donald Trump will be visiting Rotherham Zoo on his state visit in September. He'll be landing at Doncaster Sheffield Airport in Air Farce 1 (picture below)

No, we don't have loan sharks!!!

Live footage of common wood pigeons

Glaswegian Magpie. Only in Rotherham Zoo (outside of Glasgow)

Heron riding a boat! Just one of the shows at Rotherham Zoo

The results are now in. Emus are smarter than Reform voters

Today we honor the flippered citizens of our icy nation. Whether you celebrate whilst eating a democracy sausage in Oz, doomscrolling in America, pulling maple taps in Canada, or elsewhere, we appreciate the support! #worldpenguinday

Alessandro

10 facts about toucans. 6) they struggle at maths

Make sure that you regularly read to your birds, and teach them all about their heritage and history. It's a very important part of them growing up well rounded and worldly.

Rotherham Zoo always obtain planning permission before carrying out development. Katy Bird is a moron.

A regular visitor + friend of Rotherham Zoo. RIP Pope Francis. He loved the warthogs. If Friday was good, Monday is bad

Hard not to be pro fox hunting once you've smelled their shit. Dirty buggers

When do bush babies become bush adults?

Rotherham Zoo will not tolerate staff generating AI action figures. We have standards!

We do satire

Trivia: What sort of moron thinks it's safe to open their car window when an ostrich approaches? Answer: Boris Johnson #fuckaroundandfindout

We do not put bananas in the shrimp vivarium. So, could you please stop serving foam shrimps with foam bananas!!!

Ingenuity by Rotherham. Create something so you can be the first in world at it.

Must be annoying to be a hammerhead shark when DIY opportunities in the oceans are limited.

TRIVIA: Which type of fox is an absolute loser? ANSWER: Laurence Fox

FACT: Eagles are named after the band 'The Eagles'

Fact: Otters are arseholes

Fact 1: Flamingos are just pink herons. Their feathers turn pink after eating Pink Panther Wafers. Fact 2: Pink Panther Wafers are really bad for panthers (43% chance of panther fatality without immediate medical assistance). Fact 3: A heron has never been spotted in Heron Foods.

Please may we remind visitors not to abuse the orangutans. They didn't impose import tariffs. You've got the wrong orange animal!

At Rotherham Zoo, it once rained cats and dogs, and our drainage system couldn't discharge them into the River Don. So we kept them and they're on display.

Rotherham Zoo is sick and tired of the UK being represented by naff songs at Eurovision. This country once invented the Falkland Islands, but now this is the best we can do!

The bats have awoken!!! Rita Ora is ready for you

Fact: Despite their name, lapwings don't have wings on their lap. They don't even have laps. It's actually a stupid name. Blame Jesus

Bird's-eye view of a bird

Rotherham Zoo is saddened to hear of the passing of TV megastar, Chris Hughes from Eggheads. Despite not having an egg shaped head, he quizzed well! I hope there are quizzes in heaven.

Today is Kuwait Liberation Day! How will you be celebrating it? We bought some diesel from Stroud Q8 Petrol Station for our forklift 🇰🇼 🇰🇼 🇰🇼 🇰🇼 🇰🇼 🇰🇼 🇰🇼 🇰🇼 🇰🇼

Have you visited our gift shop lately? We now stock greeting cards from SolarPtarmigan!!!

Please can we remind you that the 'Swingers Sector' of the zoo relates to monkeys, lemurs etc.

Fact: Porcupines are just really fancy hedgehogs

We've decided to let him go after a rather eventful evening. We apologise to anyone who witnessed him talking to his own elephant. No refunds.

UPDATE. Kevin the albatross got into a bit of a disagreement with Pete the bearded vulture earlier today. Both animals are grounded for two weeks to think about their actions, so don't expect to see them until March.

We have the builders around today. Why do they all feel the need to play chav music? It's upsetting the penguins. Play some Chopin you rogues!!!

No, we don't accept Dogecoin!!!

Still a few places left at the Podgy Panther Restaurant for Valentine's Day!!! We've hired a new chef too and he's an old school romantic! Avoid disappointment and book now!

Whilst we do have a superb owl and a buffalo* called Bill**, we do not have any Philadelphia Eagles. *European Bison **Short for Billiam

Rotherham Zoo is disgusted to hear of the actions of at least 11 men in the town centre today. These men claimed to be footballers and took money off at least 9,000 people. Charlatans. Rotherham Zoo is the genuine thing. We have ligers. Book now for Mother's Day; let the cougar see the cougar