it's... it's like 9:15 in the goddamn morning,,? why the fuck is he like this ? Lol

mfw i successfully unclog the bathroom sink

The phonograph no longer works. I think you broke it. Go to your room.

In his haste, he leaves the key which he had carried with him. It's the key the little creature was carrying.

The potted plant has a few soft-looking leaves on it. They seem to grow larger and larger, before your eyes.

Still need assistance on this issue. Thanks 💙

Your periodic reminder that rhino dragons are real

pretty tired of your bullshit, Ea-Nāșir

Become fated enemies, doomed to meet once a century to do battle and chill?

so peaceful ~

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Sorry to reshare but am still in need of this ✨ EMERGENCY FUNDS NEEDED ✨ Not to be annoying but i need funds right now for something that has come up Need about 100 and that's aud btw Can't wait for a time when i don't have to ask for money sorry 💙 ko-fi.com/catgirlfingi...

I could be trusted with a scythe

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New year resolutions: - Go to the gym - Fool around with more girls - Find a wicked and cruel demon blade - Be cursed by the demon blade - Find a cure for the demon blade curse - Fail to find a cure and succumb to the demon blade - See a dentist about invisalign braces

tired: survival of the fitest wired: darWINNING

``yo Libra ,we're facing some gals wielding heroic weapons that purify chaos, can we summon you to help fight them ?`` Libra:

I take it all back AI sounds amazing and should be in charge of all vending machines

Doofenshmirtz was doomed to fail. he never learned to parry the platypus

mfw puttin' in some overtime at the Dealing-With-The-Public-and-Their-Nonsense factory

painting of a blurry grayed tree

🥺 I need like $20 for some meds atm ko-fi.com/catgirlfingies

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This is absolutely down to the wire, and the consequences of not meeting the immediate need would leave four children homeless

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—hearing rumors about some sort of giant ghost pumpkin ?! 🎃 😱

surely the Bluejays will win the world series at baseball ,eh? 🙂

(shitposting is the secret 3rd thing)

not dialog or ekphrasis, but a secret third thing

Cali the cat snuggled under a green blankie 💚

painting of a bunny demon loosely inspired by Libra Nightreign

Please help Onyx

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

no.

i just lost my job and might lose my universal credit due to how they just let me go, i might have literally zero income starting next month

``I am going to create an owl that is so anxious about me consistently studying Bokmål``

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welcome back, Dog next to Writheblood Ruins that does 640,000 Damage per Second

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