axl payne

i wake up and I must go to work instead of furthering the homosexual agenda. life is cruel

my neverending struggle to not accidentally use a tilde at work when adding exclamation marks

how to charm a girl step 1: get her a scythe

There's never been a faker idea invented than "porn addiction"

golshi!

There are so many weirdos who fetishize wlw stories as some sort of "pure" story and they get extremely angry when the story treats the women in the story as people who have complicated emotions, sex, breakups, etc

Me when two girls get close together

trying something different

To be my friend you have to put up with the fact that I will play they might be giants when given control of the aux

I know I'm getting old because I know I'd get excited to get socks for my birthday

huh

I've started to mentally assume most new studios that have been created to make AAA games won't ever release a game. This is healthy for the industry I assume

Who Would Win? The ultimate culmination of millions of dollars of investment into a eugenics program Or One woman with a rocket launcher

All I draw is Beato now. I am Beato account it seems 😅 But fav witch for today!

What on earth is it with all the untagged porn on here lately. I wanna be able to open this app in public jeez

Making japanese curry who wants some

This is going to be a terrible F1 season isn't it

Women

Beer tastes so good. Shame about the alcohol

I used to think it'd be a dream job to play some eSports game as a teenager, and nowadays honestly it sounds like such a miserable career for me LOL

Finished residential evil 9 last night. It's got a lot of issues but it's also the most thematically interesting game the series has ever produced

gloom warmup :0)

Bet now on your phones if this dentists appointment will hurt or not

If everyone doesn't vigorously hate a site's staff and leaders it's not a real social media website

#umamusume #ウマ娘FA

The raccoons and bunnies are getting more active again, the best part of winter ending

Legitimately this has made me decide to not get the game, I have no time for fomo in what should be a fun little single player game

Jumpscared by the word "Spironolactone" at work

The average yugioh card text would kill a small victorian child from the 1800's

If you really get down to it the only remakes that I think truly justify themselves are re1 and re2 remake. I can't think of a single other remake that was super worthwhile besides as an excuse to replay a version of a game I like

I'm so bored at work I've resorted to worldbuilding in my head

i don't want your mercy #deadlock #batbook

New video is here! Behold my pickups from the mini-con! So excited to share! youtu.be/wsyLrKwruTc

pretty anime boy: this is it.. this is the final battle! lotus juice track in the background: they think im he-man, shit man, i don't know man, whatever man, james bond shit double zero seven i got the master plan

Listen I love Leon but it's not cause he's hot. He's the opposite of anything approaching my type. But he's such a stupid dork I love seeing him ruin his cool aura with a terrible one liner

Not that I think any of my irl friends would do this but if they bought a pair of smart glasses we'd no longer be friends instantly, that's how inherently evil I think the current form of this tech is

Bulleta

Very tiring day. Luckily I have leon resident evil to comfort me

I should become a worm influencer, I bet that's an untapped market. Top 10 hungriest worm species videos and such

I wonder how old the average person who sees me post thinks I am

summer mcqueen #umamusume

KO-FI RELEASE: Rick He's here to be extremely hammy #Kirby #KirbyAirRiders #Nintendo #art #fanart

Another cat could fix me

If I fake being competent at my job enough eventually I'll actually be good at it

I deserve 24/7 cuddles tbh