oh to sleep on a girl's lap instead of working

My cat's calling me ontologically evil because I won't feed her an hour early

Putting on my best looking outfit for work today. Work sucks but I'll look good doing it

i feel so bad for the original life is strange developers. they clearly wanted to turn the series into some kind of anthology and did not realize their entire audience was just lesbians and would tune out as soon as the next game wasn't about lesbians

Half-transformed Morgan

Nobody has ever played video games less in their life

Horror game where there's voices in your head but they're chill actually. It's fine, they help you find items and stuff. The real problem is the zombies or whatever

I'm not cool. I'm a huge weirdo. That's what's cool about me though

Oh boy my first post over 50 likes. Takes me back to when I used to Post with a capital P

Umineko is my favourite apolitical story where capitalism and patriarchy is shown to destroy the lives of almost every character. Why would woke leftists get into it I don't understand

Debating whether I should post what I write online as I write it. Idk it's not like I'm worried it won't be good enough, I'm worried that turning what I write into something serialized will negatively effect it

*watching my cat chase the laser pointer* just another catslop game pushed out for the cat masses

The only way I've ever flirted with people (initially) is online, I'm realizing. If someone approached me irl and tried to hit me up I'd probably just combust on the spot

Another nap would fix me

I could be trusted with a scythe

It's progress... towards the future WE desired！ ꒰ঌ😌໒꒱

Sektori is peak video games

Sometimes I miss walking to work super early, I'd get to see skunks and rabbits out in the early morning. They're just lil fellas I love them

[ #fanart ] thinking about persona 3

Who knew that video games would crash not because the games got too big but because buying computers is becoming impossible ahahaha

I'm so bored aaaaaaa I should be being gay online and not sending emails

I've learned a coworker also plays video games and I'm now struck with the fear that he'll ask me for my discord

Two of them

whenever I find out a youtuber used to watch came out as trans I can add another bullet point to my list of things that made me transgender

Still don't like wine I think. Fun to have like. Once every 6 months but man I can't drink this regularly

Oven cooked mac and cheese before

i do actually kind of agree with the idea that giant multiplayer games can be kind of unpreservable what with the software you need to licence in order to scale up. i just think that means you should not ever build those giant games that will one day vanish forever lol

You can tell Bluesky is a real social media site because they love adding stupid features nobody wants

We've had cat girls, then dog girls, now horse girls. What kind of girl will get popular next

How out of touch do you have to be to make an AI generated trailer aimed at a small, niche community that's very passionate about the quality of the product. Like that's just such a basic marketing fail on every level

lol it's snowed so much that even on my scheduled in person day I can't make it in. Rip

Every friend group has that one cis person that everyone's just patiently waiting for them to come out

you ever seen women? they're so pretty. wow

smoking looks very cool in art but the rage i feel when someone is smoking beside me irl is just second to none

I've invented a new "hard magic system" for my worldbuilding, where all spellcasting involves creating rocks to throw at your enemies

1k words tonight woo

Not to be a hater but I can't get over how lifeless 2xko looks. Like it's very technically well animated but there's no sauce, it feels so flat

"Shut up"

Oh no. Anyway I'm gonna make a nice pasta tonight

You ever see a spoiler for something and it's the funniest out of context plot point. Like well now I have to keep going to see how that happens

lil dude looks like he's been bred over centuries until his respiratory system doesn't work correctly

As a collective species we do have to agree we peaked with character design when they made the white mage in final fantasy 1

40 year old white women complain about their spouses a concerning amount, I'm learning

Muttering "exposition is the mind killer" whenever I sit down in front of a word document

When a character says something kinda fruity

Writing is fun, actually

I'm too gay for work. I deserve like a year off

Thank god maybe we'll get women in final fantasy again