I love that Jimin's Ass Math can be out of date bc he got Too Much More Ass

i’m gonna chop him up and snort him up into my lungs so his molecules can combine with my bloodstream and circulate in my body through all the little nooks and crannies and devour him entirely he’s so fucking precious

Wow. I saved £200 on my car insurance renewal quote just by shopping around. Nice. Also the fact that I've had my licence for over 25 years now might have something to do with it...

Taehyung goes through hibernation in the winter but his hibernation involves putting on the biggest, fuzziest sweaters he can possibly find and deepening his voice to subharmonic levels until it can rattle the very bones of your ears with a single note

Jin for FRED Jewelry; Force10 Holiday 2025 1 of 2

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I adore this whimsical boy-man so very much

Odd, weird, uncomfortable. Don't want to discuss it. I won't be discussing it any further.

But I gotta say this. I find it odd and weird and uncomfortable that this discussion even needs to be had. I don't want to talk about it, really. And I'm not sure why so many of you do. But that's me, I guess.

As long as *they* are happy, whatever their relationships look like (or don't, because staying single by choice is a thing some people do and nothing is wrong with that either), I'm happy. It's pretty simple, really.

(Also am still a lil grumpy about the Formula 1. But now I have three months to stew on that before the new season.)

Didn't get enough sleep. Drank a little too much wine last night. Kind of feel disgusted with everything, today.

Ah bollocks.

It's time for the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. My blood pressure medication will be working HARD for the next couple of hours. I can already feel my heart pounding and it's still seven minutes til the race start!! 🏎️

RM's Live transcribed (free for all) please feel free to circulate/screenshot/link (WITH LINK & CREDIT PLEASE!) to this translation for ALL THE WORLD because he does not stutter when he speaks on things that are on his mind today!

I wish I could convey to all of them but especially joon that the wait isn't difficult. just knowing they're together making music makes me happy, and whenever the album comes out, I'm going to be there running with them

Exactly. It's so important to "refill the creative well" as an artist, and you can't do that if you're not living your life.

"This new piece is baroque in style and covers themes of misplaced loyalty and broken trust and it's called 'Concerto for An Empty Bowl'"

Love that Hoseok did every single one of these this year, he is always gonna be on trend, he is always gonna be fashionable, and he is always gonna make it gay

This is just one of the numerous moments I want you to remember everytime anyone says that your favorites do not care about you. You know better, ARMY. We know better. They don’t have what we have. 💜

BTS RM Santa Monica Library wants you to listen to RM when he says: "read banned books". www.instagram.com/reel/DPhtQC_...

Here is my video for Jin Day! 💜 As always, you can see videos I sometimes make on Tiktok: tiktok.com/t/ZTrahc7p6/ #btsisinart #bts #jin #jinday

I'm sorry, but this is all I can think of 😂

Happy birthday Jin! Our goofy worldwide handsome. 💜 #진 #Jin #HAPPYJINDAY #HappyBirthdayJin #Jinday

Today has been kind of shitty and annoying. Not for any reasons I can put my finger on. Just... Meh.

BABY BANGTAN I AM SOBBING

Taehyung on Instagram stories: “Will you wish me a happy birthday, too?”

AND a huge shlong

Nothing cringe about this. It's awesome. There is a weird tendency in the world to find anything loving and kind to be "cringe" while anger and violence is "cool". It's the other way around.

진 (Jin) '전하지 못한 진심' Stage CAM @ RUNSEOKJIN_EP.TOUR' ENCORE Day 2 💜🐹💜 #Jin #BTS 🔗 youtu.be/4jplyNP9jto

It's Seokjin birthday eve! Have you left milk (traditional Korean liquor) and cookies (mulhoe) out by the chimney?

Dynamite twinning! 🧨 😁 My guy and his first bias. #ARSD #ArmySelcaDay #BTS #BTSARMY #BTSJHOPE #hobi #dynamitehobi #twinning #armyhusbandsrock

Hahahahahahaha yes!!! My husband sends me pictures of bunnies every day 🤣🤣🤣 it's just a thing we've done for years. His nickname is bunny so it works on a few levels.

This is Art.

Today, I think we should take some time to remember Yeontan. He was such a cute little puppy who was very loved. I think it would make V feel very happy to know that his little Tannie is still loved. Thank you so much Yeontan. We miss you. 💜

Happy 3rd Anniversary, Indigo! You're a true masterpiece. 💙 #DailyBTS #BTS #DailyBangtan #BangtanOfTheDay

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA Like Crazy is my top song of ALL TIME on 🍎🎶 Frankly I'm not even remotely surprised.

It's a Layover kind of morning.

My tattoo is at the itchy stage. The REALLY itchy stage. Fortunately this is tattoo no.10 so I've been here before and know that it is very annoying but thankfully temporary. If I can just avoid losing my shit over it today then it will be fine 🥲

If you ever hear about me caught up in some messy intrigue know it is a lie. I do not have that kind of energy.

when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

so I get online and jungkook's just on the cover of rolling stone with his tit out for no reason at all??!? exhausting

The kindest, smartest, funniest people you know are probably struggling.

"I'm gonna steal your soul" line

This. What exactly do they hope to prove by shaming people who may have very good reasons not to feel thrilled about the holidays? Where is the empathy?!

the way those green lasers serve as a visual manifestation of taehyung’s laser-focused gaze on namjoon makes me laugh

Everything got mixed up because I was distracted and then boom, Yoongi showed up! So, sorry for my fault... Joon on IG!! 💜🐨💜 #RM #BTS 🔗 www.instagram.com/stories/rkiv...

none of the trampoline salesmen I've encountered ever looked like this 😳

38mn 58 sec with Taehyung. In his hotel room, by the beach, in a sauna, at restaurants, Vogue World show and Six Flags, eating (Jin!) working out (intense) trying to sleep, looking amazing (even at 4am) and so much more… Go watch! #Taehyung 🦞 youtu.be/sU6NShUE_-E

oh no ARMS and slightly suffering eyebrows