Hogwarts Academy has been destroyed by Godzilla, specifically the version from Shin Godzilla w the googly eyes that crawls around on its belly. Reports from the scene indicate that the agonizing deaths of the entire faculty & student body were "weirdly amusing" yet "deeply upsetting to look at"

"You'll get cold sweetie." Cammy x Lily

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

“She would show up looking like a forever 21 employee and then murder 15 people.” This is hysterically funny.

@simonpegg.bsky.social jfc dude go to h e l l

when the election is a month away, these guys say well hey, it's too late now, hold your nose & vote for the lesser of two evils. but when it's three years away, you have three years to get the fuck over it, apparently

Worlds Finest, these will be stickers soon #superbat #superman #batman

I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds

Hey, Tokusatsu freaks! Are these your guys?

My twitter is dead. I don’t wanna a burner. All I want is 27K bluski subs

Sunshine

Shin Godzilla! #TinyKaijuDoodle #art #kaiju #怪獣 #tokusatsu #godzilla #shingodzilla

ShinY Godzilla! #TinyKaijuDoodle #art #kaiju #怪獣 #tokusatsu #godzilla

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

Yeah you need to be put into a shipping container and dropped into the Atlantic.

GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of- EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.

I feel like a huge majority of academics are waiting for some magical time when their career is settled and they can afford to make statements and stand up for their students. But that time will never come.

BREAKING: Debris over the Bahamas after SpaceX Starship falls apart during test flight

Old vampires loathe nothing more than the sound of machines. They remember the world when it was quiet; they remember a time before the hiss of engines, the rattle of pipes, the omnipresent hum of computation, so cruel to their sensitive ears

Me seeing people in their 30s achieving artistic goals they never dreamed possible and slowly internalizing the idea that your 30s are not late in life and that I don’t need to be perfect in my 20s nor fear aging or fear I won’t have time to create what I love

how is trump doing all these things. where is the parliamentarian

A few shots from the project this summer at #mallowsbay #bugeye #nautical #archaeology thanks to @donshotfirst.bsky.social

they just tried to take a bad photo of Luigi but he raised his fist and an owl landed on it and there was a bolt of lightning behind him

repeating event where i see an awful post that is like 'while donny drumpf is kissing his wife felon musk on the mouth... let's remember january 6th!' & im like what the fuck is that, oh im on the discover feed again

That short film should have been a tweet

H O R N Y

why do screenshots think I want the last screenshot in my screenshot

god mizora

Look at what stats have robbed from you

to me, my x-men