Mentally I am here.

"I’m grateful to have lived long enough to" play this game, but it's not very good --- this is an all-timer piece of criticism.

i love social media unfortunately

if pep boys said that now the pep boys could call you up and talk sexy to you you wouldn't think that pep boys was doing really well, as a company

RIP to Red Dead Redemption superfan and music legend D'Angelo www.youtube.com/watch?v=88-s...

I wrote about the essence of language as metaphor and thought as alchemy.

I wrote about the essence of language as metaphor and thought as alchemy.

I want to play video games

One time my dermatologist was out on maternity leave so they moved my appt. upstairs to the plastic surgery offices and I was too shy to touch the breast implant samples in the lobby even though it's all I wanted to do and my wife kept saying do it I didn't do it and I still think about it OBVIOUSLY

Vampire Survivors on mobile is the best video game to play while getting a tattoo imo.

I'm finally getting around to the new Mission Impossible and i can not believe the energy in this submarine.

I beat 1000xRESIST (excellent) this weekend so I can focus on Hades now.

Daft Punk Fortnite experience is sick

hola hola como se dice “cheesy Gordita crunch”

Foundation stuck the landing so hard this season wow wow wow.

Cameron gets the benny of the d from me since people are calling photoshop filters "AI" now. I'd be surprised if he was advocating for human-free image generation.

When I say I like the night life I mean I like to go outside when it is dark and listen to crickets and think about cigarettes.

I did not get to finish this due to I canceled Disney+ and Hulu.

this guy has been right the whole time btw

I got an early hold on this at my library and it hasn't come in yet I'm slobbering like an animal over here.

2025 GAME FORECAST: Hades II, Pokémon Z-A, Elden Ring on Switch, Borderlands 4?????

hades 2 this week!!! wahoo!!! #art

I may have unsubbed my $2.99/month D+ bundle (so I can get the Black Friday deal again this year), but nothing will stop Disney adults from spending $8000 at the parks every year. Not even hurricanes.

there is a new nine inch nails album out today

I cannot emphasize enough that you should watch the anime Frieren on Netflix if you are at all interested in anime fantasy or Dungeons & Dragons.

It’s the perfect Father’s Day gift thank you family

I started watching King of the Hill for the first time recently and idk why I never expected it to be actually lol funny but it is. It’s very funny.

A lady bozo is a boza.

I think I may purchase Hades II for Switch Two 10 days from today.

I am days or maybe even hours away from having to tell my daughter I named my Animal Crossing island Bongwater Island.

george lucas made a three film opus about how a combination of tariffs, incels, and anxiety would give rise to fascism and we all made fun of him smfh

(if RFK jr. was Batman) Criminal: Batman just left and I think he was RFK Jr???

1996 was the last good year to be born sorry if you didn't make it in time

Since Switch 2 makes it much easier to share screenshots, here’s a bunch of my favorites:

The horse racing mobile game is not bad, very phone friendly, but I do wish the horses didn't look so much like human girls.

I went here every winter break during elementary school.

friday

Happy new Beths album day.

when i made this web site my plan was to post there instead of here but here i am cross posting

I have once again posted on my web site.

one thing about me is that i will always go see an afi concert regardless of how burning man adjacent davey havok looks at any given time

Now that I've finished every side quest, companion quest, and main quest in Dragon Age Veilguard, I do feel qualified to say it's a good game.

I have the week off so I wrote about all my Nintendos.

good explainer if you’re confused why some people are calling for Sally Rooney to be charged as a terrorism supporter

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

Polygon is falling apart what is this.

Smartphones were generally affordable enough for students to bring to schools for about 12 years before these bans that are starting now, meaning the class that just graduated high school is the exact age to have their entire brains cooked.

Ah crud Gorillaz festival pass is going to hook me on Fortnite Crew for another month.

I have the week off so I wrote about all my Nintendos.

The film criticism discourse is complicated for me. I went to grad school for film criticism, loved it, took the first writing job I could find (as a reporter), and immediately realized there were more useful ways to direct my labor than towards reviewing movies.