Gay Dad
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Went to the beach. Wore a speedo and a caftan. Straights pointed and whispered to each other. One guy took a sneaky photo. I know a sneaky photo. Do not quote the old magic to me.
3 days ago
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bobby
4 days ago
pictured: woody learning that buzz lightyear and jessie were at january 6
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Cool I put my insurance on my credit card because I couldn’t afford it.
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4 days ago
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Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store
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7 days ago
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I think I’m in perimenopause I’m SOBBING at this episode of Hacks
11 days ago
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Somebody just do it.
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14 days ago
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Me every time I meet a straight man.
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16 days ago
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Every time I take a bath my weird ass cat is DESPERATE to drink the hot bath water.
16 days ago
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Carl and Donut, probably
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17 days ago
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I gooned too long last night.
17 days ago
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I’ve been going to the gym for like 4 months (nothing crazy. Usually 2-3 times a week) and I just bought creatine like I’m a 22 yr old body builder. I’m capitalism’s greatest soldier.
17 days ago
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Half Man coming out week to week is stressing me the fuck out.
19 days ago
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I’m so pissed that Amazon made me buy a new kindle by disabling my old one that worked fine. If I read on my phone the kindle NEVER sees the new page number no matter how many times I sync. In fact my phone will try and sync back to the old page location my kindle is on
19 days ago
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Halfway through my workout I wondered why everything was so hard and then I remembered today was supposed to be a rest day. I was here YESTERDAY. Am I becoming a gym bunny?
19 days ago
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Y’all last night my kid and I were watching Survivor and for a challenge they had to spell “inconceivable” and I said “I before E except after C” and she thought I’d spoken an ancient incantation. I guess we don’t teach this anymore?
19 days ago
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Dad’s trying to get back to working out.
20 days ago
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Republicans are absolute ghouls
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21 days ago
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I feel like no one is talking about Margo’s Got Money Troubles and it’s genuinely so well done and so good. It to mention Nick Offerman is like the hottest man alive.
21 days ago
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#SaunaSelfie
22 days ago
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Gay rights
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28 days ago
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I’m on a leave from work right now and honestly the best part is I didn’t have any interactions today about May the Fourth and that feels like a huge win.
29 days ago
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The biggest struggle in my life is that I’m so embarrassed at where I’ve landed. Like I’m a pretty smart and capable person (I think) and my life is such a stupid disaster. I’m not mad I’m just disappointed.
30 days ago
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Unpopular opinion: when you post those NASA photos they spell your name not once have I been able to tell what it said
about 1 month ago
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I’m watching Shameless for the first time and Kash is SOOOOOOO hot.
about 1 month ago
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Hey um I’m kinda hword and lonely so let me know if you want to chat.
about 1 month ago
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If this is a butthole I really hope he moisturizes. Like shea butter.
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about 1 month ago
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huck mason
2 months ago
wasn't whose
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demotivational speaker. 🌸
2 months ago
Joe Exotic shouldn't be funny but he is. ITS ALL CORRUPT GIRL 🤣
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Hey if you want to be my friend on HEVY join me! Just don’t look to close. I’m an old man who hasn’t worked out since before the pandemic.
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2 months ago
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Q.
2 months ago
It's honestly a surprise - considering the massive amounts of dollar spent on it - but the trailer for the HBO harry potter series looks like AI slop. It is *awful* (And that makes me happy)
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Lilah Sturges
2 months ago
I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED
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I’ve had an awful day/ week and this is the only thing that brought me joy
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2 months ago
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So sad I never perused my dream of acting to be cast as the “ugly” version of myself on The Beauty.
4 months ago
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Fork found in kitchen
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4 months ago
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Coach Finstock
4 months ago
This is what ICE looks like
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jack o’brien
4 months ago
summer olympics are about bulges and winter olympics are about asses and i won’t be explaining further
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How do I rate the Bad Bunny Concert about America on letterboxed? It’s in my top 4
4 months ago
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Soraya Nadia McDonald
4 months ago
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the TaĂnos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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Jordan Uhl
4 months ago
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.” MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
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Gaga’s part should have been Rosalia. I’m sorry
4 months ago
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Imagine watching this and not wanting to ABSOLUTELY live in this America? This is the best of what we have. This is joy and beauty and art. I can’t fathom watching this and rejecting it
4 months ago
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I know they’re actors but I sort of hope this couple getting married is a real couple and this is their wedding.
4 months ago
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Gays found dead.
4 months ago
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Cute how I decided to eat beef stew while watching The Pit and that was terrible.
4 months ago
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I went to a gay bar tonight. (It’s probably been like 3 or 4 years.) I don’t understand how to operate. Saw many cute guys. Do you just talk to them? How do you know if they think you’re cute? What it they’re like 20 years younger and you seem creepy? I have not learned these skills.
4 months ago
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Pop Crave
4 months ago
FINNEAS defends sister Billie Eilish amid online backlash over her anti-ICE comments at GRAMMYs: “Seeing a lot of very powerful old white men outraged about what my 24 year old sister said during her acceptance speech. We can literally see your names in the Epstein files.”
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Me to my dad when he found the search history on the family computer
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4 months ago
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In Utah it’s elder
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4 months ago
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Started the Night Manger and in episode there was somewhat graphic. Heterosexual sex and I’m very liberal but I find that gross and hard to watch.
4 months ago
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