Many things are flaming dogshit but at least

hi, my partner has not been paid her medical leave and we're short on rent. i have a fundraiser with details here. please share, thanks for your time.

For all the folks who want to know what actually goes on in those dreaded Lady Appointments (and why they’re so often dreaded, when they don’t *have* to be so awful) 👇

First thing I saw this morning was a pair of lovebirds & it was a fucking delightful way to start my day Parrots! Parrots in my yard! Unreal.

Decided to make paneer instead of running errands, because I forgot that it takes approximately three days to boil a gallon of milk 😶 yes I'll have a lot of cheese but I'll also be stirring this milk until Sunday

one day I will be able to endure birthdays and anniversaries and grief and it won't be a sad, exhausting struggle. today is not that day.

Hi all I've entered my miniature photography at Lens Culture with the hope it might turn my fortunes around. They said to share the link to get more eyes on my work so if you can help that would be great 🙏 Check out my photography submission to LensCulture www.lensculture.com/submissions/...

At the emergency vet with my sweet Tsoei, who was lethargic and droopy and off her food all day, but perked right up when I grabbed the leash, and is now waiting excitedly for more people to come love on her Like I'm glad you're ok enough for that but come on

oh yay esophageal pain 😖

I've got an endoscopy today & I need you all to cross your fingers that they find *something* - a tumor, an alien baby, a tiny fucking bubble factory, I don't care, but fucking SOMETHING to DO something about & maybe be less digestively miserable 🤞🏻

The forecasts are always low; I think we easily see another over 300millon flight night this evening. #birds #spring #migration #LightsOutForBirds #EarthDay

Gonna test the theory

Tasks Update: 99% of my dishes & clothes are clean; I've made a sizeable dent in the pile of cardboard to break down for recycling; and I'm contemplating thinking about maybe possibly doing something about my floors, perhaps today, perhaps not 🤔

Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...

One of my shortcomings is I’m not active on Reddit. But if you are… could you share this first episode of my new PBS series LIFE UNEARTHED on there? Filmed entirely solo on a 2 month expedition in Antarctica. 🧪🦠 #scicomm

I actually have some spoons! 🎉 I have to spend them on all the Tasks I couldn't do when I was spoonless 😐 At least I'll have clean dishes & clothes at the end? 🤷🏻‍♀️

When the wind's in the right direction I can smell them prepping the animal sauce at the In-n-Out. It's *almost* enough to make me brave the line for a grilled cheese, then I remember how mediocre their fries are. Alas.

Super love pulling my trapezius, an injury that punishes you for breathing too deeply 😫 On the plus side, the muscle relaxers & weed have kicked in & I have loads more, plus 80tb of comfort media at my fingertips & a selection of snacks & dogs at my side & I'm prepared to ride it out 👍🏻

Some sort of temporal disturbance, perhaps

I could use some help spreading the word. My new little book is about two sisters who hunt down killers and collect body parts while complicating their lives with volatile magics, bizarre visions, and a mysterious mouth in the wall. Think Junji Ito meets Little Women. ghoulish.rip/product/fami...

I currently have 5 hand-sewn little guys available at my Big Cartel shop. Any sales or signal boosts are very much appreciated. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Important update

Lil guy on my thumb

I think a new label maker would fix me

Here are the four Jeremy Creatures I currently have available at my shop. I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered them. Each one took many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

I'm unfortunately reaching the end of the line. I'm desperately trying to save my career & working really hard to get myself into a better position, I'm still going to lose my home & at 45 that's a big thing to have to deal with if you can help me at all I'd really appreciate it. ko-fi.com/robotwig

My niece had to fly home early because reasons and the house is weirdly quiet now

I am not currently in the market for a friend for Nill, but I can highly recommend Jeremy's creatures Nill is bigger than my admittedly small hand, and came with the most charming hand-lettered backstory mounted on pretty paper and signed on the back I will definitely be budgeting for more ❤️

Sometimes you just have to spend the day nibbling snacks & dyeing clothes, I don't make the rules

Just scrolled past a post that said, "Please stop anthropomorphizing other people!" and I'm starting to think that dictionaries should be distributed free the way phone books used to be. Words have meaning, y'all. That's kind of how language works.

Some bunnies for spring 🐰🌸 Hrairoo (Little Thousand). Watercolor and ink. A painting commission, inspired by Watership Down. #watercolor #art

Well folks ......thats me'n'er on next Tuesday 7th April Channel4. Our Welsh Chapel Dream. 😊

Support women's wrongs!

This was so good! Greatly looking forward to the rest of the eps ❤️

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

I'm so sorry I keep asking for help. I have moving expenses coming up really soon with bills and food that keep emptying out my account and I've been sick and stressed because of it all. I'm literally over $2000 short. even if you can just lighten the load with $5, please help me or commission me

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!! Did you know that 100% of your "concerns", fears and shitty takes about trans people can really easily be resolved by a) listening to trans people talk about their actual experiences and b) chilling the fuck out a bit about what other people do with their own bodies?

How it started vs. How it's going

I am informed that Sailing to Sarantium is $1.99 at the usual U.S. ebook retailers, including bookshop.org, which lets buyers support indie bookstores. Easy gateway, maybe?

the last few days have been shit and I would very much like something different today, universe, thanks

I suspect "until you start having sex with me, I won't snore in your ear OR leave clothes on your bedroom floor anymore" is not the winning play Tent Husband thinks it is

omfg the amount of crap in my garage 😭

Omfg dude at the fucking AutoZone tonight 😑 sold us the wrong battery while never shutting up for an instant. yes I know the coca cola trick. Yes even dunking the cables. Yes, the cheaper battery would be good. Yes, I know what a fucking core charge is WE JUST WANT TO GET ON WITH OUR LIVES 😭

Going through piles of posters & flyers from our old band/club/promoter days & found a poster that the Crüxshadows signed to our drum machine, Azrael Abyss 😂 Tagging @thesageambrose.bsky.social once again 😆 I should probably make an AZGoth/Killing Jar/Paris Burning photo album

Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help us spread the word about this #transrightsreadathon post? Any reskeets are very much appreciated.

My niece is raiding my closet 😁 dress, boots, stockings all mine (Paging @thesageambrose.bsky.social to the Paris Burning courtesy phone)

If you live somewhere with spring thaw, take extra care to watch for birds and avoid speeding. Melting snow uncovers winter roadkill, which brings birds like this eagle to do cleanup. It's a time of year we see even more car strikes than usual, & soon with birds doing extra duty feeding nestlings. 🪶

I don't like to use my phone after I've gone to bed, so I write shorthand reminders to myself on my wrist. While hopped up on Ambien & weed & muscle relaxers. I *regularly* wake up with no fucking clue what I was going on about 😆