Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all those who celebrate it

boy I super duper love when "if I stop I won't finish" meets "very physical task" and I'm at negative spoons for days 🙃 on the plus side now I won't get another weed fine from the ambiance vigilantes & I didn't use chemicals 👍🏻

Never forget and never forgive the people who did this, from the idiots who mocked us when we told them this would happen, to the monsters who are carrying it out. Make them carry that shame for the rest of their miserable lives. Make them pariahs. May they never enjoy a moment of peace.

This gratitude and admiration is important today. Ordinary people are putting their lives on the line now to create a record, in bitter cold, against vicious, racist autocrats. Who happen to be the American government.

Y'all. Tsoei had an eye thing yesterday & the vet decided she should have eye drops for 2 weeks. She's had an eye thing before so she's had eye drops before, and this happened then, too. Y'all, this sweetest, goodest dog lifts her chin and opens her eye wide so I can put in the drops 😭😭😭

I GOT A HONSE I GOT A HONSE I GOT A HONSE 🐎

wearing a gallon of perfume on fucking moving day I ASK YOU 😑

ANOTHER UHAUL THIS WEEKEND!! I am liking my chances for a future stench-free life 🤞🏻🤞🏻

I love my grackle family so much 🥹 A male great tailed grackle, a largeish shiny black bird with intense yellow eyes, bathes aggressively in a bronze plastic bird bath between a sage bush and a dark grey block wall, then hops to the edge and flies off to do grackle things

Swapping out a clamping triple monitor stand on a desk I can't move away from the wall is the shittiest puzzle game I've ever played 😑

Tell me your pet's name in a gif (We didn't name Thor, and "Tsoei" is ungiffable 😄)

oh shit I need all the socks as well as a honse worry stone maybe some pins & stickers too 👀

can I just get clarification on who "we" is in this sentence, because it seems to me that the person who invented the resource-guzzling shit extruder and profits from the resource-guzzling shit extruder is surely the one who needs to come up with a purpose for the resource-guzzling shit extruder.

On the plus side, I have a robust, loving and supportive Team Sheryl, who have rallied around me for my personal crisis, and dogs, who understand and respond to emotions better than some people I know ❤️

existential vent sesh in comments

ABBA the only band where you can: 1. speed up their music, it is now a Eurobeat track to drift down the mountains in Japan to in the dead of night. 2. slow down their music (vaporwave), it is now the chanting of a cult opening the Gates of Hell in a desecrated cathedral.

Many things are terrible and I'm really struggling, but yesterday I took an important step towards exorcising some emotional gangrene from my soul, to hopefully begin healing some grievous wounds 😞

People said we should use AI to build laundry robots. So we did. Then everyone complained that the robots wadded the clothes up into wrinkled little balls. The solution was simple! All people had to do was soak, press, and refold their clothes. But no one appreciated the ironing of the situation.

Beauty break...

i love you buzz grambo you’re my favourite star war

They funneled funds away from Medicare, Medicaid, clean energy projects, disaster response, and other areas so that our taxes could be used to pay for shooting a mother in the face, blasting children with teargas, terrorizing schools, attacking and disappearing our neighbors and friends and family.

Glorious.

There's been a Uhaul in & out of my neighbor's driveway all morning & I need you all to cross your fingers that the stinky weed/Turkish cigarettes/outdoor scented candles/enough perfume to smell it in my yard/stanky-ass dryer sheet neighbors are moving the fuck out

Oh my god she uploaded a slow motion video and it's amazing. He's just like me fr running as best he can and still going backwards over and over!

Watched Dust Bunny & had to buy the score before I'd even finished the movie 😂 really hope Isabella Summers does more scores because this is just fucking delightful 10/10 no notes

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Many things are terrible, but today I received the cookies I ordered from a trans girl scout, whom I chose because of her disability advocacy 🏳️‍⚧️🍪 www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...

Respectfully, 👀

"ok love you byyeeeeeeee"

Slightly larger than my usual bird bath visitor 😳🥹❤️ I can't tell if it's a Cooper's hawk or a Sharp-shinned hawk, but either way it's the coolest thing I've seen in my yard in a while 😊

also this is forever free

A neighbor was taken to a care facility, and her little tortoiseshell kitty was left behind. I can't take her in but I've been feeding her and giving her water every day. No one in the neighbor's family can take her in. Is there anyone in the Inland Empire area that could foster or adopt her?

A favorite sign from today's NYC protest march

Good times

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no, autocorrect, I did not fucking mean "aorta-potty" when I typed "porta-potty" 🤨

I survived 3 hours of shading on the window on my elbow 😳

Many things are terrible, but I just discovered my current pharmacy IS covered under my new insurance 👍🏻 YAAAAAYYYY for not having to laboriously transfer more than a dozen prescriptions 🎉

Super duper love that none of my healthcare exchange options this year covered my psychiatrist, so now I get to pay $150/session or find a new doc 🙃 (I'm paying. It's 5x more than my copay, but can you imagine trying to find a new mental health team right now? I'll fucking pass 😬)

Guess which art I did

Feels like echoes of September 1939 out there, and what am I doing today? Taking an art class. 2026 is my Year of Bad Art. I'm not an artist but I love to make shit & this year I'll be focusing on producing (relative) beauty in the face of unrelenting ugliness 🏺🖌️🎨🧶

Nothing like moving around several hundred pounds of filament to take your mind off shit. I was already planning to tidy it up, but instead I laboriously reconfigured my baker's rack shelving & shuffled spools for nearly 3 hours 😐

If you're the sort of person who inspects your pore-cleaning strip in (horrified?) fascination, may I also recommend the bottom chamber of a navage?

Just a little reminder in case you need it 😽🤍

At my wit's end trying to calm and/or distract the dogs during last night's fireworks fuckery & finally during the apocalypse at midnight I threw a giant handful of shredded cheese across the kitchen floor 🧀 I still only got about 3 hours' sleep but that 20 minutes of silence was much needed 😑

The look on this year's pig's face, so help me 🤣

A very FUCK YOU to the assholes already blowing off fireworks at fucking 2 in the fucking afternoon and making my dogs freak out🖕🏻and of course we've got at *least* ten more hours of this shit 😡 I hope it fucking rains tonight 🤬

Last sunrise of the year is putting on a bit of a show

Is there anything worse than dangling dental-surgery stitches in your mouth? (don't tell me if there is, this shit's awful 😬)

Had a really bad pain day yesterday, and today seems to be all about nausea & post nasal drip 🫤 I would give many, many dollars to have just one symptom-free day 😑