Many things are super shitty, but a pair of missionaries came to my door, read my sign, and DIDN'T ring the bell 😳 Miracles CAN happen!

My rotten no good bad day yesterday continued well past my bedtime with some added stupid family shenanigans, I got 3 hours sleep, my wrist feels Wrong and Ow but I've got other appointments today I can't reschedule (one is my psychiatrist, poor woman, she has no idea) Today's plan is to survive 😑🤞🏻

Lying awake, wrist throbbing, heart sore, chronic pain doing its thing, thinking about how one asshole neighbor and a shitty HOA are trying to take away one of my greatest joys of the last 4 years & feeling pretty awful about it tbh

And now there is a fucking freaky light on my patio, can shit PLEASE stop happening to me

Fuck, today crashed HARD, physically and emotionally. Fell at the store because of employee carelessness (prob be ok, monitoring), and then learned it was a neighbor who fucking creeped on me & thinks the birds are eating in my yard & shitting in theirs 🙄 File today under Shit I Don't Need 😑

spent an hour drafting a (slightly) more polite version of my response to the HOA "courtesy notice" about my bird feeders among other things, I asked them to define for me how many birds in what time period and in what volume of space constitutes "excess wildlife" 👿 exhausting chucklefucks 🙄

I got a "courtesy notice" from the ambiance vigilantes about my bird feeders and I'm so pissed - not least because whoever made the complaint had to be looking over the wall into my back yard like a fucking creeper 😡 they are gonna get such a fucking nastygram from me 🤬

Put 'em on the list, I guess

My dad used to claim all the paintings in the museum were fake. He said the real ones were stolen, and the museum hung forgeries. No one noticed. That story changed my world. It shaped how I saw beauty and value ever after. Then my world changed again after he died and I opened his storage locker.

I'm going to need people who self-evidently do not understand regional British accents to fucking STOP doing the subtitles for shows with those fucking accents because you suck and your subs are terrible. "dome houses" for "dying houses" I ASK YOU yes it was pronounced "doyn" but COME ON 🙄🤨

For those interested in my fabric art, a few Gloom-Wilders are available at my Big Cartel shop. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Girls mature faster than boys; so tell your boys to look to them for leadership - and trust them to be strong.

Halloween Buggs & the cemetery got color!

The mechanic removed the back plate and inhaled through pursed lips. "Who did this?" "I did," the robot said. "How?" "I took one arm off, put in a wireless interface so I could still use it, and put it in a vice, then turned-" "OK. Why?" "I needed fixing." "You are allowed to ask for help."

Action Park meets the Backrooms in 1994 in my forthcoming novella!

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

There used to be an old sign by the path, warning passers-by of the local sleeping willow, which would trap the unwary with fatigue, engulf them while they slept, and release them a hundred years later. There was a new sign: "This sleeping willow is full." And a map of other locations to try.

I super love* being told my doc is running 45 minutes late for an appointment I had to arrive 20 minutes early for, and have in fact been waiting for for 50 minutes already, love that SO MUCH

Many things are terrible, but right now I'm remembering this day half a million years ago, when I met my sweetie, who caused a literal earthquake and changed my life forever. I wish you were still here to hold my hand for the scary bits, belovedest 💔

Heads up yall:

shout out to the excellent people who do my grocery & Costco runs when I don't have the spoons to do it myself, you're doing the most important job in the world 💖

Oh hey no I did NOT solve my stupid RAM compatibility problem 😫 ffffffuuuuuuuuuu

We’re proud to have been able to work with Mongolian musicians Khukh Mongol on the soundtrack for The Legend of Khiimori.  Get a glimpse behind the scenes of the recording here and watch the full video on Aesir Interactive's YouTube channel! Wishlist The Legend of Khiimori on Steam, Epic or PS.📝

The energy from Chris here is exactly it. What so many pieces, while accurately touching on all of the hardships, all tend to miss: Fixing a computer and making it do things was one of those hobbyist joys that showed me what accomplishment could feel like, and gave me something to work toward.

Desert Dog Welcomes the Return of the Broiler

when you finally close all the tabs from researching a tech issue & it's in the dozens 😭

hey guys, I started a bird account so I can stop special interest-ing all over your feed 😁 first up: 😁 the full-length hawk video!

Happy Year of the Fire Horse!🔥

I made phone calls & did adulting, please clap

Many things are terrible, but at least I've got otter socks 🦦

Very important Olympic update

OUT NOW: The DEMO of Horses of Hoofprint Bay is now available to play on Steam 😱 Get your nostalgic horse game playtime right here and let us know what you think! 👇💖 store.steampowered.com/app/4335510/...

Trying to play @thoglistudios.com Horses of Hoofprint Bay demo, but I got to the "ride to your new stables" scene & was ambushed by so much nostalgia 😅 (It's pretty fun so far, I will absolutely pick up the full game based on the charm & art alone ❤️)

Timeline cleanser: please enjoy one minute of an Anna's hummingbird bathing in a soy sauce dish in a diy solar fountain. Watch for the wee water droplets on her head when she comes up 🥹

There are two types of people: 1) those who laugh when they see video of others running away from wild turkeys B) those who have actually been near wild turkeys in real life

After a spectacularly crap week, I could've done without a dead battery when I tried to go pick up brain meds 😑 May I please have one (1) break?

Went to find out why Wolfgang was crying in front of the disaster area that houses my painting rig (there's currently no bad art on it so it wasn't that) Moved aside a box & a canvas; he darted in & trotted triumphantly out with a filthy paper towel that had fallen just out of reach 😅

Trying to keep my spirits up, but the soul crushing TEDIUM of losing multiple days to stupid symptoms when you'd rather be doing interesting shit is rough Pls send cute shit

It's not a crow army, but there's a curve-billed thrasher that hangs out in my yard, that wheet-wheets at me when I come outside, and although I suck at whistling, I wheet-wheet back. We had quite a colloquy tonight, it was the loveliest thing ❤️ that shit always heals a bit of my soul 🥰

Post a tree you photographed

"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?" "Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago." "Have they taken over the world?" "Not yet." The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears. "I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.

Wow that was a wild ride

The alien ambassador sidled through the museum in awe. "You Humans have so much art! Do you have machines to make all paintings, poems, stories and songs?" "We experimented with that, briefly," the guide said. "But humans are both cheaper and more creative. And, well, we will make art regardless."

Pre-order LIVE on Apple books (with bonus censorship in the description! What a time to be alive!) books.apple.com/us/book/amus...

Early Access Launches March 3 on Steam and Epic Games Store! Come ride with us!

Quiet, lucid, devastating.

I have finished PONIES and if we don't get a second season I will RIOT, I require more Bea and Twila STAT

"I was told you're a monster," the hero said. "So they say," said the monster. "But you're beautiful!" "Thank you." "Have you always been a monster?" "Heh. I was a young maiden. But I did something forbidden." "And became a monster?" "Got named a monster." "What did you do?" "I hit back."

No more worries, the honse is here! ❤️ @acorviart.bsky.social

Five classes I took in college: Rodin sculpture study Native American myths and legends Product photography Music appreciation (taught by Bobby McFerrin's mom) Meteorolgy