alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

‘Tangled’ was released 14 years ago today.

#TAGGIERUPERT: I know that you got daddy issues #rivals youtu.be/TnFIBvE4VM0

HAPPY WICKED EVE

There's something I need people to understand. The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad. The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.

Robert Pattinson has joined the cast of Christopher Nolan’s next movie which will also star Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Tom Holland, Lupita Nyong’o and Matt Damon.

they’re coming back to me 😭 #dodgerfox youtu.be/a66Kd86g1TU

I’M LITERALLY CRYING RN OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

I WATCHED A SHOW THAT GOT RENEWED

THE ARTFUL DODGER SEASON 2 IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING WE ARE SO UNBELIEVABLY BACK m.youtube.com/watch?v=530Y...

DODGERFOX are coming HOME they are finding their way BACK to each OTHER and to ME m.youtube.com/watch?v=BMnu...

i know i say this every time but this is ACTUALLY sara’s chef d’oeuvre i’ve never wanted to kms so bad in my LIFE

make no mistake when i finally hear jonathan bailey sing the “up that i fell” line in as long as you’re mine next year i cannot be held responsible for my actions

listened to jonathan bailey’s performance of dancing through life from the LA premiere and then told myself “wait just one more time i need to savor this again i didn’t properly savor this” and i have now been telling myself “just one more time” for two full hours

jack schlossberg has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Josh O’Connor has been cast in Steven Spielberg’s untitled UFO movie. Also starring Emily Blunt, Colman Domingo, Colin Firth and Eve Hewson. In theaters on May 15, 2026.

Donald O'Connor, Debbie Reynolds and Gene Kelly performing on the set of Singin' in the Rain (1952)

this is fine yup i feel so fine

wheezing at him just wandering into the jungle bushes…where is he going

when i tweet something and then open up bluesky to post the exact same thing

just rebooted my old laptop for the first time in years and i may have just cracked the code on time travel

can’t believe i won’t be here to witness the most gloriously gay event in the entire united states

greatness transcends social media

Ok! Where are the Jane Austen folks?

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

Saw a tiktok saying Dev Patel should play Mr Bingley and 100% correct, but hear me out: Manny Jacinto as Darcy.

seeing popular posts with no bot replies life is good i feel amazing

*bangs pots and pans like a crazy person on your tl* EVERYONE!! I JUST NOTICED IT FROM A MOOT AND WANTED TO SPREAD THE WORD AFTER DOING A SUCCESSFUL TEST! HERE'S A WAY WE CAN PROPERLY BOOKMARK POSTS NOW!! PLS READ THE ALTS FOR HOW!!

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

two zoos diverged in a wood, and i — i bought the one less traveled by

Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends

just saw that edit posts are limited to one minute on here

We need the ability to share videos via link so we can rebuild the great library of stan memes here

The Onion has bought a bankrupt Infowars with help from the Sandy Hook families. Please let this be the new logo:

Can Bluesky be a special different world where RFK Jr simply does not exist?

nice grapes you got there. would be a shame if they were of wrath

If you follow this feed it’ll save anything you reply to with a 📌 there so you can use it like bookmarks bsky.app/profile/did:...

This is like going to a new school in the middle of the year

I’m happy to see a chronological timeline.

let’s give this a try! i’m kazsrietvelds over on the cursed app 🙃☺️