well, piss. Go Blue Jays. I guess.

ell eff gee, daddy wants that shiny SAM sword twitch.tv/HTBSgames 6pm CDT/7pm EDT

Makes sense, anyone the average US wrestling fan wants to see went to AEW

Fuck it, Hanger for president

OK campers who will be the next big-time Destiny content creator to break down into weepy histrionics over the current state of Destiny 2

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

you know, in more authoritarian countries, seeing that secdef is drunk by 10am and the president is a doddering old man who can't hold a train of thought for 30 seconds is the exact kind of things that gives colonels Big Ideas

Spent a half hour wondering why the *FUCK* bluetooth doesn't work on my wife's PC (WHICH I BUILT) before giving in and buying a $10 bluetooth adapter

ROCK AND STONE, BOYS twitch.tv/HTBSgames

Creep out everyone on your stream by talking to a hollow-eyed digital homunculus whose existence burns up a thousand gallons of drinking water every minute

My new boss has cool "minimalist" sports posters, tried looking them up for the teams I care about and they just boil down to "guy on horse"

Gotta hurry and fill my water bottle and set up the stream and turn on the fan so I'm not melting all night COME ON DOWWWWWWN twitch.tv/HTBSgames

Three host crashes and 10 client crashes in less than three hours means we might be done with Helldivers 2 on Monday nights, boys

Helldivers 2 is holding on by a thread and we'll be there tugging at it twitch.tv/HTBSgames #extralife

Coverage of the Charlie Kirk Funeral begins today at 2pm on ABC, all Disney apps, Hulu, and Corncob TV

Kind of want to glam the Orastery Ribbons of Casting, kind of want to leave them just the way they are for the comedy of it. #ffxiv

YEAH LET'S GO, FINAL FANTASY 14 WITH THE CREW

ABC removed staff e-mails after suspending Jimmy Kimmel:

"You'll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits #AEW 🤼 @truthmagnum.bsky.social

For the first time in four months I don't feel like death warmed over after work, come celebrate tonight 7pm EDT/6pm CDT twitch.tv/HTBSgames

I bought Bluetooth hearing protectors for the pest control job and turns out they are pretty nice for just... existing in public. Ok fine so I might have a touch of the tism.

The radical left wants UBI wants affordable housing wants police reforms etc The radical right wants you dead wants white supremacy are Nazis These are not the same. These have never been the same.

Jesus the discourse around Destiny is toxic. I'm gonna go play Helldivers 2, a game with no controversy or connection to current events at all. Hold on.

Come keep me company in the chat, I'm home until new job starts on Monday! twitch.tv/HTBSgames

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.

Super Earth doesn't care about sex or gender, everyone is welcome to die for democracy twitch.tv/HTBSgames 7pm EDT/6pm CDT

At least I have control over one thing in my life, whoopee twitch.tv/HTBSgames 7pm EDT/6pm CDT

Helldivers 2 is utterly breaking under its own weight, and Arrowhead desperately needs to prioritize bug fixes and performance optimization ESPECIALLY with player counts spiking like this

What am I supposed to do, tell Super Earth no? 7pm EDT/6pm CDT twitch.tv/HTBSgames we go back into the mines

I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.

It's raining like hell and western New York has electrical infrastructure roughly on par with Somalia, I wonder how long I'll be online? Come join me and find out! 7pm EDT/6pm CDT twitch.tv/HTBSgames

Helldivers ODST warbond is very good. The MA5C Assault Rifle (gonna call it the "halo gun" from now on) hits the right balance of nostalgia and effectiveness. Tonight's gameplay experience left... a little to be desired, though. 'Boxdivers are getting a faithful recreation of launch day 2024

New stuff today, diving with the fellows, let's flipping gosh darn GO twitch.tv/HTBSgames

Absolutely the best console of all time. Super Metroid. Final Fantasy 6. Chrono Trigger. Mario Kart. Generational bangers.

GOD I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW.

I've managed to kick my day long hangover in time for MONDIVES, come check it out 7 EDT 6 CDT

I don't understand Hochul. Some days she wakes up with a spine, some days she doesn't.

Arrest him. Impeach him. Article 25 him. Grow a pair and stop pretending this is normal. We don't deserve 3 1/2 more years of his fiascos. The circus needs to be dismantled and all the clowns sent elsewhere. Then we can get back to being civil, united even.

WAR CRIMES WITH THE BOYS LET'S GO #extralife

Ain't fired a shot in anger in what feels like YEARS, let's flipping gosh darn go boys and girls 6pm CDT/7pm EDT twitch.tv/HTBSgames

SummerSlam (2025)

"Boss Battle" Super Mario Bros. 3 [All-Stars ver.] (1988-1993)

Summerslam is so absolutely sauceless no one aside from Tape is talking about it. Our wrestling chat has been silent since this afternoon.

You'll never believe what this was in response to

In 30 minutes I will resume farming for the last Orpiment thingy I need to drop that will either drop immediately and I will celebrate or it won't drop at all, driving me further and further into omnicidal madness Come on out and watch! 7pm EDT/6pm CDT twitch.tv/HTBSgames

Hulk Hogan was a virulent racist and a scab. Fuck him then, fuck him now, fuck him forever