Good things happened today. Is the moon in marmalade?

Accidentally ordered two bottles of shampoo in this month's Chewy autoship. Then realized that I really should leave one at my parents' house for all the times Mr. B rolls in something gross while we're visiting. Excellent planning past self!

Yo. @realgdt.bsky.social knows how to make a FILM. CRIMSON PEAK haunts me. Now FRANKENSTEIN? Sir. Brava.

And they're apparently using Coinbase for crypto. I'm judging you Kristina.

Somebody named Kristina is buying/bought a 2023 EV Hummer and also looking for work, put my number down for insurance quotes and job contacts. *SIGH*

My latest multi block lino print, Disguise in the skies. liquoricelino.etsy.com/listing/4404... #birds #art #linocut #linoprint #printmaking

I’m horrible at estimating projects and appreciate clients who let me track hours.

What’s your sign?

This is the daily struggle.

A fenced-in area with privacy fabric went up in the lower lot at The Fields and there are a bunch of brand-new looking SUVs parked next to it. Nothing on EventsDC's site about it, in the current climate, it feels creepy and ominous.

You don't need women to fuck up the workplace, Cloudflare is doing that just fine.

(To the tune of Girls On Film) 🎵Dogs In Coats 🎶

> Used tissue > A cherry Chapstick > A Topo Chico cap > A random collection of keys, including one for a Subaru > 50 cents in a @stitchandrivet.bsky.social coin keeper on my keychain > an unscented poo bag

Ok DMV frens, where can one enjoy Handel’s Messiah this December NOT at the KC? Ideally sing-along but doesn’t have to be.

Top five movie genres? > period movies with beautiful costumes > submarines > submarines in space > submarines on top of the water > let’s do a heist

@ckelley87.bsky.social And more!

Ooo, I don’t think they want to go the sex trafficking/pedophiles route right now. People in glass houses and all that…

In the ongoing saga with the next door neighbor, an extension cord has been run out of one of their windows and been plugged into the exterior outlets in the back of the building. I’ve now unplugged it twice today, once because it was plugged into my outlet & once because it was a trip hazard. (1/2)

Anyone know where I can find a coffee pour over (ideally ceramic) in DC, maybe Old Town since I'm popping over there this afternoon? Mine met a tragic, irreparable end this morning and it is an essential tool.

Found out today that the dog I was looking at adopting before Mr. B came through has passed away and feeling really sad about it. I tried really hard to get him adopted. The shelter showed him all the love they could and treated him on his way out. 💔

Music! Fighting! Sausages!

I was not prepared for the stellar cast of Death by Lightning. Nick Offerman, of course, but Bradley Whitford? More period pieces gents!

ASK NOT WHAT YOUR DISTRICT CAN DO FOR YOU — ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR DISTRICT

We already have to reapply every six months you numpty!

I cannot be allowed in a Trader Joe’s unsupervised.

We need to stop referring to AI as a tool. A tool is something that helps you solve a problem or complete a task. AI creates more problems than it solves. It’s more virus than tool. Every time we call it a tool we’re insulting hammers and guillotines, which actually solve problems.

"Funny" in that I saw someone blatantly run a red yesterday at 17th & G NE after I went through the intersection on a bike. They had stopped at the red and decided they didn't want to wait a couple of seconds for the green...

These aren't even THEE files.

Biked about 5 miles and back to Dupont Circle. While the MBT to R west was pretty low-stress, was NOT a fan of Q St eastbound just dumping you on Florida and N.Cap where you have a couple of blocks to get to DTC and pick up the FL Ave lanes. However, the FL Ave connection to 14th south is niiiiiice.

Goons in NoMA

We really are our own worst enemies. Finishing up a project I started back in May that should have been done months ago. And of course it looks amazing but I totally psyched myself out and made excuses to put it off. Now to tackle the three billion (three) other things I'm behind on. *sigh*

For the Turkey Fryers in this season of fried turkey.

One of my friends who was laid off at the same time as me has exhausted their unemployment benefits. They've been applying to at least two jobs a week most of this year, with only a handful of interviews. The federal government's torching support systems, what are we supposed to do???

The president sexually assaults women and children and is mentally and morally unfit to hold office.

I feel like this needs to become a series, like O No They Didn't.

Time to vote for some classical music that won’t cave (😢🤣) weta.org/fm/features/...

When I am employed again, I’m going back to Ireland and visiting Croatia for the first time.

They can pry Rose’s foie gras French Toast from my cold, dead hands.

Interesting that while health insurance has been going up, my dental coverage, which I’ve paid out of pocket since 2022, has decreased in cost each year. 🤷🏻‍♀️

In addition to the house cleaning that needs to be happening in the legislature, we need the 25th invoked.

Heated mattress pad and humidifier time is upon us.

He’s attacking a ball this morning. I think he’s feeling better. Thanks all for the suggestions and emotional support.

My poor dog has hurt his paw to the point where he’s not putting weight on it and limping. Not sure what to do that doesn’t involve an expensive trip to the vet.

If the rules about government gift receiving are being relaxed, my mail carrier’s getting more than a $20 gift card this Christmas.

@ckelley87.bsky.social Cielo Rojo in TKPK is doing Thanksgiving Tamales!

Ever cook or bake something that tastes just the way you remember it and it’s more than satisfying? I made my Nana’s ham bone bean soup this weekend (shout out to @yuda.org for the bean hookup) and it is perfect.

I'm pissed, but no amount of Democratic fuckery is going to keep me from #Fitzposting today. I've been saving memes for months. It's the 50th anniversary. I have 29 bottles of Great Lakes Brewing's Edmund Fitzgerald Porter lined up and ready to go (one for each man lost that day).

@phillipanderson.bsky.social were you looking to source whistles for Baltimore in anticipation of unwanted visitors?

Mondays, Shipwrecks, and some Senators are awful. You know what’s not awful? Today’s @tiff.is’s birthday! Yinz should send her some love 🥳 💞

I picked the wrong month to take a break from drinking.