I need to know how Apple Music does their calculations because, while I don't dispute that Sabrina Carpenter has my #1 most played song of 2025, the fact it says I only listened 11 times and that somehow is enough to make it #1 is very odd.

Come on...

This is a man whose wife was SHOT IN THE HEAD having to act even-keeled when the President of the United States tries to incite violence against him. Trump has to go, right now.

Oh no, I hate this?

THATS WHAT THE PRESSURE IS FOR. You have a vote and it fails and you did NOTHING, absolutely nothing.

@kaine.senate.gov This is you, Tim. Fuckin idiot.

Took my first Capital Bikeshare trip since moving here (I know, really?) and when passing by Lost Generation I smelled a Steezeburger popup and had to stop. May start biking more. Also, e-bikes are the way to go, my first leg was on a classic bike and I wanted to ☠️ myself.

In Mexico, I asked Lewis Hamilton about what pet ownership taught him about himself. A simple question... but one with a LOT of baggage in the #F1 paddock. This is your sign to ask your questions, no matter what others think. open.substack.com/pub/deadlypa...

DC followers: Any list of restaurants doing to-go Thanksgiving meals? I have a few spots in mind already but open to new takes. Usually someone like Washingtonian or Eater puts one out but I can't seem to find one for this year yet.

I FEEL GOD IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT

WOULD JAMES CARVILLE AND GAVIN NEWSOM LIKE TO COME FORWARD AND EAT SHIT

If you are a Democratic senator watching these results and the lesson you take is "I should cave and help Republicans reopen the government for nothing more than a promise written on toilet paper" then you shouldn't be in the Senate anymore

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

Don't threaten me with a good time, Mike.

Welp. 😔 Good effort, Jays.

Y’all, ok, great HR Bo, but… did anyone else see the 50/50 amount that you take home at the Blue Jays game is SIXTEEN MILLION DOLLARS?!

Freeman you mad lad.

Thank god I took the week off.

@b-moore.bsky.social pretty sure this is your comment that made the stage today

"We can't even calculate it." WE LEARNED HOW TO CALCULATE PERCENTAGES IN FUCKING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. IT'S 95.87%, DR. DIPSHIT.

Dawg this already exists, it's called PRNewswire.com

This is not enough Inside the NBA... we need more Chuck & Shaq banter, every single week.

I don't play League but whatever we gotta do to get a new K/DA album I'm down for, it's been five years.

I think the bill is, on the whole, a good idea that I can't believe we haven't implemented yet (or even nationwide) but needs some slight tweaks to be less prohibitive for small businesses. Your Coca-Cola & AB InBev's aren't going to be impacted heavily, but small biz will.

The foreskin contains the cells that safely store autism, getting a circumcision destroys this security barrier, why doesn't everyone know this????? /s?

GRAVY SEALS, REPORTING FOR DUTY

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play go fuckin Huskies Nazi UW students fuck off

We need a list of local businesses that advertise with ABC 7, they have a lot more to lose. Here’s what I’ve found so far www.reddit.com/r/washington...

This man is one of the campaign’s super volunteers, the nicest dude you’ll ever meet, wildly dependable, and apparently capable of taking the coolest photo of 2025.

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

There's a storyline from "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" that could be used by Disney/ABC right now, if they have the balls. Also, I'm like one of sixteen people who watched that show, please release it on Blu-Ray or something.

It's pretty clear that they got their Reichstag Fire with the Kirk assassination. Democracy is dead. We now have a fascist dictator.

Sinclair is demanding that Kimmel apologize to the family (?) and also "make a meaningful personal donation to the Kirk Family and Turning Point USA" Are you fucking kidding me? It's not enough they got him fired, they want him to grovel and send money to these anti-free speech grifters?

reading a book about china. apparently the government there has sent federal forces into cities, taken shares of major private enterprises, slapped tariffs on industries, and pressured media outlets to fire people they politically disagreed with. didn’t know this.

Lot of people with money failing the Bitch Detection Test

The Free Speech President has now pulled two of the three major late night hosts off the air through threats and intimidation because of their jokes. Obviously I’m behind Jimmy Kimmel 100% in the face of this fascist garbage. Speech against this admin isn’t just being chilled, they’re freezing it.

These fucking fascist bootlicking scumbags.

government of losers

Son of a bitch, they got me.

I’d say they should ask his dad and uncle for comment, but…

Not buying a new iPhone this year for *reasons*, but the orange one is fucking sick. #AppleEvent

"camera plateau" 🙃

Big fan of the new CBS graphics, very nice update. FOX continues to be ass.

You deserve a break on Sundays that doesn’t break the bank.