Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: Grizzly Moose Bison Osprey Wolf

To be honest, I'm a little surprised it took Stranger Things all the way to season 5 before they integrated "Upside Down" by Diana Ross.

When you carve your turkey with a stick blender.

Blatant pick by Miami there, not called. #ACCRefs

ACC officials looking for any and every opportunity to favor Miami.

Stranger Things, pulling out the Abba!

Part of me thinks Trump had them shot intentionally to justify having them there. And yes, he WOULD do that.

Everyone remember, when cooking turkey, you must allow it to get up to an internal temperature of at least 104 degrees before it is safe for consumption. #TheMoreYouKnow

So, @purplecar.bsky.social's kid is marching in the Macy's parade today. So that's cool.

Pick yourself up off the side of the road, With your elevator bones and your whip-lash tones.

For the entire duration of cooking, I promise to stand vigilantly within 3 feet of my turkey, in a combat crouch, ready to spring into action in fractions of a second if anything goes amiss.

Well, now we have to dress even more sloppy than before, somehow.

Y’all remember how Doge found so much fraud that not one single person was charged with fraud?

After pummeling Georgia Tech on their own field, Pitt is now ranked... below Georgia Tech. This is why polls suck.

the last 24 hours on X, summed up:

Genius

“EQUUM VIGILUM MALLEO PUGNATURUS SUM ET CERTĒ VINCAM.” #H2P

The FAA warned major airlines of a “potentially hazardous situation” when flying over Venezuela and urged them to exercise caution.

Too much to watch tonight. Pluribus, Pens game, Ken Burns thing. I'm bumfuzzled.

I can't believe he's making them use the Arabic numeral system. What's next? The Latin alphabet?

Ok, explain this headline to someone from 2006, in one paragraph.

Scientific information on the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s website was replaced with anti-vaccine talking points that don’t rule out a link between vaccines and autism, despite an abundance of evidence that there’s no connection. https://cnn.it/4o9AMxj

I used to dance under the name "Bag of Perfectly Preserved Flesh" in college.

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit

Merry World Toilet Day to all!!!

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Trump: "The one and only McDonald's -- I've gone there a couple of times"

Guessing that Virginia Tech won't schedule Virginia anymore so that the Hokies can play Akron

Pretty sure this is the same woman who in order to launch her own political career gleefully publicly chased down and harassed a minor who was a victim of a school shooting. But yes, we should all do better. www.cnn.com/videos/polit...

Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.

DARNELL WASHINGTON OH MY GLORIOUS STIFF ARM. CINvsPIT on CBS/Paramount+ http://watch.nfl.com

Mason Rudolph out there, actively concealing the Epstein files.

THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have just identified a powerful new antibiotic that is 100x STRONGER than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA and VRE. Hiding in a well-known soil bacterium, pre-methylenomycin C lactone KILLS drug-resistant bacteria WITHOUT triggering resistance.

I don't know why opponents even run plays on first and second down. Just take a knee twice, and we're guaranteed to give up 17 on third down. #Steelers

He voted for horrible things to happen to others, and they happened to him too. Fuck off, dirt bag. They'll take away your healthcare next, which is also what you wanted.

At this point, officials in OTHER games are holding conferences to see how they can help Notre Dame.

According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.

When he said he didn't care if they lose by 100, I didn't know that was the actual plan.

Now I got it.

Lmfaoooo

McAfee has his full yinzer accent on display today.

Wow, they have the fountain on today.

It's all a hoax. They didn't report this in the '40s.

Not sure I've ever seen a show with better opening episodes... #Pluribus

We need to remember that the DOJ and Congress HAVE KNOWN THIS FOR MONTHS!!!