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I realize that this is a literal post. But seems like it could be a metaphor too.

Gentle breeze today, so naturally, my power is out again. #DuquesneLight

Well, great...

I’m so excited for this! Finally, the George Washington movie Pittsburgh deserves. youtu.be/LJek-kc384w?...

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Lindsey celebrates Pride Month with his pals.🌈

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Torts has been defeated!!!! The land of the overworld is safe again!!!

Air pollution bad.

If Elon Musk bought Boeing tomorrow, his minions would credit him with inventing the airplane.

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The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

What happened? Pretty simple. Y'all were lying ...

The world cup is on FOX, and they have a musical act on, and it's NOT Kid Rock. MAGAs are gonna be furious!

Congratulations to Elon musk who is now rich enough to end world hunger over 165 times and still stay a billionaire but choses not to.

“If he would do that to me, he would do that to anybody” cornyn had a front row seat to trump treating other people exactly the same way for years and only now has come to this startling realization if u were wondering how fuckin self deluded these guys are

Dude, next year on the 4th of July, we are totally having senators in thongs mud wrestling to secure highway maintenance funds for their states. My money is on Fetterman.

What they say: "This event is family friendly." What they mean: "No one will be paying even the least attention to their children. And if they attack you with shivs they've fashioned out of pacifiers, and steal your car, the parents will act like you're the problem."

Steamy out there this morning.

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Well... I guess the haters can go stick their heads back in the sand.

"Tough on crime".

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BREAKING: NBA outlaws defense, dribbling.

We live in a place and time where scientific ignorance is a badge of honor.

Are we great again now?

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Remember, there is beautiful weather outside today. Make sure to tie your dog up outside and completely neglect it while it barks loudly and incessantly for 12 straight hours. There are expectations to meet.

Literally EVERY call is in favor of the Canadiens. Why even have rules?

Got a new pair of shoes today. The box is marked "Vegan". So I can only assume my shoes eat vegetables?

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Watching the Indy 500. The FOX announcers are going on breathlessly about American innovation and technology, as if every other country in the world doesn't also have auto racing. It's annoying.

Todays "To-do" list: 1. Dig through the ditches. 2. Burn through the witches. 3. Slam in the back of my Dragula.

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The Arlington National Cemetery Memorial apparently has deleted references and information on everyone interred there who wasn’t a white straight man from their database - attempting to sweep their existence under the rug. My thoughts on this obscenity cannot legally be shared on this platform.

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap:

I mean, this is clearly and demonstrably false. 40% tax on wealth over 1 billion dollars, used to fund universal healthcare. Boom. Help for the average American. What problem can I solve next? Dumbass.

This guy has made more money off medical fraud than just about anyone.

Introduce yourself with ten bands you've seen live: Roger Waters U2 Guns -n- Roses Metallica Rush Weezer Genesis Van Halen The Police Fleetwood Mac

Seems like another naked day.

Chateau. Near the Ohio River. Caller says he sees two naked people near the river.

Surprisingly, yinzers have opinions on Aaron Rodgers returning.

ESPN/ABC very sad right now. But still very excited about Montreal.

ESPN/ABC plainly rooting for Montreal. They're not even trying to hide it.

Ya know, a perfect ending for “The Boys” would be for all of the regular people to rise up in huge numbers and just overwhelm Homelander and tear him limb from limb. They could use construction equipment and stuff like that.

SOON...

Usually Fraud would be required...

What the hell?