Hi, I'm Skylar.

One nice way to feel better about yourself is to imagine what Steve Irwin would say about you if you were a little snake he found in the desert

What the fuck.

Ah hell nah they got life360 wrapped

Bong cloud would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

imagine if Wikipedia had a comment section like video game wikis

Wanted to paint this dog

Sometimes when someone asks how im doin i say im "edging a panic attack" this will probably get me into trouble at some point

Trans folks reading this: don't panic too much, the supreme court thing is about injunctions pending a larger court case Cis folks reading this: Try to understand how terrifying it is to be a minority the government openly hates, and they start fucking with your ability to *leave the country*

im never having sex ever again

i need to get fatter

ppl always overestimate how old i am. ive just lived too much life for my age bro. im tired.

when i go out of my way to be nice to a stranger and then they call me "sir" and i immediately wish harm upon them

Stop using Spotify

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The function of the waffles joke is an in-group signifier. Singal, Graber, and Oppiliappan are showing in-group solidarity; they're all in on a joke. The joke is they have institutional power, and you don't, and they feel contempt for you, that you still want to have opinions about how power's used.

Trolling people on your own platform. You’re not a steward, you’re a bully.

I just got a VERY interesting email that allies in congress were upset that so many of my readers were calling about the anti-trans provisions. I'm here to say: good. I won't let them throw our rights under the bus by cover of night. All's that to say, keep up the calls. They're hearing you.

Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long

Why are people talking about the rapture

Titled goose game when??

grok why do i feel empty even though im winning

If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists

charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.

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If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up

Working for tips is so fucking degrading

Really cannot put into words how much I fucking despise the health care in this god forsaken country

i fucking hate doctors and hospitals and drugs

Cortana why did trumpet color his hand in with gold instead of skin color

I'm at that stage of honked where nothing is really coherent but everything makes sense

If u wonder why some ppl are the way they u should see some of the shit they do to people at jobs

ok this isn't true. I listen to everyone because I'm just a great person like that. I just won't care.

"look at this random guy who has a bad opinion. that's crazy." Trying to think if I've ever felt enlightened by this genre of post.

I'm a normal guy beautiful women make me weepy just like everyone else

I'll vote for Gavin Newsom if and only if he personally gets a vaginoplasty to own the conservatives epic style

fantasy consoles should have fantasy machine code instead of just running Lua

the bad news: AI bubble will wreck economy good news: Trump will be voted out as a result of this bad news: he will be replaced by the shittiest Dem possible

my toxic trait is that if u say something like "my parents bought me this car for my birthday" or i otherwise get the whiff that you've never experienced genuine hardship, i will just tune out everything you have to say

Wyoming fucking sucks

Aug 16: backed into a concrete pillar and cried because im a fucking idiot

i actually love how im just a slave for the hospital until i pay off a $3.6K bill because i randomly got a tumor in my hip. in the Land of the Free we believe that such a mistake should cost you your fiscal agency.

oh boy it's "I've been so exhausted from work I haven't gotten the drugs I need and now I'm exhausted and experiencing Zoloft withdrawal" time

the thing is, if that if itch had done the opposite thing and decided to say no to visa/mc and all payments to the site were permanently and instantly closed, people would be reaming them saying they unilaterally destroyed tens of thousands of people's income and destroyed small indie

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