The Democrats have impeached him twice but do not have the votes to do it again right now

WE FUCKING TOLD YOU SO

If you’re cold, they’re cold, but you don’t have to let them in. - The third amendment

Like, obviously

Here's the thing: the clever thing would have been for the bigots to do exactly that - find a cis boy to "challenge" the laws. The fact that they couldn't find one just shows how remote a possibility it is. The Daily Caller doofuses literally tried it but failed

You just know they thought they were so fucking clever when they came up with it, like no one had thought of it before

lol thank you Wanda Sykes

Jesus

Cannot tell you how nice it is to be free from this bullshit

No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.

My brain is breaking because I don't know how to explain something so basic as this being a morally bankrupt, unhinged position

Glad the second season of The Pitt drops tomorrow so we can all enjoy a nice emotional cooldown

Cliffs notes: they found out he had TWO previous restraining orders against him for harassing other musicians and were like "actually, nah"

Had no idea that man was so short

To adventure!

Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

The thing that makes me crazy is we all watched it on TV and read his twitter feed, but we have to pretend that those couldn't be proof because it'd be too obvious

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

Cursed generation. Stuck in middle school

probably not a great sign that Trump's assistant AG for civil rights uses a slur for people with disabilities

It’s warm outside because ya’ll using Chat GPT to see what you would look like as a horse 🙃

In Georgia if you believe your marriage was performed legally, then it was. Completely true fact

Protect Rick Steves AT ALL COSTS

Jesus forgive us

She didn't cite the Bible, though! There is no mention of a chapter or verse, just vibes! That was the problem!

"Inflation will take care of itself"

A definitional element of extremism is that harming an out-group is inseparable from the success or survival of the in-group. For extremists, such harm becomes an intrinsic need. They come to believe that denying them the right to harm out-groups is the same thing as denying them the right to exist.

this is too much talking and thinking about UNC football, it's bad for our brains and our communities

This is great, don't get me wrong, but it's so draining to have to celebrate studies that confirm things that are so obvious to us. Like if Popular Science was like "we're not going to be swayed by public opinion: water is wet." Just believe us, it's so much easier

Reminder that you don't have to worry about the 3 Dems who disgraced themselves on this if the Dems are in the majority because it never comes up for a vote

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

This is all very serious and I've been incredibly upset about it, but "if you add testicles, that's extra" cracked me up, like it's guac at chipotle

dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

There’s a direct line from ‘just asking questions about women’s sports’ to criminalizing our health care, we warned you it was coming, you said it would be fine and you just had a few more questions.

Real life Thanos

lol my parents don't have this problem because they don't suck. Skill issue

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

"The NYT reporting that I am old is treason" is a fantastic example of Trump's "l'etat c'est moi" thinking. To him, he is America and America is him. If it's good for him, it's good for America. If it's not good for him, it's not good for America

If this were your uncle or grandpa at Thanksgiving, you’d feel bad for him being so dumb and susceptible to Fox News, and you’d never listen to his opinion on anything that matters. But this is the richest man in the world, so Republicans let him have your Social Security number.

it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying

yknow it kinda sucks that my very existence is seen as a radical political statement but on the other hand its kinda sick that my very existence is seen as a radical political statement

The thing I'm struggling with is that you used to not have to explain that this is just bigotry and that it's bad

Reminder that "firing on the shipwrecked" is literally THE example used in the DoD War Manual of "a clearly illegal order"

With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?

Who’s gonna tell ‘em

h/t @adamwren.bsky.social Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."

I get why this is good, but I also hate that suicidality is the metric here. I wasn't going to kms, but I was miserable, and now I'm not. That should be enough!