Had an uncle like this at my wedding

Is he for or against?

Jeff Bezos has hundreds of billions of dollars

Everything is terrible but this made me lol

I get the argument that you should stay because it's better to have an ethical, non-evil person in the position, and that not all of the roles are political, but at this point I think there's no choice but to resign en masse

Everyone seems to have voiced their opinion on the Hawks' Magic City Night. Nobody bothered to invite the women in the industry into the discussion. Here's my Q&A with NatsHoney, the president of Strippers United, who shared a much-needed perspective: www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/atlan...

Luke Kornet never come to Atlanta again challenge

It's too bad we can't be honest about this: even the most centrist corporate Dem's platform is worlds more friendly to the "working class" than the GOP, but it's not sufficiently bigoted.

Murc's law

The cops gotta choose: either they are big strong heros who put their life on the line, or they're yellow bellied chickens who need to tase blind old men with shower curtains. Can't be both

dogs only have bad ideas

Parents following doctor's advice and letting kids have access to gender affirming care: "child abuse," outlawed This bullshit: meh, that's their right

Death cult

I wonder how many people are going to cancel their ring plans because of this?

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

I had seen the "hold me in contempt so I can sleep" line, but the whole transcript is striking. Julie Le she tried to quit but then stayed so she could get more people OUT of detention; and expressed concern that her own family might get picked up. www.lawdork.com/p/the-minnes...

God forbid a woman have hobbies

This is so obvious that it hurts my head that people need it explained to them

When will they finally start listening when we fucking tell them? Running out of I told you sos

Leave Megalopolis out of it!

They're coming for gay marriage

If you don't like how Dems act in the minority put them in the majority. This would not be happening if Kamala was president and we had a Dem Congress

lol Pogust Goodhead

The Democrats have impeached him twice but do not have the votes to do it again right now

WE FUCKING TOLD YOU SO

If you’re cold, they’re cold, but you don’t have to let them in. - The third amendment

Like, obviously

Here's the thing: the clever thing would have been for the bigots to do exactly that - find a cis boy to "challenge" the laws. The fact that they couldn't find one just shows how remote a possibility it is. The Daily Caller doofuses literally tried it but failed

You just know they thought they were so fucking clever when they came up with it, like no one had thought of it before

lol thank you Wanda Sykes

Jesus

Cannot tell you how nice it is to be free from this bullshit

No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.

My brain is breaking because I don't know how to explain something so basic as this being a morally bankrupt, unhinged position

Glad the second season of The Pitt drops tomorrow so we can all enjoy a nice emotional cooldown

Cliffs notes: they found out he had TWO previous restraining orders against him for harassing other musicians and were like "actually, nah"

Had no idea that man was so short

To adventure!

Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

The thing that makes me crazy is we all watched it on TV and read his twitter feed, but we have to pretend that those couldn't be proof because it'd be too obvious

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

Cursed generation. Stuck in middle school

probably not a great sign that Trump's assistant AG for civil rights uses a slur for people with disabilities

It’s warm outside because ya’ll using Chat GPT to see what you would look like as a horse 🙃

In Georgia if you believe your marriage was performed legally, then it was. Completely true fact