I’d have just said 44 mins tbh @scottygb.bsky.social

@lonrec.bsky.social love the new website, but wondering if the ninety second railway post is going to make a comeback any time soon? Was such a fascinating article.

I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.

an egg and cheese McMuffin is three pounds forty now? why not take my firstborn next, McDonald's? why not curse my entire bloodline?

Thanks google AI but I meant to type “shut”…

I leave the web team and AOL dies. Coincidence? I think not.

didn't realise Variety had been bought by Reach

join the fucking queue

a highly underrated type of friend is the one with the forthright courage to order dessert first at a group dinner where the mood around dessert is still uncertain

Today's random #ContentDesign job is to track down any references to "leave to remain" now that the Home Office have (correctly) decided that its a stupid phrase and it should be "permission to stay" instead. On a related note, is it also finally time to remove "or Tier 4" from the website?

fair play, that’s a decent signing

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Did they try to skip forward to Part 4 as soon as the programme started thereby triggering another commercial break to start playing?

1966: West Monkseaton Station

as a French-born journalist who's covered several French elections, I'd be more than happy to appear on your news TV programmes today and do the running man for as long as you're willing to keep the camera on me, without ever breaking eye contact with the lens

Another Brick in The Wall. It's the kids voices. They go right through me every time.

I can’t recommend the weird, almost body-horror gruesomeness of this episode on mincemeat enough, but my biggest takeaway is that Fanny Craddock appears to have perfected an aesthetic that can only be described as “Samurai Thatcher”. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

The saddest part of moving to Bluesky is that Greggs no longer follows me.