Someone is asking the real questions

Aaaaand we're at that point on Sunday where everyone is talking about their partners. I'm opening the wine. Let's see what this is like.

When it's Sunday afternoon and you realise you haven't done any of the weekend chores you were meant to #celebritytraitors

Funny how you can think you're struggling and doing a crap job then suddenly smash it? Dunno where the hell that pace came from, so pleased with how I keep progressing. Strava also calling me a local legend ✌️

Proper dark autumn mornings now

Getting up to pee in the middle of the night like #celebritytraitors

Alan is my favourite now. Hope he goes out in a blaze of glory laughing at himself #celebritytraitors

FOR FUCKS SAKE

Did we all see that shot of tom Daley bent over? #thetraitors

Murder Jonathan Ross first please he annoys me #thetraitors

Are we ready? #traitors

Today's pet peeve: people who used the fake room backgrounds on Teams. We all know they're not real and they look stupid. Just blur your background if your room is a tip!

That feeling of being both insulted and relieved when noone sits next to you on the bus. RBF pays off sometimes

Get in my belly (It's fucking huge)

I'm sorry but this sounds sexual

Aaaand the curse on me continues. The friends I was gonna celebrate with have cancelled. The steak pie I was gonna treat myself to is sold out. Fucks sake 🙃

Happy boy

Guess who just smashed their first ever 10k????

It's great watching strictly on a ten minute delay and being able to just skip Thomas to catch up

It's so wild to me that I'm doing this tomorrow when a couple of months ago I really struggled to run for 20 mins. Completely insane. Need to make a playlist for it tonight, will take any suggestions for fun, camp, cheesy, uplifting type music.

Your reminder it's that time of year to make sure you're getting your daily dose of D.

This storm is not fun. The wind has been strong enough to make my building shake 😞

Scrambled eggs and smoked salmon on toasted homemade sourdough is a pretty decent way to start a weekend 👌

Is it just me or is Phil incredibly sexy? #taskmaster

Hmm do I watch taskmaster or MAFS at 9? This is like Sophie's choice. (I haven't seen Sophie's choice)

Someone accidentally sent an email to everyone in my workplace two weeks ago. People are still responding everyday saying please remove me instead of just ignoring it and letting it die. I despair at how thick some people are 😓

Fmforums closed! End of an era 😱

That awkward tension when you end up walking side by side with a stranger at the same pace

It looks and smells good!!

Currently have some homemade sourdough in the oven, let's hope it's a success 🥰

Ugh it's at that point of needing to have lights on in the morning before work

youtu.be/GkqlCMFoMqY?... I think this is up with my favourite songs of all time

Happy Friday

The Scottish word of the day is crabbit which means grumpy. As in my body woke me far earlier than I needed today so I'm a bit crabbit 😓

Right folks important question. I need to submit a picture to get shared round my work as a part of a get to know new staff thing. Which should I go for?

Tonight's self care: bread

The intrusive thought to hit this in any Teams meeting

Morning all. I am still fuming that the NYT mini is behind a paywall now, how else am I supposed to fill 50 seconds of my morning??

Uggghhhhh the new phone keeps autocorrecting everything to American English. And I've realised* I've made a mess of putting the screen protector on. Just had to change from realized 😓

Finally getting my new phone set up so needed to test the selfie camera. So tedious setting up new logins for everything and forget to backup WhatsApp so today's messages are gone, hope no one was looking for me!

Wonder what the future of this place is

Self care means buying plants

When I got out the bath and was walking about I thought I had stepped on a sticker or something, was a weird sensation to walk on. Went to brush it off and instead peeled off a layer of dry skin over the whole ball of my foot in one go 🙃

Self care time. I even lit a candle.

Think I might have a date with this guy tonight.

Thanks everyone for your nice words. I don't want to fixate so from now on just want funny stories, nudes and pics of your pets x

Seem to be going through a wee rough patch. Fingers crossed it's just a blip. Thank you people that have been trying to help x

Most people are asleep so won't see this. But I can't tell you painful it is to be in your second half of your 30s still alone seeing everyone else out having the time of their lives with their partners. I dunno what I did wrong but it fucking sucks.

And two more Grindr rejections to end the night with fantastic 🙄🙄

Fuck off Jessica bot I'm not interested in tits