That amount of you that know my mental health struggles and never reach out. I disappear from here for long periods and you don't reach out. You have my phone number and you don't reach out. Fuck you all.

How is it that I can have some of the highest highs of my life for the first half of the year and then sink so low by the end of the year 😞

I don't normally tune into the strictly results show but I absolutely am tonight

He's on the whisky

This is such a scam

Insomnia is really kicking my ass recently 😞

Absolutely raging delivery guy refused to come to my flat so I had to go all the way down in my jammies having not showered today and then climb four flights of stairs. Fucks sake 😓

They've just fully popped. Thanks for all your sympathies. I feel like I'm in one of those deaf toddlers hear for the first time videos

My ears still haven't popped properly from the flight last night 😞

In Hungary to say goodbye to a loved one they say yo yo pussy pussy and I think that's neat. Yo yo pussy pussy Budapest.

After hanging about like a loose end all day cause it's an evening flight home, I finally get to the airport and my flight is delayed by an hour, will be past midnight by the time I'm home 😭 on the bright side there is mulled wine on tap in the lounge...

It's pretty here at night

First mulled wine of the season at a Budapest Christmas market 🥰

Hello from Budapest

Having fun in Manchester with @malgm.uk ✌️

youtu.be/AX37whNx-4U?... this is the best Halloween song I will be taking no questions

I'm in a gay bar and Claudia has went down a fucking treat 😎

I know you've all been dying to see me in my pants so come have a nosy at the bite mark bruise I've been left with after yesterday's attack

My team has a new manager who wants us to have a new team name. So far the new suggestions abbreviate to the PIS team and the PIE team 😓

And just like that the blonde era is over. Tune in next week for my next gay crisis.

Just got bit by a dog while out for a run 😞

I dunno what's happened to me this weekend but jeez the 🥵🥵 just hasn't stopped

Last train home vibes ✌️

Halloween party. Too many of the straights didn't get the reference. 🚮

Sometimes you need to just take a step back and realise life is good and I'm really happy 🥰

Not loving running in the cold, can't figure out how many layers or how covered to be. It was 5 degrees this morning so I was freezing when set off but warmer later in the run

Lovely evening out 🥰

Lovely little day out to Fife where a certain @gjpmcd.bsky.social gave up his lunch break to meet me for a coffee. Unfortunately he told me my selfie game is shit and refused to take a pic with me in case a pic of him didn't get over 100 likes so you'll just need to enjoy this nice view instead

Omg drama at the gate. Couple in front of me were trying to take an extra bag on board than they were allowed. Ryanair staff made them bin it to get on board and could not care less 😂

Had too much Guinness, needed to finish the trip with something camp. Sláinte!

Treated myself to a lovely pub lunch

Think a bit of getting out in nature for a hike has been good for me

A bit suspicious of the water from the hotel

Had to put my damp jeans back on to go get some dinner

Had enough of the torrential rain. After traipsing for half an hour to get to the recommended gay bar and discover it's closed for a staff party I am DONE. Cup of tea and a biscuit while I try and feel less damp 😓

Petition to ban short people from using umbrellas

I've done tonnes of solo travel at this point and I would never want being single to hold me back from being able to experience travel. But I've actually really struggled today. Anxiety bad, very self conscious being on my own, had to run out of the Guinness experience. Still feeling blah about it 😞

When in Dublin, get a Guinness with your face on it

Hello from Dublin. What's the craic?

Uncle duties done. I'm knackered. Someone pass me a wine.

There are a lot of rugby boys on this train 🥰

That feeling when you stumble on a thirst trap that pushes your buttons perfectly 🤤

Other people eating food around me has never been an ick before but a colleague is sitting opposite me eating a bowl of crunchy cereal in the most loud way possible and it's giving me the boak 🤢

They build you up one day just to knock you down the next

Sometimes after a long day of work I treat myself to a sit down wee when I get home

Someone is asking the real questions

Aaaaand we're at that point on Sunday where everyone is talking about their partners. I'm opening the wine. Let's see what this is like.

When it's Sunday afternoon and you realise you haven't done any of the weekend chores you were meant to #celebritytraitors

Funny how you can think you're struggling and doing a crap job then suddenly smash it? Dunno where the hell that pace came from, so pleased with how I keep progressing. Strava also calling me a local legend ✌️

Proper dark autumn mornings now