And now, in case it’s all driving you fucking MAD… Take 17 seconds out of your day for the adorably hilarious lunacy that is a Scotsman trying to say… “PURPLE BURGLAR ALARM.” youtu.be/AC__o1UxDl8

Against all the odds A haiku competition Has just broken out (it's our Community Week - and you can join the fun here 👉 discord.gg/WUACW56vD3) Here are some of our favourites 🧵

Come one, come all! I'll be running a game of Blood on the Clocktower during Community Week.

Community week preparation is in full swing. The prize list is growing, there are spaces still open in the games and that's not even mentioning the wonderful people on there! What's not to love!

Many fun times will be had! I’ll be running a a session of Monty Python’s Cocurricular Medieval Reenactment Programme, which is not a ttrpg according to the cover, but sure sounds like a duck to me!

Our dear friend Sarah at Board Game Solutions is kicking the year off with her new Kickstarter! Go and throw some money her way and get yourself a top-quality dice bag!

If anyone enjoying the shenanigans in this thread fancies a free months subscription to the Dice Company Patreon for the festive period, feel free to grab one of the 10 free here: www.patreon.com/Dicecompany/...

A new threat rises, and new heroes rise in turn to address it! Deep in the forest the small logging community of Snoozy Basin is under attack from hordes of skeletons! They seem to be coming from nowhere, and they are lead by a dread figure out of legend... Dungeon Majeure finally returns!

Need an extra Christmas present? How about a light-hearted book about the weird world of local journalism? You can still get it delivered by Christmas Eve (or get the ebook or audiobook instantly) 📚🗞️

🎲 Dice Company Christmas Giveaway 🎲 To enter: ✅ Follow us ✅ Repost this post ✅ Reply with your favourite Dice Company moment or character ⭐ Bonus entry if you leave us a review anywhere you listen (just say “reviewed!”) Winner will be drawn at 8pm UK time on Christmas Eve. Here are the prizes 🧵

Guess I'll post this again

Today's my 40th birthday! Would mean a lot to me if you shared my arts, here's some favorite ones ♥

🚨 Creators of Bluesky 🚨 This year we launch the Dice Company Christmas Giveaway, featuring amazing prizes from brilliant TTRPG creators! 🎲🎄🎁 If you have something cool, post it here (we'll choose our favourites to buy and add them to the prize draw)

It's the last day of the big sale @drivethrurpg.com! If you want to be rescued from a damaged giant robot, BE a giant robot, launch a madcap heist, steal dreams, or flee across the stars, this is your chance to grab those #ttrpg experiences at a discount! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher...

Help a friend out if you enjoy some atmospheric, moody Norse themed investigations with this Vaesen scenario.

Come check out Dice Company for scenes like this, and more!

🚨 NEW THING ALERT 🚨 We've got a new "articles" section on our website - covering TTRPGs, podcasting and (let's face it) all sorts of other nonsense Check out the first article - in which our very own @alexmorrison81.bsky.social talks about his GM debut (and how our lovely Bluesky followers helped)

@edgerunnershq.bsky.social thanks for the follow! Saves vs. Death was one of my first Cyberpunk RED APs that I followed!

I'm in this!!!

Go ahead, play a space based game with an Astronomer, I dare you!!!

Running a sale until Dec 15th for 20% off. Use code HOLIDAY20. A few sets will be added a little later but don't worry the code will apply to everything on the store. #dice #dnd #ttrpg #holidays shelbykat.square.site

How can so many people be so clueless? How can so many people be so hypocritical? How can people miss in real life what they understand in moves?

I hate that period of time after finishing a binge watch of a show. It feels like interviewing job applicants until you find one that meets all the qualifications. Maybe something slightly different than the last. Must be interesting, but not too engaging, so it can run in the background.

🚨 ALARM 🚨 Chapter one of our four-part Kids on Bikes special is OUT NOW It's got a haunted house, paintings of dogs wearing hats and Alex making his debut as GM 🎲🎃👻

A Stephen Colbert with zero fucks left to give is a glorious thing to behold. youtu.be/HMGD1KCYFOw

Today's mission: get a new Patreon subscriber Free tier is fine (and you get ad-free listening) Anyone like to volunteer? 🎲

Use coupon code GRAND15 for 15% off the Grand Opening of my Square shop. Link below #dice #dnd #ttrpg #sale shelbykat.square.site

Goodyear? A good day, at least.

Cartoon by @adamzyglis.bsky.social. Tear gaslighting…

I'm sure he hates this photo, so please do not post and repost this all over the Interwebs!

This will be one of the most difficult Pride celebrations in recent memory. Our LGBTQ+ friends and family are increasingly targets of hate and discrimination, with many of those messages and actions coming from their own government. Be an ally. #Pride2025

You can listen to our show - and get trailers and clips - on our YouTube channel 🎧🎲👇

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@dicecompany.bsky.social TWO YEARS!!! When @tcpatrick.bsky.social sent me an invite when I was a Bsky newbie, I had no idea what I was in for. Not only is it a great show, but the community around the show has become like family. I can't wait for more wacky fun!

How much space should you give fungi to grow? As mushroom as they need!

Contribution from a co-worker: How do you make a watered mour bouncy? Add spring water!

@dicecompany.bsky.social IYKYK...

Why don't skeletons fight each other? Neither one has any skin in the game.

Murphy's Law- Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Cole's Law- Shredded cabbage, carrots, and a light creamy vinegarette sauce.

Un-solicited product promotion. I've made popcorn on the stove for years. Recently, I bought some microwave pouches that tasted like crap and left a waxy after taste. I found this product to make regular popcorn in the microwave without the after-taste. It works amazing!

You can never get just one tickle from an octopus because they have ten-tickles.

Cows are the best farm animals. They are all outstanding in their field.

Secrets are never safe on a farm. All the corn have ears.

I like puns. I especially like puns that no one else laughs at. It's not my fault that they are laugh-tose intolerant.

It's been over a week since I've seen sunlight and maybe another 2 weeks until there's a break in the perma-cloud. Seasonal blues are starting in earnest. I find having something to do helps keep my mind off it and small accomplishment or victories can give me the serotonin boost I need.

Check out the Alt Text if you need help with this one.