A Stephen Colbert with zero fucks left to give is a glorious thing to behold. youtu.be/HMGD1KCYFOw

Today's mission: get a new Patreon subscriber Free tier is fine (and you get ad-free listening) Anyone like to volunteer? 🎲

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Goodyear? A good day, at least.

Cartoon by @adamzyglis.bsky.social. Tear gaslighting…

I'm sure he hates this photo, so please do not post and repost this all over the Interwebs!

This will be one of the most difficult Pride celebrations in recent memory. Our LGBTQ+ friends and family are increasingly targets of hate and discrimination, with many of those messages and actions coming from their own government. Be an ally. #Pride2025

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@dicecompany.bsky.social TWO YEARS!!! When @tcpatrick.bsky.social sent me an invite when I was a Bsky newbie, I had no idea what I was in for. Not only is it a great show, but the community around the show has become like family. I can't wait for more wacky fun!

How much space should you give fungi to grow? As mushroom as they need!

Contribution from a co-worker: How do you make a watered mour bouncy? Add spring water!

@dicecompany.bsky.social IYKYK...

Why don't skeletons fight each other? Neither one has any skin in the game.

Murphy's Law- Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Cole's Law- Shredded cabbage, carrots, and a light creamy vinegarette sauce.

Un-solicited product promotion. I've made popcorn on the stove for years. Recently, I bought some microwave pouches that tasted like crap and left a waxy after taste. I found this product to make regular popcorn in the microwave without the after-taste. It works amazing!

You can never get just one tickle from an octopus because they have ten-tickles.

Cows are the best farm animals. They are all outstanding in their field.

Secrets are never safe on a farm. All the corn have ears.

In case you needed this.

I like puns. I especially like puns that no one else laughs at. It's not my fault that they are laugh-tose intolerant.

It's been over a week since I've seen sunlight and maybe another 2 weeks until there's a break in the perma-cloud. Seasonal blues are starting in earnest. I find having something to do helps keep my mind off it and small accomplishment or victories can give me the serotonin boost I need.

Check out the Alt Text if you need help with this one.

Going through a trip down memory lane. It's amazing how one simple song can unlock lost memories. I havent thought of this in decades, but I can now distinctly remember playing this record at 3 or 4 years old. youtu.be/Va8Uz6MoKLg?...

Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.

Did you know sandals were invented by a Frenchman? Phillipe Phillopp.

Can confirm. If you just want to lurk, that's cool too. If you engage though, you are very likely to be engaging with the DM and PCs in casual conversation on anything from books to food to pets. You might just have a suggestion or comment that generates a game idea.

Working in aviation, I should have lots of flying jokes that really take off. Too bad they are all plane. It's hard to land a good pun.

Atoned (my first sci-fi novel) is not only narrated by the incredible Tim Gerard Reynolds, but also, of all my 26 published books, it's the one that guarantees hate from the anti-pronoun people. Apparently, the other 25 books don't have pronouns in them or something.

@stevemchugh.bsky.social I just finished Atoned. Great read! I can't wait to read more.

Hi new followers! Please bear with us as we adjust to posting on here 🦋. It takes time to build digital habits. In the meantime, here’s a lovely video. Keep the game going with Cantrip Candles 🥰

You wanna know why you never see a crab walk straight on the road? . . . They prefer the side-walk is why

Looking for a #TTRPG podcast that blends comedy and epic adventure? Pick us! We're a ragtag band of fools, playing a ragtag band of even bigger fools Will we defeat the evil empire? Will we stand around chatting until a dragon eats us? Only one way to find out 🎧 🎲 👉 https://buff.ly/46FBQlw

Happy 1st Birthday to Altheya! To celebrate, I wrote a little blog post reflecting back on our first year in Ilmera! www.highrollersdnd.com/post/happy-b... @highrollersdnd.bsky.social

One of the best things as an adult is seeing a toy I had always wanted as a child and feeling no shame buying it for myself. The new Bumblebee Transformer looks nothing like when I was a kid, but stil looks cool!

What will be - I promise! - the last interlude story before we finish Shadows is now live! Featuring @tockoftick.bsky.social from @dicecompany.bsky.social and my own homebrew system, can our band of elders protect their home from their greatest threat - adventurers? Find out here!

I repost a lot to boost signals for those that I appreciate and if I think it is an important message. I also know when I see a profile that is all re-posts, I assume it's a bot or something. 100% honesty here is that I frequently feel as if I am an NPC in other people's adventures.

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ALARM! The mighty @richaargh.bsky.social is only starting in a D&D-adjacent fantasy zombie film: We Three Kings. And the trailer is out now! Everyone at Dice Company Towers is excited. youtu.be/FLcCTfr6Ag8

#Necronvember If you see a Necron, post a Necron! #WarhammerCommunity #Nerdlings #MiniaturePainting

I don't have any Necrons, just this rather tall Imperial Guard trooper named Ariet... Not sure what kind of lasgun she's using. #Necronvember #WarhammerCommunity #Nerdlings #MiniaturePainting

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@shelbykat.bsky.social is a talented dice-maker and I am lucky enough to have snagged a set of Vander dice. Inspired by a character on @dicecompany.bsky.social "Small Embers" D&D Actual Play Podcast. Go check both out!