Feels like maybe not everybody understands the memorandum of understanding. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I hope we all live long enough to look back and marvel at the frequency of batshit headlines like this during what I can only assume will be referred to as "the dark times". www.cnn.com/2026/06/25/p...

It was SUPPOSED to take down a presidency, you shit-for-brains lickspittle. Stop being wistfully nostalgic for what was previously the low bar in American political history.

“Seems like the peace deal is going great! Super glad the Senate’s spine fell out again and they finked on a joint war powers resolution,” he said, pretty sarcastically. www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Saying demonstrably untrue things on the floor of the House should earn someone jail time.

🎵 Hell yeah! 🎶 🎶 Now we got business! 🎵

I'm brave enough to admit that "Lords of the Boards" by Guano Apes probably is, in fact, the greatest song ever written about facing off against an extra-terrestrial in a snow boarding competition.

Here's your latest installment of 'Everything Else Sucks Right Now, But Here's This One Thing I've Found to Be Uplifting or Reassuring or Maybe I Just Think it's Fun or Awesome, and You Might Too, Direct to You from Your Pal Sam'. I'm working on a better title. (1/2)

Bill Pulte, the acting Dir. of National Intelligence who is so woefully unqualified for his job that his nomination to be permanent DNI was withdrawn, is trying to gut the National Counterterrorism Center and shrink the overall staff of the Office of the DNI. (1/3) www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

It's really a shame that the Steam Machine is coming along at a time when component costs are so disastrously high for both consumers and OEMs. (1/6)

I mean. I feel like Iran might not know that.

Weird. It's almost like the present Israeli government is a bad actor, shitty ally, and unworthy of our continued support or something. www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/i...

You know, even if we're gonna be dicks and not help the Ukrainians, we should still send them a nice thank you note for screwing Russian air defense with its pants on. youtu.be/JVre2ichdAI?...

I was having a shitty day, but then my sister-in-law just sent me a recording of my soon-to-be-4yo niece asking me if she can have "a Star Track birfday" next month 🥹

Oh, yikes. I had no idea that Bonhoeffer's legacy had been hijacked like this, at least in the circles where shitheels like Gill live. What an unfortunate development.

There's really only one thing people who look down on Dietrich Bonhoeffer have in common but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Breaking News: the algae has agreed to accept $300 billion to consider vacating the reflecting pool

I don't. I mean. I can't. But. Dietrich Bonhoeffer is the good guy in the Dietrich Bonhoeffer story. Like, we all know that, right? Do people not know that? 😦

Being critical of non-violent protests is apparently a federal crime now? Good fucking luck with that, boys.

Old man Hemingway knew what was up

Well, Dave, why do you want to fight fascists in the desert? Because, sir, I enjoy it. Got a taste for it in Spain. —-Rogue Heroes

They warned me that if I voted for Kamala Harris we’d get a new deal with the Iranian regime worse than the JCPOA. I voted for Kamala, and they were right.

I mean. They're going to sign it on June 19th? The sack of assholes that passes for America's foreign policy team haven't demonstrated an ability to keep their shit together for five hours, let alone five days. (1/3)

I definitely, definitely had "alleged 'peace deal' falls apart at the last minute, again" on my bingo card for this week. youtu.be/GdFwGT9v4cs

Listen, fuckface. If you wanna let both the §702 extension and your anti-voting bill choke and die, I'm pretty okay with that outcome.

I'm not going to offer you any context, but here's a real sentence that I just said out loud: "What if the kids don't even know about Sneaker Pimps?"

It feels like “…and what do YOU think that means?” should just be an automatically follow-up to any statement given by any member of this administration. Make ‘em explain their ridiculous bullshit.

Every missile launch shown in this footage costs as much as the annual healthcare costs for two dozen American families. youtube.com/shorts/_mx1y...

Seems like the ceasefire is going great. www.cnn.com/2026/06/09/w...

Even by the extra-low bar that I specially ordered to use as a comparison tool for dumb things this dumb person says, this is an especially dumb thing to say. I cannot stress how uncomfortable I am with the vicious idiots in government and the vicious idiots in tech being bros now. DO NOT WANT.

Jesus. It's like Ted Cruz found out there were rumors Mike Johnson was gonna win this year's Spineless, Simping, Intentionally Obtuse Fuck™ award, and decided he couldn't let the new guy steal his title from him.

My wardrobe is pretty consistently black or grey. But I'd wear the fuck out of a bright red 'Screamadelica' t-shirt if someone made one in giant man-mountain sizes.

Good news is hard to come by these days, and often arrives as a very thin silver lining within a very dark and heavy cloud. I can’t tell if that makes it more or less satiating. www.npr.org/2026/06/04/n...

I just got real sad at myself for not being able to remember the third bomber in the UK's Cold War "V-Bomber" fleet. "Vulcan...Victor...and what? What was the third one?" VALIANT, YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH. THE VICKERS VALIANT.

I'm not a perfectionist, but I'm definitely a "ah fuck it, start over"-ist.

The same day they passed a (largely symbolic) resolution on President Trump's authority to continue waging war against Iran, the House also passed this resolution aimed at unblocking aid for Ukraine. (1/2) thehill.com/homenews/hou...

13th time's the charm, maybe? 🤞 www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

I have allowed myself to run out of ginger ale, like a fool. LIKE A FOOL.

Me, at least once a day: "Oh, shit. I appear to have accidentally tricked a whole bunch of people into thinking that I know what I'm doing. Be cool, Ferguson. Be cool."

"Just come here the legal way!" only applies to white immigrants, Exhibit Q www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

The Russian side of this war is fucking bonkers. youtu.be/gI5wTv4qH-g?...

The Trump Administration announced this crazy bullshit, which was egregious even by their standards. Republicans pushed back hard, and in numbers. The Admin is now backing down. (1/2) www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

It's dangerous when powerful nations start ill-considered wars, because they'll do just about anything to avoid admitting their mistake and withdrawing. Millions have died because super powers didn't want to lose face. (1/2)

Every day that Russel Vought isn't killed and eaten by wolves in his backyard is evidence that I do not have magic powers. (1/3) arstechnica.com/science/2026...

RIP Legend. No one would give a shit about Star Wars without her work on the first movie.

Oh, well if Putin says so, then I'm satisfied 🙄

I think Andy Weir's comments about 'Star Trek' were ill-considered, but I am thankful that because of him, we now basically have an entire sub-genre of sci-fi film called "homo sapiens figuring shit out...in space". I think that's really nice.

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Here's some advice if you're interacting with a third-shifter: If you make an appointment with them during the daytime, try super, super, super hard to keep that appointment. They probably lost sleep to accommodate it.

Real quick-like... 1. DHS's own numbers admit that a vast majority of detained persons are not, in fact, violent criminals. (1/2)