Sorry not gonna happen parasite, we're an IMplosion town, always have been.

Buzzer failed so went down to meet delivery person. I have a note on my acct, "Just inside is great, no need to climb." Well, he went out of his way to say thanks for that. 🥹 Of COURSE, I know you have places to be man! If you use these things, at least do what you can to give em a break!

Bleh new Adventure Time thing is painful. Makes me feel gaslit like when I tune into a new Simpsons for some reason. I know these characters, they look and sound about right. But they would never say or do these things...I mean, would they? Can I just watch Adventure Time now please?

Actually in a sense we think the best deadline acquisition we can make...

Wait. Would they let me get a Dyson Air Blade for my house?? I mean. I guess that's an efficient replacement for paper towels, but probably not for like an actual regular towel huh. Well I am having my people look into it tho.

Pre-show Pennywise career listen-through and god I forget how great those early ones are sometimes. I think the Bush years hurt them for me. Understandably gave them that heavy-handed political edge. But such heart, personal insight, upbeat fire when they started out. That's the stuff man.

Sounds like a rapist with rapist friends.

"Republicans need to stand up and stop Donald Trump!" Republicans. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. He is their dream come true. He's shown them it's OK to say out loud what they've always believed, and legislated. Not much changes when "it happens."

Aw man Xfinity are LIARS, surprising no one. They "gave" me 'Jurassic Park' as a rewards thing a while back, literally said "yours to keep." So I thought hey that was sure nice of em man, what a great thing to have tonight. So I go to watch, "EXPIRED." Most of the things I own...they don't do that?

lol Caiden's so high

What a day for Miguel Vargas! He also won Best Dressed on the Red Carpet Show. As last guest, he had the honor of judging, complimented a number of guys, but eventually had to settle on himself.

Stupid rich Dodgers just buying another World Series with their Justin Wrobleski and their Andy Pages and their Max Muncy it just ain't fair I tells ya.

Oh I liked hearing how Dylan Cease thinks though. "Def shouldn't throw this pitch here right? I wanna though. Let's do it." Mad respect.

Starter: The Distillers "Sick Of It All." Reliever: QOTSA "Song for the Dead" (they time it so the fast part is while I'm jogging out and the heavy sinister part hits when I get my hands checked/start throwing) Walkup: Bad Religion "The Automatic Man." Not the usual answer, just inspired.

Philly fans are actually often saying "Woo" because they obviously agree he was snubbed (same fWAR as Wheels).

hey. i am glad you are alive, hot stuff.

It is once again #PortfolioDay and I'm once again asking you to press this button

Lol Bryce Harper on Red Carpet says he "just picked out" his shoes..."and this is my hair." Fashion icon.

Sign tap: anything short of ABOLISH ICE = dead to me/blocked. So Say We All, no? "Reign in" their violence? Their sole purpose is violence. How much of it would you like there to be? What exactly would you like them to be doing? Literally what would we pay them for if they did not enact violence?

I think it's time to record some new songs. They'll be, like, totally insane & stuff. And I only use that word literally of course. Sad as I am that I've not found bandmates with whom to get anything off the ground, a lil silver lining is I never have to worry anyone won't be up for the ride...

If you wanna watch the All-Star Game but don't have cable or antenna I think the Sling Select package (gives you local FOX and maybe other networks depending where you are, plus FS1, FX) is a better deal than Fox One and not all your money goes directly to the Murdochs! But do get an antenna tbh.

OK well that was pretty dang cool! But gotta admit I miss the clock, a lot. That was not holding my attention until right then. Granted, at least partially Netflix broadcast's fault.

Already canceled Netflix. Reason: Other, ethical: 1) Your entire business model is literally the deliberate destruction of the art form I love. 2) You used no StatCast metrics your entire broadcast. 3) Bonds. 4) Vasgersian.

"Blockade" lol. Like this is literally you you dumb idiot. How'd that work out? Oh right you probably don't even know Cinema.

Spotted: Randy Arozarena almost missing the American League All-Star photo; they reset and retook it.

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Stoked, got my Fourth Corner Punk Fest tickets, Bellingham this weekend. Sunday and the Saturday after-party. Main targets are Pennywise, The Vandals, War On Women, Warren Fitzgerald solo set (what lol). Anyone going/who else to look out for?

I appreciate how the Boston and LA WPBL teams are also named for locations in NYC.

Thanks for sharing! The name is actually a tribute to activist Dorothy Irene Height!

This is the fucking problem. He was a hateful, sniveling, monstrous piece of shit, you don’t have to be nice about him. I think less of you if you are.

Woohoo Go Heights! I dig this because Washington Heights was importantly 1) my first NYC neighborhood, and 2) the location of, home to the Giants & Mets & more, the Polo Grounds! (There are lots of NYC neighborhoods ending in Heights, and buildings are tall, but I am assuming these played into it)

I mean maybe not "forget Wheeler" lol but golly yeah that was a fun one man. Back when the Mets could have nice things. Under their beloved former owners the Wilpons.

Your Seattle Mariners xFIP leader at the break remains...you guessed it: Andrés Fuckin Muñoz baby.

"I didn't need the bed I just didn't want anyone else to have it."

While we're at it, anyone got eyes on Haniger?

I like Weston as a baseball name because the leading aluminum bat brand growing up was Easton, so he's like, the opposite of that. And then Wilson makes gloves of course so you got that in there too.

Isn't "a brief and sudden illness" how everyone who falls out of favor with Putin immediately dies? Not sayin, just sayyyin...

I’m just glad Graham lived long enough to get the war with Iran he’d always lusted after and then had to watch the US get its shit stomped in.

Some Lindsey Graham Death fireworks here in Uptown.

The real tragedy here is this impression will probably have to be retired I guess. Like most of Seth's impressions it's not "good," but it's like SO good ya know? #MeeMaw

In the immortal words of Clarence Darrow: “I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”

Not that every Mariners fan needs to be a PNW native, they're America's team of course, but what exactly is that accent the "You see Big Dumper's 60th?" woman is doing in that ad supposed to be?

Oh hey Jorge Polanco is playing and he just hit a go-ahead homer! Oh wait they're reviewing something?

Yay for Angie Mentink on the radio! I never get to hear her because she's always paired with Aaron Goldsmith, and I cannot stand Aaron Goldsmith. I'd love more mixing around in general.

Left-leaning cis men: You have to stop. You have to stop running your mouth about “credibility” and “timing” and learn even ONE thing about what it’s like to live with that kind of demonization and invalidation over one of the worst things that’s ever happened to survivors.

Earlier today, 7/6, Washington Immigrant Solidarity Network (WAISN) released this information about ICE activity and trends in tactics for May 2026. Anecdotally, activity and abductions have increased significantly month over month I am urging you to do something. I will post some suggestions below

Haha foul ball goes straight into the SNLA booth, Joe Davis lies that Eric Karros made the catch and "gave it to the kid" (Joe), but replay shows EK stepping out of the way and Joe grabbing it on the bounce. Excitedly says it's is first in 11 years on the job!

lol I didn't know about Autistic Barbie, designed in partnership with the Autistic Self Advocacy Network! She has ANC headphones, a fidget spinner, Alternative Communication Tablet, practical shoes, "Poseable Joints for Stimming..." What else would your Autistic Barbie come with?

So I'm seeing the argument I was being spared by my previous blocking is basically "Leave him on the ticket, THEY have a rapist in office, so WE should be able to!" Astounding. So you don't actually have a problem with rapists. The word was just a piece of rhetorical ammo for you. A name to call.

I love when I see quote posts dunking on bad takes and I've already blocked the offender. Today, that would be literally everybody defending Graham Platner. Or maybe it's just one person. Can't tell!