Hi, I live paycheck to paycheck & am the author of two published books. Don't pirate them. There are many ways to enjoy them free like by using your library. Revenue from them comes to me, a real person who needs them & committedly distributes mutual aid.

zohran and Katie Wilson should plan a cross country public high speed rail line, imo

What percentage of billionaires do you suppose have hunted humans? Not a joke. You fuckin KNOW it ain't zero.

Torrent Winter Classic when

Unconditional love is such a convenient concept for abusers. I'm grateful that, for whatever reason, I don't experience it. I feel for people whose choices are so impossibly complicated by it.

Another few days of wondering what the Torrent's goal song is... Guess "No Rain" by Blind Melon is the loss song, that's solid.

Just announced: LARGEST ATTENDANCE EVER FOR A WOMEN'S HOCKEY GAME IN A U.S. ARENA. #Seattle #Torrent

I think I'm even worse at deciding what's a clean PWHL hit than what constitutes a catcher blocking the plate. I've read all the rules! Have the refs?

It's time for Torrent Hockey!

A couple little Torrent fans near me confidently yelled out "(K)NIGHT!" during the anthem, yeah we should do that! They get royalties.

Seattle and Vancouver fans new to the PWHL might notice the players all wear full face masks rather than just visors like in the MPWHL. This is of course because the women need to retain their teeth in order to chew food for their young.

You're legally entitled to hop into anything that's in a bus lane. #FuckCars

Friend's piece of shit boyfriend punched her, she wants to "make up" and I'm afraid I can't talk her out of it. Like the old saying goes, "Men: can't live with em; that's the whole saying. Weird that you remember there being more, guess it's a Berenstain Bears type thing haha."

When I was a teenager I knew someone who was in an all fat Fugazi cover band called Fatguyzi

Shout-out to Montana for naming their dogs "Otter." That's fantastic. Like, that's not even the animal it is lol!!

Most things dark on the way home from Downtown to Uptown but don't worry Seattle, Shawn Kemp's still got you covered!

Kirby Air Riders looks like complete nonsense that's impossible to play. I must have it please.

A friend was sure I was a trans woman and would "subtly" give me space to come out to her. That wasn't quite it, but I see that as a huge compliment.

So Smokey the Bear now specifically wants to prevent "unwanted human-caused wild fires"? Guess that's the WOKE terminology.

How does phone not know the word after Starship is going to be Troopers? Duh! Anyway yeah I'm kind of a stud on Hinge.

there is a “video games in north korea” article

Oof program guide says "The Stars try to continue ownership of the Kraken..." They really gotta do it now. Don't be owned. Be Released, even!

seattle politicians get all weird about an organizer in office, it short circuits their brains when someone isn't entirely beholden to corporate donors & NIMBYs, good thing all the "sensible moderates" just got done trashing every possible council norm, not gonna be hearing their complaints

If you pirate my books, or any author’s books, I genuinely hope you develop week-long constipation.

Israel only observed the ceasefire for the few days necessary to receive their hostages. They have bombed Gaza every day since and have now resumed their genocide of the Palestinian people with their full force.

Here's my rankings: #1: people who think Star Wars is awesome. # a million: people who say mean stuff about Star Wars!!

so many incredible details in this one. what an unbelievable comic. the canned cranberries are killing me

I CALL COMPTROLLER

I actually don't need therapy because I have-- oh nm looks like this bus is going to Therapy lol

You can attach the director's last name to indicate that a #Film is particularly important. Frankel's 'Marley & Me.' McGrath's 'The Boss Baby: Family Business.'

Do you have a deadly cocktail of clinical abnormalities that make consciousness almost literally unbearable or are you normal

Yes! Did this last night so I can go see the sequel. Nazi-killing romps are exactly what I want to support in theaters right now.

#34FernandoHOF is permanently attached to the bottom of the scorebug on this Mexican beisbol broadcast, very nice!

Just remembering Adam Jones and had to check--his personal burger is still on the menu at the excellent Abbey Burger Bistro in Baltimore, 7 years after his last Orioles appearance. #RememberSomeGuys (Came up as a guy who exercised his no-trade because he just wanted to stay someplace. Rare thing!)

oh yea i remember looking that up. anyway, time to proceed in googling "pregnant car deviantart"

This year I am Thankful for my excuse to spend Thanksgiving utterly alone! It will be glorious. The only tradition that will be respected is the parade, which I see more as the start of Xmas. The excuse is that I'm going to see the 1pm Torrent game the next day! The travel simply couldn't work!

I'm seeing a lot of weird backlash against people who dislike Thanksgiving food...but I'm not actually seeing anyone say they dislike Thanksgiving food? Such defensiveness for what is quite a mainstream opinion. Attempts to force conformity!

Holy shit dude. If you are against Trump's child rapes, but tacitly condone the ones Meta knowingly facilitates, not sure what your values are. Please delete your accounts if you haven't, I really think you'll be surprised how much you don't miss em.

My friend calls Brandon Nimmo "my son" because he's the first player in my adult baseball-watching era whose career I've watched completely from draft selection to star status. Seems just yesterday I went and saw him as a Brooklyn Cyclone, and now I'm an empty nester. They grow up so fast...

I hate this trade. Did Stearns even stop for a second to consider the fact that "Nimmo is Zimmo"?

Someone I knew for a minute said something cool that the thing reminds me of. She doesn't believe in traditional gods, she thinks "we're God." Everyone in the world together, combining all their experiences, knowledge, compassion, would equal God. Anyways, she turned out to be racist.

I get why people want the thing to be a stand-in for AI, but I don't see it. It is competent, effective, efficient, helpful. Quite a different thing. And it's not emulating sentience, it's got it. So much of it!

Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear "Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks! Let it Go!

This morning's Vandals Tidal station became all punk cover songs for some reason, pretty fun. Their "Don't Stop Me Now," Social Distortion "Ring of Fire," Pennywise "Stand By Me," The Unseen "Paint it Black." I threw in AFI "My Michelle."

I think it's neat how even knowing the genre of this certain current movie is a huge spoiler. Any other movies like that?

I present to you the funniest list you can be on. I’m absolutely howling. Americanophobe and PROUD

Wait this is that guy's "Join ICE" song? "Our generation's Dylan?" He thinks nerds are joining ICE? I got picked on in school, and never felt that cool, and I am not joining ICE. There is a tiny mention of racism thrown in at the end, but I kinda think you buried the lede there bud?