Don't care what I unlock, my title in Crossworlds is staying "Safe Driver." That's what I want my enemies to know about me.

Trump is not an aberration. He is a symptom of a much larger disease. You do not get to Donald Trump and American Fascism without George W. Bush and if you find yourself trying to paint him in a positive light you have absolutely lost the plot.

Skeletour is great, best Ghost has ever been. But I'm sad that a favorite artist would get this big and then not bring an opener to the arena. I found Ghost when Ghost opened for Mastodon. Doesn't Ghost wanna do that for anyone? The Ritual must be pure of course, but surely there's someone worthy!

Saying "sportsball" is of course incredibly offensive. Just not for the reason people who use it think it is. It's puck-exclusionary. In this, the year of our lord 2026. Seriously?

Best In Show is a brilliant skewering of dogs

Know what I think is an overused word? "Flawed." If everyone is flawed, that's kinda like no one being flawed, going by the Flaws Above Replacement metric. It's a truism that's not really meaningful to say. We're grading on a curve and I ain't seen anyone breaking it. So congrats, you get an A!

Ooh Ghost at the arena tonight is a "phone free experience" where you are given a lil jail to lock your phone in! I mean it's utterly pathetic that everyone except you and me is so into their phones that this has become something worth doing for artists. But I totally dig it.

Know why Shane and Ilya can't just play together in Montreal? Salary cap probly. Bad for all players, but especially for Heated Rivals. Salary caps are deeply homophobic and must be abolished. Don't make Ilya live in Ottawa. Thank you.

"Hey Google, how many Grammys total has the Moo Moo Meadows song won?" "Sorry, I don't understand." Yeah, surprising NO ONE.

Ooh it's really spring, just heard the first "best shape of his life!" Francisco Alvarez has lost 10 lbs according to Anthony DiComo. Just his age 24 season, breakout time? #LGM

An elementary school class wrote to Ozzie Albies for recommendations for fish for their new class pet He showed up and taught them how to take care of it, set everything up and gifted them one of his own fish 🥺🥺🥺 Baseball is the best (Andreia Albies/IG)

Kiké Hernández is proof that all you need to do to be hot is 1. have a good sense of humor 2. be good at baseball for one month of the year 3. hate ICE

Ugh clearly in 2nd and hit by a blue shell. I am being treated VERY UNFAIRLY, as usual. I am hereby playing this game under protest.

Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival

Now that kart racing has tricks and rail grinding, it can't stop there. I want the full SSX Tricky/Tony Hawk treatment next gen. Give me extra boost the more dope I'm being, dock me if I'm getting repetitive. Arm me with the karting equivalents of stalefishes, methods, impossibles, etc.

Can Mayor Katie seize the Space Needle and make it free for all residents?

Ooh an Italian snowboarder named Ferrari! He is....fairly slow actually. Oh that's right, Matt Damon kicked your ass you fucks.

Ah, a rare free weeknight evening, time to go buy groceries for a family in hiding.

Seattle Thunderbirds legend!

One time the IT guy at work asked my password to install something so of course I said "It's 'You must defeat my dragon punch to stand a chance,' one word lowercase." "Oh, that's strong!" (Obvi if it were now I would tack a ! on the end to make it totally unhackable.)

I have debilitating switch-hitter blindness, so I sympathize. I'll watch a guy switch-hit for 10 years and only remember him hitting one way.

Nobody told me the US had CURLING RYU! Serious Chekhov's gun here, you just know that guy's gonna do something awesome.

Did he break the machine?

Huh. "As an artist..." and a believer in basic income for ALL, I really don't like this idea. I wouldn't want a government to deem me an important enough artist to deserve a subsidy while other artists and non-artists keep starving. Gross and elitist.

Frozen Pizza Power Rankings w/o 2-9 1 Home Run Inn 2 Red Baron Fully Loaded Hand Tossed 3 Signature Select Rising* 4 DiGiorno Rising 5 Kirkland Signature 4-Cheese 6 Screamin Sicilian 7 Signature Select Ultra Thin 8 California Pizza Kitchen Neapolitan* 9 Tombstone 10 DiGiorno Croissant

In collegiate athletics, *coachability* is considered a valuable asset. A willingness to *listen to the coaches,* internalize what’s said, and use that to improve as players in their position and their sport. White people, as a demographic, are *uncoachable.* Unable to LISTEN, LEARN, and GROW.

Oh hell yeah, Mariners are AL champs, don't bother playing the games!

Oh yeah I did a halftime show too. It was just me watching Bad Bunny and drinking an iced coffee but still. It was exactly as valid as that Kid Rock one, as they were equally NOT the halftime show. So, why is the media covering one and not the other? Curious.

It’s both sad and hilarious the way, two classic films, both written by Oliver Stone, Wall Street and Scarface, were intended as cautionary tales and commentaries on American greed, but were both perceived as aspirational by the worst men in the country.

This US-born skier choosing to represent China...I don't get it. Why would you take a brutal authoritarian regime over your--oh. Hmm. yes. ok.

Israel defenders: Israel has no genocidal intent Israeli media:

The curling MD final matchup is immediately next to the replay of the semi-final in the app. There is NO WAY to watch the latter without knowing the outcome. C'mon guys.

Luke Voit is entering his 2nd year in NPB with the Golden Eagles, .882 OPS last year. I think this is cool because as you may remember E. Honda says his name all the time in Street Fighter II.

s/o to bad bunny. i realized i didn't know enough about how the united states has treated puerto rico so now i'm learning about that. halftime show was an important success.

Oh no. Imagine never speaking to Bill Maher again...hasn't Jimmy Kimmel been through enough?

I have clearly fallen off some social radars since deleting Facebook & Instagram. No object permanence! But hey, those weren't my real friends--all you beautiful Bsky strangers are! It's just shown me starkly how much control of the world we handed over to a fascist company. We can take it back.

Think it's time to get rid of the Google Homes, all they do is ask me to grant them AI. Nice try bitch, I have that movie on 4K Blu-ray.

Who cares if I couldn't understand a word he was saying? I listen to dope shit like that all the time! Just usually without the valid excuse that it's in a language I haven't learned.

People who complain about the Olympics being nationalistic need to see these young rival snowboarding women embracing and trading "You're so sick!" "YOU'RE so sick!" Playing someone in a game doesn't mean you hate them!

If I roam the streets proclaiming "CTE capitol of the WORLD baby!" what percent of bros will high-5 me?

I didn't know Bad Bunny's music but I recognized a portion of a former Dylan Moore walkup song so he's alright by me!

Gender confusion really kicked in when the boys at school started going to Jupiter, to get more stupider. I didn't understand that at all, simply could not join them. And they never forgave me for it. But somehow, I realized I was strangely OK with this arrangement.

Singer in this local Tacoma metalcore band throws an extraneous FUCK ICE into the breakdown, place goes wild.

Cool thing I realized about the Federal Way Link extension: lets me stay out in Tacoma a little later! I can leave at 11:15 instead of 10:27, as the 574 and 1 line run later than the 594 I would have used. Not nothing. Now not to get greedy, but any chance I can get home from Rainiers night games?

Star Trek literally addressed this nearly 40 years ago with this scene. In quote Riker himself, it's "incredibly outmoded and sexist attitude" to think Klingons can't wear skirts. youtu.be/tzE7P3KPi4I?...

Oh whoa Titanic is gonna be in 4DX on Sunday. So when the boat sinks some water sprays at you and you can be like oh no, I am sinking too. This is personal now.

humans do not host the Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog hosts the Muppet Show! there i said it, i got it off my chest

"Oh I miss baseball, I'm so glad baseball's almost back." Baseball never ends, there's an awesome Caribbean Series game on right now you dumb fuckin idiot.

International friends, how were the Americans received on your broadcast?