"WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN?! SHUT THE DOOR."

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Mark your calendar for an evening with Derek Hill at Foley’s! July 17 | 2206 South Street Autograph and photo opportunities! More details soon at FoleysOnSouth.com

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

HOOK IT TO MY VEINS

WE’RE GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRRR www.nytimes.com/athletic/741...

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Not a small thing! This company is based in rural North Carolina (you might go past it if you drive to Myrtle Beach like I have). They rule. Their "Sweet Heat" pickles are to die for.

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

wrote about my new favorite way to watch baseball type-click-type.ghost.io/the-best-sho...

oh naurrr

I NEED MORE MOSH PITS. AND MORE STAGE DIVES.

fucking UNREAL that this was not unanimous

Nothing will beat the uproariously stupid scene with Frankenstein's monster and the blind man, a brilliantly game Gene Hackman:

It is an incredible sight. If you’re ever in the east in May or June it’s totally worth a trip to the coast. Hundreds of them up on shore. Thousands even. And just as many shore birds stopping on their migration to fill up on the eggs. A stupendous sight when the tide and moon are right

What a riveting film. Thank you @mcbride.house.gov for your candidness in this Wawa-fueled documentary.

Since the start of President Trump’s second term, The New York Times has been documenting examples of moves by members of Mr. Trump’s family or the families of top aides to profit off of Trump administration policy actions. Today we take another look.

Today is International LGBTQ Pride Day, commemorates the anniversary of the Stonewall uprising which begun on this day in 1969. And on that day was a new beginning of a fight for equal rights for all.

yeah but what about his shellfish consumption

Oh sweet. I'll take it.

Absolutely unbelievable series by the Phillies.

@ellenadair.bsky.social with a shoutout from Kruk tonight

Reporting live from New York

I got divorced for less than this

Never change, Bluesky

wrote about the history of anti trans Michelle Obama slurs and the intertwined fascist attacks on trans people and Black women. www.publicnotice.co/p/ufc-michel...

Look at all that wooder

Me, explaining it after the latest Polar Bear Plunge where my trunks fall off.

The Muppetanic Verses

Happy Pride

Phillies had no choice but to pause Andrew Painter's rookie season after a 7.06 ERA in 65 innings. They had already begun engaging teams on No. 5/swingman types. Story on where Painter and Phillies go from here, with @charlottevarnes.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/737...

The war on metaphor is over and we lost. defector.com/promises-mad...

Bluesky, famously exactly two genders

whatever she cute as hell and can pour whatever she wants into my glass

Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey: A How to Disappear Completely Mystery

Man, only fuckass racist Texas cops can make me like the Knicks. What is this world coming to

Orion Kerkering's Sweeper was the Highest Grading tjStuff+ Pitch from yesterday

Happy birthday to Harriet Beecher Stowe, Robert La Follette, Jack Adams, Burl Ives, Che Guevara, and Pat Summitt.

This AI-generated image is making the rounds and normally I wouldn't even bother with something like this However, it gives us the chance to talk about a fascinating sub-group of White Nationalism that believes a race of pure Aryans called Argathans live in the center of the Earth 🧵

Seems like a good story for the Bleecker Street film production studio.

We're number 1!* *in last

WAR Leaders - Pitcher Data: FanGraphs https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders/major-league?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=y&type=8&season=2026&month=0&season1=2026&ind=0

Hell yeah my girl got anatomy all fucked up

Ugh. You motherfuckers are gonna be insufferable all goddamn year.

Deleted scene from World War Z.

29, man. Watched this game. Phillies just couldn't pick up the ball. This was in just 6 innings!

Fuck yeah, that's my Congresswoman.