Craig Berube looks like a doctor opened up his head and scooped out his will to live

OMG, watching last night's SNL. The FUCK with Geese? Dude in a wifebeater in January, who can't be bothered to open his mouth to sing?? Like it's a cartoon version of mumblecore. I made it thru 20 seconds and was, like, hell no. How are they so popular? TBF: I applaud anyone making it in the arts.

I don’t know if I’ve ever heard a worse song than the one this band on last night’s SNL is playing.

Heyo, Chicago pals: Quick note that the executive vice president of the Bob Loquercio Auto Group is vociferously defending the murder of Alex Pretti. The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere. www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...

It’s so cold in Lake County, you can see frost forming on the feathers outside of this red-shouldered hawk’s eye. #birds #birding #wildlife #nature #photography #naturephotography #wildlifephotography

ICE thinks Minnesotans will eventually give up, it’s like they’re unfamiliar with Vikings fandom

It's -9 degrees F currently in Minneapolis. Incredible turnout.

Puppy decided to have her first middle-of-the-night accident when it was -30 wind chill out. I'll tell you what, that cold will wake your ass up out of the groggiest of moods. I could not fall back asleep for an hour.

Today’s Jeopardy was one of the hardest episodes I’ve seen in recent memory. Really tough questions.

Jamaica will also be sending someone for the women's monobob and the two-man bobsleigh!

This guy is a sideshow clown. Next.

I genuinely don't think people understand how repulsive you have to be to make Minnesotans this angry at you. They are some of the nicest people around.

@kenjennings.bsky.social called a goldfinch a chickadee on Jeopardy today.

Good news, everyone. The wind chill on Friday is going to be -34.

Fernando Mendoza seems like a really nice kid. Happy to see people like that come out on top.

What a delight to see Gabi Jesus and Big Vik smiling and happy.

“Get a puppy” they said. “It will be fun” they said.

Man, that was a fun run though. You really couldn’t ask for two more exciting playoff games.

The arm strength to get that throw off, off balance, getting chased by 3 dudes and hit the target. That’s an absolute bonkers pass.

Omfg. I think I pooped.

Some serious dog Tetris going on here on their pile of blankets.

I cannot wait for this Applebees jizzburger commercial to depart my tv forever.

DJ Moore, are you kidding me?

“Here comes Puka Nacua, who led the Rams in receiving yards and antisemitic comments.”

Catch. The. Ball.

Gotta catch the ball.

Deferring in the night game when the wind chill is 5 degrees is a choice.

The Houston offense has completely shat themselves. Total and complete unit failure. Awful

CJ Stroud is the Bears defense of playoff quarterbacks.

The Texans defense deserves so much better than this from their offense.

CJ Stroud looks absolutely terrible.

Yeah, I don’t see Seattle losing to anyone this year. Seattle vs Houston would be a fun Super Bowl.

Doesn’t feel like Brock Purdy is going to be dancing too much tonight.

49ers kicker almost went full Xhaka there.

Being a Buffalo sports fan is a full-time job with zero benefits.

Is Ron Howard the Bills’ coach?

Making Bob eat all 9 goals is savage business.

Three episodes into the current season of the Traitors, and dumb ass Michael Rapaport still has no idea how the game works.

Nobody is going to do this.

Not clear on why people are mad at the dodgers for paying their workers when every other team could also pay their workers. The Cubs could be a dynasty in the rickettts weren't sending half their net worth to Trump.

Arsenal need to give their free kick coach all of the money. Just back the truck up.

Alan Rickman died 10 years ago. That seems pretty crazy.

Late to the game watching the show Jury Duty. I am CACKLING.

I want to start a band that covers John Mellencamp songs with the vocals of Bruce Springsteen.

The projected windchill for the Bears game is -7. I love it. Just give me the most savage tundra weather imaginable.

Eat shit, Rodgers.

Modern camera sensors and denoising software are crazy. These images were shot at ISO 20000. It was like 50% of the way through dusk. Are they good shots? No. But the fact that it’s even possible to push the limits so high and get usable photos is pretty cool. #birds

I don’t know who the Chargers coach is, but what a complete dumbass.

Look up Abbey Murphy’s assist from Minnesota women’s hockey team. Insane.

The Rams are going to love it here.