Schrödinger’s Mitch McConnell or whatever

Zara Larson I’m begging you to start singing about daytime rain please

Confirmed Slayyyter Stan

Re-watching glee for the first time since it aired and most of the references I know are from the first season. What the fuck are the other 5 seasons about.

iOS 27 beta Apple Intelligence litmus test has failed… once again

Spent a week at the beach and this is the only pic I took

Just got turned away from a tattoo shop due to my hiv status right in front of their blood borne pathogen certification

me pretending not to care about act iii so Beyoncé drops it tonight

How do I cruise in public when my autistic ass can’t make sustained eye contact?

Christina Koch makes me emotional so what

Need a Trixie and Katya live feed of them learning this

Going from Slayyyter to Raye

Actually no 🩷

Conflicted this morning over whether to listen to the new Slayyyter or Raye first

Valerie Cherish doing Whitney Leavitt is everything

It's done

Missing Zara Larsson tonight to attend a work charity fundraiser 😢

Ok but did anyone see the family guy Bowen yang bit?

Star Trek: Voyager stays the best tbh

Alan showing pit IKTR

FUCK it’s moneť

Bluesky allergic to releasing good/wanted features

Sniffies won’t let me display my hole pic as my main one? What is this world coming to?

another tuesday at work.

I need everyone to watch Members Only: Palm Beach because I can’t comprehend it on my own

And best believe the husband fucked my brains out tonight

Boyfriend blew a guy and his husband sent me the video… beautiful

Wonder where they learned that move from

Straight women who advocated for Heated Rivalry on HBO… I am in debt to you

Caged and plugged at work is the best way to go tbh

They walked so Heated and Rivalry could fuck

Favorite day of the year when Apple Music gets to call me a Fag

Cousins wedding photo finally coming in

Doing no nut November in a cage if anyone is interested

How much of your time is spent yearning for very fit men on the internet? I’m just saying—maybe he already has!

Damn I’m really flying to Kansas for work today aren’t I

not enough weed in the world to decompress after this work week omg

Can’t participate in locktober due to how much I’m traveling personally and for work but I am sooooooo fucking jealous of everyone who can

Locktober this locktober that if everyone’s dicks are in cages who’s going to be brave and participate In toptober?

Remember when the “skip into” button use to skip the entire intro, not just most if it

Just barely got told I have to use AI at work for the first time should I quit??

iPhone air acquired

NRA said arm the dolls lol

Could be up for a promotion into the company IT department and got nervous about my online profile

Straight podcasting Coworker is signing up for X in 2025 I wonder where they keep the work gun

Oscar Van Rhijn???

My keyboard before I type an abbreviation

Home from work time to watch Las Culturistas award show

No 27 year old has suffered how I’ve suffered* (*work was annoying today)