It's Monday and I LOVE HIM

i miss ed and stede so fucking much

When we get our S3 the only thing that will appease me with it being the final season is if it’s 22 episodes, 1 hour long. And Stede and Ed kiss at least twice per episode. (I’ll really take anything as long as we get season 3)

Here's to another year of loving Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet, and doing it with all of you. 💖

how can you look at this face and think he has ever done anything wrong in his life???

It’s 2026. I expect more Pregnant!Stede fics this year. Send them to me directly. He deserves babies that look like his husband, Edward Teach.

I ain't stressin' today 🕺🏼 I still owe leslie my life for this ✨ #ofmd #ofmdbts

Gang, I’m playing Spider-Man 2 on PlayStation and *spoiler alert* Seabird plays in the background during a side mission! It made me smile.

Ed and Stede are nasty fucking. Let's do this 2026 😁 #ofmd

Last movie or tv show you watched in 2025?

GOD I LOVE THIS QUEER PIRATE SHOW I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE BRING THEM BACK 😭

What are Ed and Stede doing this New Years?

friendly reminder that our flag means death exists, for those who finished heated rivalry and are in need of something else sweet and queer to tide you over ❤️ yes i will be annoying about this constantly, get used to it. (and watch ofmd)

This time between Christmas and New Years I’ve done two things every day: workout and play video games. Should I go for a walk? Probably. Should I be skateboarding (my 2026 hobby)? Yes. Will I? No. I go back to work on Friday and will enjoy my rotting time to the fullest. Happy New Year!

... that's it, that's the post

✨him✨

gonna post this while there seems to have been a tiny pause: friendly reminder i have a proton drive with EVERY SINGLE EXISTING ofmd fic* in it for your downloading enjoyment. link in my bio ❤️ *sans podfics

i miss my best friends ed teach and stede bonnet and jim jimenez and izzy hands and wee john feeney and oluwande boodhari and frenchie and roach and the swede and nathaniel buttons and zheng yi sao and mary read and lucius spriggs and black pete and fang and ivan and spanish jackie and archie and —

my heart will always belong to #OurFlagMeansDeath.

I miss Our Flag Means Death and I'm not being brave about it.

An alternative version of “Somebody buy this booty!”

I got top surgery! Best decision ever.

zaddy time

I am in fact thinking about edward teach and stede bonnet

i miss her

Merry Christmas to pirates who celebrate and a great day to any who don't. Sending love to you all ❤️🏴‍☠️

Christmas Eve bump

Do I even have to say it??? Nice list OBVIOUSLY. He’s never done anything wrong in his life. He’s innocent.

(•_•) <) )╯ well well well / \ ( •_•) \( (> look who's eating / \ (•_•) <) )╯ seaweed / \

I miss our show 😞 #OFMD #Ourflagmeansdeath

Trans femme Stede who gets to dress super pretty and her boyfriend calls her “good girl” and the “prettiest princess pirate to sail the seven seas”?

I finally finished painting my bedroom. It took several months. It’s a bit messy 😬 and I have to rehang my art but I’m done. Next painting project is my half bath.

remembering….

For the new year I’m looking forward to continuing to read all over your amazing OFMD fics. Keep ‘em coming!!

Today I learned I’m an Aries sun, Taurus moon, and Sagittarius rising. I have no idea what any of it means.

You truly don’t realise how spoiled we are in the ofmd fandom until you try reading fic from another fandom, like we have some insane talent writing ofmd fic

🎶Siiilent night Hooooole-y night All is wet All is tight🎶 THAT’S RIGHT, #ofmdholestice is BACK! Dec 20-22, in whatever timezone you’re in, quote skeet this with your favoritest, nastiest, most joyful and delicious filth!! Recs or new work, fic or art or podfic or whatever! #ofmdfic #ofmdfanart

HEY did YOU know that the ONLY way to improve your mental health this stressful holiday season is to read at LEAST 3 hours of fanfiction smut per day? This is a REAL science fact, provided to you by a LICENSED PROFESSIONAL.

❄️❄️The cast & crew of Our Flag Means Death send you all their holiday greetings.❄️❄️ ☃️Hear what they have to say & judge whether our 🤡ing is warranted (video will be posted in a few days). TY @ringasunn.bsky.social for making this happen☃️ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

You’re all so fucking talented I love every one of you

I NEED MORE ED TEACH ON MY TIMELINE and also therefore in the ed teach feed. send me eds pls

TONIGHT! 6.30pm GMT // 1.30pm EST // 10.30am PST

I have a tv show idea: take Rhys Darby. Take Taika Waititi. They’re pirates. In the golden age of piracy. And then they fall in love. You think it’d be good?

At age 38 I’ve decided I’m going to teach myself to skateboard. I know how to ride a board but I’m determined to do a trick. Board has been purchased. Wish me luck.

If you wanted to join in but don't have enough time to write a full blown fic, you could always post a lil drabble on here and we'll share it 🫶🏻

my 2026 ins: - ofmd s3 - infinite time to write fanfic - dom ed - ofmd having a viral resurgence - rhys darby being #1 on a call sheet again - (as stede bonnet) - everyone getting really into dom ed

Gang, this is everything I’m actively reading or need to read. It’s not even all the tabs. I’m overwhelmed but also grateful for everything you all write!