The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

First time Redwing Blackbirds have shown up at the feeders. They seem pretty excited about it too.

thinking of her today

Ham is for Christmas Eve and Easter lunch. It does not belong at the table during secular American holidays.

Not sure Brosmer could be any worse at this point.

Vikings special teams will be the death of us all.

Big Willy Style!

Post a movie where you are from.

This is what is happening.

What a terrible coincidence.

I imagine Michael Grady calling out “missed the lay” about me most nights before I go to sleep.

It seems immoral for Khris Middleton and CJ McCollum to be on the Wizards.

I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk? But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession. But that's just me

The. Last. Sentence.

If I don’t look at my bank balance I’ll never run out of money.

The Vikings make zero sense.

Feeling better and better that this Vikings game isn’t on tv in Atlanta.

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

We need to remember what’s important in life: Friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.

This is what the internet was originally made to be.

The Wolves are playing one of the dumbest games I’ve seen them play. Luckily, they are playing the Kings.

“Christianity will be respected again.” - Donald Trump

MAGA is the Las Vegas of political movements; none have left as a better person than they were before going in.

Jaden Nooooooo

I’ve hated Westbrook since he badmouthed Ricky Rubio on opening night in 2009.

Private equity companies buying up real estate is one of the main reasons why houses are unaffordable. Most first-time home buyers can’t compete with an all cash offer over the asking price.

JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.

I think there will be a large number of MAGA adjacent influencers who will leave the cult over the next few years. We can welcome that change, but many will try to say they were never for it. There needs to be repentance.

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

Not only is AVATAR 3 195 minutes but you have to eat two whole watermelons and drink a gallon of coffee and a sixer of Coors Banquet without using the bathroom or your AMC Stubs membership will be revoked. It's the rules, you are no longer subject to free will.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Americans might not understand it, but in many cultures it’s considered bad or even immoral to be a child rapist

when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky

Cursing living in Georgia.

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

My life is now the lesser for knowing this is an idea that will never happen.

“You’ll subscribe, if you know what’s good for you.” - my mom thisinhabitation.substack.com

The fact we watch Thursday Night Football is proof that not only can we not have good things, but we don’t deserve them in the first place.

I’ve enjoyed and appreciated the fight Democrats have shown during the shutdown. Of course I was hoping they’d get more but it’s hard to play chicken with an opponent that’s committed to crashing the car.

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

"A movement, especially one that verges on an outright cult of personality, is defined by its leader, not by its rank and file. And when the leader is lawless and depraved, then efforts to contain his influence while preserving his power are doomed to fail." www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/o...

Welfare Queen

Being fed copious commercials for Prime’s tv shows and it pains me to remember that at one point they had Patriot, Counterpoint, and Party House but they decided to burn billions on Citadel and Rings of Power.

When you get blocked by Rob Dillingham it’s time to retire.

Alan Horton is great but I miss my Grady.

I don’t think basketball games should consider PST when scheduling a start. You have beautiful weather, let me have a 7pm EST tipoff.

@warnock.senate.gov @ossoff.bsky.social please vote NO.