How about with $300,000,000,000.00?

🚨 Israeli airstrikes have reportedly killed at least three people and wounded two others in southern Lebanon, according to Lebanese state media, just one day after the U.S. and Iran signed an interim agreement calling for an end to the war on all fronts, including Lebanon.

Tweets like this from today make sense when you know where they are coming from:

Wikipedia now officially lists the result of the 2026 Iran War as an "Iranian victory" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Ir...

"The Russian Federation prefers for the special military operation goals to be achieved through diplomacy and is not saying no to negotiations" Seems like something left an impression them today. lol.

First Out Of Touch Thursday on this NEW account!

Firepoint used footage from this morning’s attacks on Moscow’s oil refinery in their booth at the Eurosatory arms expo in Paris. Their drones were used in the attack

Scottish World Cup fans drank so much beer in Boston that: -Sam Adams ran out of Boston Lager; An emergency shipment was needed -One bar sold 3x its St. Patrick's Day sales -Another sold out entirely The Tartan Army is undefeated off the field. (Taken from the Boston FB page 🤣🤣🤣👍)

Lisa Ann #lisaann

Good morning, Champions. Everything you need to know about the Knicks Parade is at nyc.gov/knicks. Check the site for safety information and to watch live starting at 10AM.

the world falling apart sucks real bad, but it's amazing that New York somehow slipped into an Disney Channel Original Movie alternate reality where our problems are fixed by Mayor Socialism and the Power of Friendship wins basketball championships.

You and your bestie get a million dollars each but you both turn into pokemon. Me and my bestie:

The Right Wing conspiracy crowd is gonna love this. Not a conspiracy theory but an actual bonafide secret cabal conspiring to rule the world - and run by the verifiably worst people on earth. I truly hate this stupid timeline.

Dear Microsoft, you're not here so I may as well be screaming into a cave. Why do you move key features in email around without them being asked for and without signalling your doing so? #enshittification

He started a war at the behest of another country without Congressional approval, wasted hundreds of billions fighting the war, drove up inflation, and is now paying hundreds of billions in reparations to end the war he started at the behest of another country without Congressional approval

Popular unpopular opinion: touchscreens in cars meant to be operated by drivers are a terrible idea to the point that they should perhaps be made literally illegal

⚡️ "I'm the boss": Trump arrives nearly an hour late to G7 meeting

📉 Russia falls 10% short of oil production target after Ukrainian attacks

❕ Ukrainian drones strike Moscow oil refinery, city in thick smoke

Ukraine has received 522 bodies that Russia claims are those of Ukrainian soldiers

‼️ Oil rain falls in some Moscow districts after Ukrainian strikes on refinery

⚡️ "Seek cover": US gives advice to its citizens in Russia amid drone attacks on Moscow

#ThicThursday requestthread!! Doing requests the whole day Can be pornstars or celebs

Reagan would have illegally sold Iran the nukes himself.

commission of Reiko Mikami from Ghost Sweeper Mikami, thank you @renne.millipede.stream

does @paizuri.moe also support naizuri?

cannot be clear how hard it was to not just post it but had to do it right

Get hobbies that don't involve computers because thanks to us none of you will be able to afford one.

Bluesky now doing the thing that Twitter used to with DM requests where it'll claim you have 3 unread ones despite not having any. Hope this is a bug versus enshittification measures

ED IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY

Moscow 😍

sid strapped✨

two of, them

Furries: "Why would a gay guy be a fascist lmao? Doesn't he know he'll be killed next?? 😂😂" Also furries: "Yeah, it's super awesome when sex workers and artists who never hurt a single soul get their lives ruined over harmless kink art. This won't have repercussions for me or my subculture later."

Anthropic is an actual cult run through deception. Jack Clark should be ashamed of himself as should anyone who doesn’t actively critique this. These are blatant lies! www.ft.com/content/e176...

So the Ukrainians hit the storage tanks at the Moscow refinery today. It would be incredible if Moscow runs out of fuel.

The videos being posted out of Moscow this morning are something else. A giant cloud of thick black smoke hangs over the entire city.

Look at this picture of the ceiling of a Moscow oil storage tank popping off like the lid on a pringles box. That thing is 60 meters in diameter.

Looks like Moscow will be covered in a dark cloud today.

What an unbelievable sight. Moscow, the largest metropolitan area of continental Europe, covered by a thick cloud of smoke.

Just so you know, the Moscow refinery supplied 40% of the fuel of the Moscow metropolitan area. Which will cause considerable discomfort to the population. But far more significant, the Moscow refinery supplies half the fuel of the Russian air force.

I do not remember a single time the Russians issued curfews or even just warnings, to not go outside, when refineries burned down. Standard in every other country. The fumes emitted are extremely toxic, and the health damage is immediate. 21 million russians will be breathing this shit today.

UFOS ARE REAL!!!

If you happen to know anyone who may currently be in Moscow, like a foreign correspondent, someone in the opposition, or diplomat, tell them to not go outside today. The smoke and fumes from that burning refinery genuinely is some of the most toxic crap you can inhale.

Ironically, I remember this from when the Russians bombed Ukrainian refineries in 2022. The Ukrainians issued health warnings. If you inhale those fumes the particles are so fine they go straight into your blood through your lungs, causing near instant cardiovascular problems.

No. Throughout the last 3 years there have been 158 Ukrainian strikes on Russian oil refineries, and the Russian government has not issued a single health warning to locals to not go outside because of the toxic fumes.

A Moscow resident opens his window this morning to check the weather outside.