Oh, to have to confidence of a Trump supporter who has no clue what she’s talking about.

Leave him to his delusions. This isn’t Resistance 1.0. We reacted to everything he did those four years. It drained us. He fed off that. This is the New Resistance. We are wiser. We are aware of the games he will play. The useless garbage he’ll say. Stay focused.

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

Wrote this at the other place after a mass shooting in the United States. Can't remember which one. There have been so many since.

Hey corporate media, Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.

Fox News talking about Luigi Mangione, but make the footage Kyle Rittenhouse

When you ask Italian’s about Luigi Mangione

when the shooter is named Luigi Mangione

"I can't vote for Harris because of Gaza." Cool, you just got Gaza wiped out of existence. Congrats.

Me hearing Hunter was pardoned // Me seeing MAGA go insane

I respect those who oppose Biden pardoning Hunter on principle but I honest to G-d don’t have an issue with it. Do it all. Democrats spend way too much time unilaterally disarming themselves in the era of Trump. That man will do whatever he wants irrespective of what Dems do or don’t do.

Tell me your Thanksgiving Shame. My first solo Thanksgiving, I cut myself making stuffing and bled all over it. Rodney Dangerfield was a friend and he came into the kitchen and found me crying. He grabbed a spoon, mixed the blood in and and said "Honey, they're all drunk." Everyone ate it.

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It's great that now the radio men are presenting the head coach with ready-made excuses right on the air!

Anyone going to ask Mayo what all the penalties and unforced errors and lack of improvement in those areas say about him as a coach?

At least the vibes are great and Robert got his team back!!!

Undisciplined, poorly coached team.

FOOTBALL IS AN OUTDOOR SPORT snow games forever

MAKE HIM SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY!!!

Someone had to do it 🤭

My feed is just a back-and-forth between "the worst person you know is going to have an important position in government and you might not live to see the end of this decade" and "oh nice Barmore is back."

The Onion owns you bro. They can do whatever they want (and I can't wait).

MAKE KID ROCK SECRETARY OF BAWITDABA YOU COWARDS

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