There’s a guy in my TikTok comments trying to tell me that Mark Andrews is an HOFer and I’m one tequila away from reporting it

The Rams are the most built for warm weather, indoor team in the league. It would actually be a football abomination for the Eagles to lose this game

TikTok has has been unavailable on my phone for like an hour and I’m crashing tf out. None of these other apps do anything for me I feel like I’m in rehab

Commanders at Lions is gonna go so hard.

I think every former All-Pro linebacker who played for Belichick on the Patriots should get a shot to coach a season and then at the end we pick the best one. kind of like a years long American Idol

Tyreek Hill

Ppl want the Patriots to get the first overall pick so they have the spot to trade and accumulate more draft capital yeah? Bc there’s no reason in the world they should be picking in that spot. Anyone they need isn’t going No. 1

I am 100 percent positive that without Drake Maye improvising, the Patriots offense would have zero points in every game. If they don’t go get that boy a real designer and play caller at OC I stg

I don’t think the MVP convo is annoying at all. It is however objectively true that a passing season like Lamar Jackson’s has never been passed up for MVP. Josh Allen is spectacular, and also a more flawed player who hasn’t distinguished himself enough to overtake the best at the position right now

Just so we’re clear, Lamar Jackson is the MVP

I am so scared to be excited about Drake Maye but I can’t help it. He has absolutely no reason to look this good as a rookie under these circumstances. He’s the dude. The Patriots decisions this offseason will be so critical it makes me sick to think about.

Watching the Patriots play the Patriots

Happy Michael Penix Jr. Is Starting Day to all who celebrate. (I am not a Falcons fan I just am excited for Penix and hate Kirk Cousins 😘)

Learned today that I do not like seeing sweet baby CJ Stroud cry

It’s wild that Nick Bosa is so insufferable that I often forget Joey Bosa even exists.

I love that the Suns are proving that any team could do this. The other owners are gonna be thrilled 😂

It’s important to remember in these times that while Josh Allen is very good and exciting and everyone loves a new MVP, Lamar Jackson is still the best quarterback in the NFL.

It’s fun to watch Jonnu Smith do on the dolphins what he should’ve been able to do on the Patriots, doesn’t hurt my feelings or make me mad at Mac Jones all over again AT ALL

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I made a very funny joke with this format on Twitter one time and everyone LOST their marbles… I hope we can be funny on here

I don’t have strong feelings about ‼️ reaction emoji but in case any of you do… tell Claire bc now I’m intrigued

Some guy literally anywhere: But Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen can’t beat Mahomes when it matters Me:

If anyone opens their mouth to even insinuate a critique of Josh Allen this week I’m going report them to the authorities

America deserves to get to see Kenny Dillingham vs Dabo Swinney

Cc: @thedon2174.bsky.social

I’m genuinely terrified of Cam Skattebo.

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TikTok is likely officially getting banned. This would be a great time for Bluesky to recreate that experience here on this app. 🫡

If Mike Tomlin doesn’t win Coach of the Year I’m calling the FBI

Patriots losing this game broke me. I’m not joking.

some of you are out here waiting years between seasons of House of the Dragon just to feel something as if the Bloodline feud isn’t feeding families right now. Look at the timing on this. Michael Bay is somewhere screaming, crying, throwing up.

Brock Bowers is easily the greatest fantasy draft pick I’ve ever made. I am a god.

Im holding space for this

Eminem* wasn’t on the list? *Me (Plz follow me Mina ily)

lot of you aren’t holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity and it shows

I’ve never seen a defense celebrate not being drawn offsides like that before lmao Harbaugh Bowl rules

No award in all of sports has a worse recent track record than NFL Coach of the Year.

Put some goddamn respect on Caleb Williams name, my lord.

Champagne and Christmas shopping I’m about to get some weird shit on Etsy LFG

[the disgusted voice troy aikman uses whenever a team goes for it on 4th-and-1 from the opposing team’s 35] the analytics

I say this before every game. It’s my version of the Lord’s Prayer.

NBA media and fandom has become completely delusional and it’s been this way for a minute

This Jameis postgame speech I about to hit like prime Ray Lewis

If Russell Wilson scores a game winner in the snow with less than a minute I take back everything I’ve ever said about him

If we got a Steelers v Lions Super Bowl it would 100 percent end up like Rams Patriots in LIII. And I would love that, personally, because I’m an evolved and sophisticated NFL fan.

FOOTBALL IS AN OUTDOOR SPORT snow games forever

I was at the hair salon and only checking the Browns Steelers score and turned the game on with no idea that it was happening in blinding snow because the 10-3 score was simply not surprising lmao

I’m a news editor and Deion Sanders and Colorado is just about the only thing in college football that’s put on my radar every single day

I don’t know anymore guys. The bad Jayson Tatum and Lamar Jackson takes aren’t hitting like they used to 😔 Anyone got new takes? Mine is that we are unfortunately prob gonna have to get Anthony Edwards out of Minnesota eventually, a la Kevin Garnett