Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

Wes Streeting is already facing growing calls to stand down as PM

Excellent explainer here of the booming market for private credit

I don’t understand a single word of this headline…

Big school yard bully picks on a little guy. Little guy is nasty & tough. Grabs bully guy by the balls. Gets slapped around but never lets go of big guy’s balls. Big guy soon begs for mercy. Agrees to give little guy his lunch money everyday forever. Goes back to his mates and declares victory.

This guy is such a charlatan

Trump went from making insane genocidal threats this morning to hyping the “golden age” of Iran hours later, and he received no concessions in between. He’s an absolute basket case who needs to be removed from power before he follows through on one of his mass murder fantasies.

President Trump has SAVED civilisation in Iran from being obliterated! Praise be to Jesus!

If Trump does "kill an entire civilisation" tonight, it could do real damage to the long-term validity of the FIFA Peace Prize.

It's not just about us. We owe it to the world to hold this administration criminally accountable. Many should spend the rest of their lives in prison. Many others should never be allowed to vote or hold elected or appointed office again.

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Why does this story start with an emphasis on one of the perp’s favourite hobbies?

Makes sense. 😂🤣👇

Jesus

What are the world’s deadliest animals? Great @ourworldindata.org chart giving a sense of magnitudes of numbers of humans killed by different animals in 2023. Only mosquitoes beat humans in their deadliness! ourworldindata.org/deadliest-an...

Trump: “if Iran doesn’t COMPLETELY agree to my demands before my deadline passes, I will be FORCED to extend the deadline!”. Isn’t this guy supposed to be good at negotiating or something?

This is what a vampire looking at a classroom would say.

I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT I AND THE GIANT FAMILY OF CHIPMUNKS DESTROYING MY PATIO HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES. I WILL ALLOW THEM 5 MORE DAYS TO TAUNT ME THROUGH THE SLIDING DOOR!

Home run for all involved

The Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace, Washington DC

Happy Sunday evening to all who celebrate

The real crime here is the price of the petrol 😳

Landman. I just watched the last episode of season 2. Absolutely tremendous. One of the best single episodes of a tv show I can remember. Both seasons so well written, but that episode is an absolute banger!

Eng hype train comes off the rails. Getting slaughtered now.

This is how you do it. (Looking at you America)

The closest he'll ever get to a lettuce.

Incredible stat: Wales won the 6n in 2021. Since then they have won only 2 matches (out if 2021). #WALvFRA

Did someone put Capita in charge of supplying the Olympic medals?

Is it about the Welsh Rugby Union?

Only 4 Edinburgh players in the match day 23 👀 #ITASCO

Interesting!

A lot of emphasis today on this being an error of judgement by Starmer. Which is true with the benefit of hindsight. But, another way of framing it would be that it was a gamble that has backfired. And the downside risk was not correctly understood at the time.

This is such a good point.

Fascinating Newsnight tonight. Never seen a politician quite as visibly angry with his own party’s leadership as the simmering Barry Gardner. Authentic, simmering rage.

It’s incredible to think that Wales won the 6 Nations as recently as 2021

It's possible to go places and do things without clutching a fucking coffee cup.

It’s great for the pub sector that they have strong lobbying power and a high level of patronage from politicians. Other sectors - you’re on your own.

Tremendous

That's how you headline coverage of authoritarianism 👏

Of course. There’s nothing they won’t defend. Truth has no value.

Trump’s America. 🤬

NATO & Denmark: We will give you the exact same security arrangements you have had for the past 40 years in Greenland. Trump: Total surrender! Art of the deal!

Ooh! Is he Irish Qualified?

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/

Not immediately, but the missiles rely on US maintenance. www.chathamhouse.org/2025/03/uks-...

What, Rylan? Why didn’t Man Yoo think of that?

Sales of multi-packs of crisps would increase massively if they didn’t all contain 2 packs of ready salted. Only ‘Continentals’ eat ready salted crisps.