Overheard in the lobby of my building: [woman on phone] “yeah so she gave me Tylenol with codeine, AND lorazepam.” [person on speakerphone] “NICE.”

I do not respond to “lady,” “girl,” or “ma’am.” The only forms of address that I will accept are: “dude.” “Bruh.” And “👀😳😳😳”

I am just a collection of special interests in search of an application.

This is officially the start of a new world order. US hegemony is in its final moments

I’m not surprised the latest Starship launch failed. It’s a moronic concept headed by a moron

Ever thought Starship was too good to be true? Yeah... open.substack.com/pub/planetea...

All I have to say is: wooooowwwwww…. Now I realize why the eyebrows in the “republican woman makeup” filter on TikTok are so whack. images.app.goo.gl/eNyAfBnneX66...

Cynicism isn’t intelligence, it is intellectual cowardice. Ppl use cynicism to rationalize their own laziness and inaction. It’s a way for them to say, “oh well it wd hve been the same outcome anyway,” without engaging in the possibility that perhaps, had you engaged, it could have been different.

To all the people out there saying, “oh we don’t connect to ppl anymore, we spend so much time on our phones,” I was ignoring everyone back in 2005 too, just with my nose in a book.

“World war three is already here, it just isn’t evenly distributed.” (Quote credit to Dror Poleg)

Just because I don’t, doesn’t mean I can’t. (This is what the conservatives get wrong about liberals).

Madeline Pendleton is the Leftist Ann Coulter. Prove me wrong.

Why does shit always happen on a Tuesday.

Some days I just want to be unproductive slime. And then capitalism goes, “not today, bitch!”

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This is what activism looks like when it's turned into pragmatic action. Support those who support you. We need a list of those companies who support us--stores, and products, so we know who to give our money to.

It’s exhausting to read folks are in shock. He spelled everything out throughout the campaign.

every day in every way.

MySpace crawled so Facebook could walk. Facebook walked so Twitter could run. Twitter ran so a nepo baby could buy it, rebrand it, and turn it into a festering cocoon of racist, misogynist trolls and bots with shady ads plastered all over it. X shriveled up so BlueSky could emerge and fly away. 🦋

Welp! It looks like I won't be using Perplexity AI for foreign language stack lessons. Or for quick recipes. Or for help with coding. Or for help with researching case law. And TikTok, it will most definitely get booted of every device in this house!!! www.reuters.com/markets/deal...

We now know UnitedHealth—under Brian Thompson—illegally overcharged cancer patients for meds by more than 1000%. What we don't know is how many cancer patients died or were financially ruined as a result? What we demand to know is why that act isn't deemed corporate murder & where are the arrests?

I’ve been saying this for years. We white people not only lack introspection, we fear it and do anything to not confront ourselves. Locked perpetually in psychological childhood because we can’t self evaluate but more importantly we can’t admit when we’re wrong.🥴😞

There’s going to be 4 years of this with leftists, people who didn’t vote, Jill stein and cornel west voters, Dearborn Muslims & elected dem Muslims, Nina Turner, Chris Hayes & msnbc, and so many others who can go f themselves..

“Just clean out Gaza”… Has anyone heard from the uncommitted voters of Dearborn yet? Is Rashida Tlaib available for comment? Where are those Palestinian protesters that interrupted Kamala Harris’ speeches? Are you happy now? apnews.com/article/trum...

The greatest trick white supremacy has ever pulled off is. To get Black and Brown people to support them and deliver their policies. 😒

Let’s get into a fun kind of fight, everyone! What’s your handwriting style, and why is it the best? I print using D’nealian, but my cursive is Zanelian with some occasional Spencerian capital letters thrown in for fun. Anyone who neglects to put tails on their “t’s” is just wrong.

Show of hands, who loves cursive? 🥰🥰🥰 #cursive #cursivehandwriting #lifeprotip

You know, we're not really gonna be able to change American politics until people learn how to raise up a generation of people who don't reflexively alternate between "both sides are bad" lazy thinking and blaming Democrats for everything the GOP does.

Everyone wants to be Dietrich Bonhoeffer until they have to be Dietrich Bonhoeffer.

People on TikTok are reporting ICE raids happening in small cities in various states. To get past algorithmic censorship, they’re writing down the information on paper and holding up and shuffling through the handwritten signs as they talk about pretend subjects like shopping, food, and animals.

This is the important part! If you submit your application for a gender marker change, you will not receive your passport or your supporting documents back.

I will die on the hill that people of color who have long ignored the fight of Black folk, especially Black Americans, are now going to go through some things. All the programs that lifted up Black Americans lifted y'all up too (and this includes poor white people).

Trump’s solution to water in California: “All they have to do is turn the valve.” 🥴 Here are some facts about California water, and it doesn’t involve just turning on a valve so that water can flow south to Los Angeles.

This right here. All of these recent, hand wringing posts tearing down the DNC and asking, “why aren’t they doing more??!?!!” All have the same energy: NONE of them are taking personal responsibility or talking about direct action. AOC isn’t gonna save you, y’all need to save yourselves.

You might want to add coffee to your grocery and pantry stock up list. www.barchart.com/story/news/3...

I’m giggling in Californian 😂😂🙌🏿 Central CA is where a good chunk of republicans live in CA. Long story short…the leopards are feasting again 😂🤗 Citrus harvest 'virtually halted' as workers fearing Trump order skip work: report www.rawstory.com/trump-deport...

I told people on Twitter that they could heat up frozen meals for way less money than doordash and thousands of people told me to kill myself , marxistly

Black people, Jews, and gays...we understood the assignment. it sucks that we have to be punished because the rest of the country is so fucking stupid, but we'll always be able to say we were right, so there's that.

I looked because I saw people on my feed talking about it and well…Google actually left Uncle Joe out. Seriously y’all…go to Google and search US Presidents. As of right now this is what you’re going to see/find.

🎤 I need co-conspirators, not allies. That way the fight is their own and they can’t quit. Unlike allies, the minute you do or say something they don’t like, they withdraw their support because it was always contingent on your obedience to them. Capisce? It’s fine if you’re not up to it.

I didn’t fuck around. I don’t want to find out. #ihateeveryone

It’s not what it looks like.

We all have to live here, Jesse, and nobody wants that smell.

Imagine ever having thought anything other than this was going to happen

I never click twitter links anyway, but this seems as good a reason as any to never go there. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

TODAY’S EPISODE OF: WE FU*CKING WARNED YOU Trump doesn’t think the ceasefire will hold and talks about Gaza in terms of demolition and it being a fantastic location for development. WHERE’S JILL STEIN?!