M*A*S*H is the universal signal that it’s time for bed 🥴

It's because we got conditioned to turn it off as soon as we heard the theme song because it was the first show that came on for Nick @ Nite and felt so serious and sad compared to the cartoons that we had just been watching.

Go Teyana!

I couldn’t believe my eyes.. she had a hip replacement!

Lionel Richie‘s face is pulled like a new wrapping on the car! Whewww That mug is tight like a swaddled baby! Whew 😮‍💨 #Oscars

Oscar Winner Michael B Jordan!! #Sinners

Michael B. Jordan wins Best Actor in a Leading Role for Sinners #Oscars

Whewwwwwwwwwwwwww LETS FAWKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Micheal B Jordannnnnnnnn #Oscars

They gave him the floor. You didn’t hear one note.

Hmm 🤔 this makes A LOT of sense

🌿💐 Women's History Month Celebrating Our Queen 👑💐 Michelle LaVaughn Obama ♥️ The 1st Black First Lady Of The U.S. Keep Rising ✊🏽🇺🇸✊🏻 ☆ #BlackHistory #BlackSky ☆ ☆♡•°♥️💚💜🧡💙💛♥️°•♡☆

Of course it’s like the club let out here at the car wash 🧼 it’s gonna be in the 70s baaaabbbbyyyyy

Real.

“We were willing to look past all his lies, corruption and criminality cause we thought he’d makes us a ton of money”

I’m up and at em today 🤗 dropped the kiddo off to school (late af 😭) , getting me an iced latte, hitting the car wash, bank and grocery store before going to get my hair done. 📋✅✅

“Fish” can be both singular (one individual) and plural (multiple individuals of the same species.) “Fishes” is multiple species. 🐠 Fish 🐠🐠🐠 Fish 🐠🐡🐟 Fishes Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

Hug your kids, man. 'Specially them boys. Not just because our tomorrows ain't promised. To heal and communicate. They can feel love and affection from a hug. You can feel distress or tension from a hug. Hugs are a form of triage. And it's okay if you've never thought about it that way. Start today.

Jelly fishing

Have mercy Lord www.tmz.com/2025/10/14/d...

I’m really hungry and need some coffee ASAP.

People suck.

😍 puppy teefies

The hold music for the grocery store I placed a pickup order at is The Boy Is Mine 😂

The worst part of all of this is these people feel like they have a martyr for their nonsense

My coworker asked me was i the adidas ambassador as a dig, & now im bout to wear only adidas to work for the rest of the year just to be petty.

This makes me feel better because I just thought she went full nut on us

Having to go back and forth to the MVA will make you a slight believer in the desire to eliminate government inefficiency 😡

I let myself get so stressed out over the past couple of hours that a fucking pimple popped up on my forehead above my eyebrow. 😠😡

Savory and spice 😍

I’ve been getting my rest, you hear me?!

Y’all starting to do too much with the tips now. I was in the drive thru at Sonic and the cashier asked if I wanted my change from the $5 I gave for my $4.43 order. Uh, yes?!? Gimme my damn money

Shoutout to future me knowing that the Saturday night show at Allegiant Stadium was the one to attend. I had no clue it was the last show of the tour.

I left a pair of AirPods Pro on a flight a couple of weeks ago 🥴😫 I found a pair of AirPods in my house a few days ago 🤩🥳

‘No’ 🥀🥀🥀😫😩🥴

I’m so tired and I have to take the perimeter of my braids down to get them redone tomorrow. Also, I don’t know where the hair I need is. I’m actually thinking I might cancel.

Children will talk just to talk. Lord, keep me lifted.

We as a nation went from “why should I get vaccinated, the government will track me, microchips, blah blah blah” and then immediately into “I trust AI with all my personal info, it’s my best friend, I tell it everything”- and that makes zero sense to me.

It’s 4 little Black girls in my daughters swim class today 🥰

Nooooo 🙏🏾

If crack is illegal so should processed sugar

As awful as things are right now, I think it's important to understand that there are more decent ppl than there are awful ppl. Don't let the awful ppl out of your sight don't stop calling them out but mostly don't let them think there's more of them than decent ppl.

Y’all don’t apologize to or cuss out inanimate objects?

I went to T-Mobile yesterday to get a replacement privacy screen because it was cracked. Whyyyyyy is the new one chipped ALREADY 😖

A little baby bird died on my front license plate and I’m so sad about it 😰 Idk where he came from because I don’t have any trees near my driveway

I’m muhfuhckin tieedd 😩 this week has been 2 weeks long I swear

The reason we feel wobbly collectively bc astrologically we have large, medium and smaller cycles all ending, beginning /changing RN. It is all happening at once, within couple yrs. Our homework now is to NOT loose our humanity, stick to unity, compassion, empathy for self, our planet + each other🪷

I love my child but lord will I ever be able to eat a meal in peace again?! 😩🥴

The targeted attack on Minnesota state lawmakers, Sen. John Hoffman and Rep. Melissa Hortman, is absolutely horrific. Violence like this has no place in a democracy. I’m praying for their healing, their families, and every public servant who has to wonder if doing their job makes them a target.

This is horrific.