the good 'ol days!

Tonight, a comedian died... at a picnic

In the 90s, Harrison Ford was the right age to play the president in movies. In 2026, Harrison Ford is the right age to play the president in movies.

First poster for ‘COYOTE VS ACME’ in HD. In theaters on August 28.

Post a Pic of yourself as a doctor.

welcome back to earth, Integrity #NASA

Really really looking forward to this one

Just finished ALIEN and man. You couldn’t make this movie now. Most of the cast is dead

First new photo from the moon:

Wow

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid i'm actually this today, but it's just the screaming part!

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

We also use this to explain where babies come from

Another day, another script request from a producer for a Grey List writer! #scriptsky #filmsky

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

Same Abed, same.

i need someone to do this, but it explains Tenet! www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOzU...

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

always good to see writers getting some traction!

As a genre fan, the cold-war era pilot Red State intrigues me, as well as Last Laugh, a reality show where users can control inmates’ bodies. Cat vs Doug sounds like it could be bonkers! You can also find mine and @jamie-nash.bsky.social pilot Oz Noir, a hardboiled retelling of The Wizard of Oz.

love this show and the performers!

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

i have never been this accurately disrespected.

I don’t know if this movie is appropriate for Valentine’s Day considering in that it is the story of a guy in love with a girl who kisses another guy in the parking lot after the prom. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

SpaceX confirmed a deal to acquire xAI. It valued xAI at $125bn and SpaceX at $1tn, making it the most valuable private company ever. When it eventually merges with X (formerly known as Twitter), the new company will be valued at $1

me, staring at the ice pile in front of my car created by the snowplow

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms ends with two amazing performances and a perfect score... and something a Game of Thrones show has never started with... hope #AKOTSK

i'm gonna tell my kids this was The Matrix

me scrolling through Netflix titles but not watching anything

If we're going to keep daylight savings time, it should happen on Dec 31 at midnight... so we can celebrate the new year twice!

Accurate. 🎄 🦀

some new Christmas decorations!

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

How much I and the packed audience laughed at Four Weddings and a Funeral, my first British romcom. Being riveted by the street shootout scene from Heat. Walking out of two 1990's 'comedies', Clean Slate and Made in America. Neither of which, to this day, I've ever finished watching.

If Hanna Waddingham from Ted Lasso isn't cast as Supergirl's mom, what are we even doing? #filmsky

You will be listed by 3 spirits

I think Kevin Hart found a genie and spent all his wishes on being in commercials

did… did the dog write this recipe

IT’S HAPPENING! The original theatrical version of Star Wars is coming to theaters in 2027: youtu.be/qfXvdFcvhNY?...

can't wait!

It's How the West Was A Wonderful Life

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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

I may have taken subtext too far #scriptsky