in hindsight i can acknowledge that this submission was a bit too birder-specific for the New Yorker

Great job 👏

Ah yes, I found it. My home is now a house.

Turbo noises make me smile every time. I need to get something better to record with, though.

Turbo noises make me smile every time. I need to get something better to record with, though.

Hey, I guess it's #fcf

Is anyone else bothered by that scene in Futurama where it shows people all around the world in all different time zones counting down to the new year and it's night time in every corner of the globe?

Which boomer wrote this?

Oh, there are bats in the inaccessible part of my roof

Hey, I guess it's #fcf

Secret Panel HERE 🔥 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/04/08/ruinternet

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

quite literally this

Beanjo 🫘

How do people cope with the thought that all your life you're just hurdling towards the end, and one day your consciousness will cease, your memories will disappear, and your physical body will decompose?

Annoyed at the news regarding the Maine Senate race. Sexual assault is a pretty serious accusation and unfortunately regardless of whether it's true or not, it has basically killed Platner's chances. I can't speculate on whether or not it's true but the timing is awfully convenient for the GOP.

Not surprised that tech companies are buying off politicians with NDAs but holy fuck

"We don't need to worry about data centers, regulations are in place to keep us safe, they're not allowed to break the law" 🙄

I wish I could enjoy huge, crowded cons like AC. Every large con I've been to has been a miserable and intensely lonely experience.

Sometimes I miss riding motorcycles, but it gives me so much anxiety after having careless drivers crash into me 5 times now.

The heat wave finally broke and it's beautiful out

I need to learn how to cook fish. The only kind of fish I ever had growing up was fried fish, so I have no confidence in anything I cook and end up wasting it.

it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years

I really think it's time to take back the word "patriot". Fascists don't deserve to call themselves patriots.

I'm beginning to think this is on purpose

dreamcast forever 🌀

It's #thirstythursday so why don't you get your muzzle in there?

It's #thirstythursday so why don't you get your muzzle in there?

Oh! My glasses!

You've heard of insider trading, but have you heard of outsider trading (making shit up and algorithmic investors not having any quality control)

Oh no, the new Audis have a Hitler stache.... Someone didn't think this through. www.motor1.com/news/800133/...

Can we turn the sun down a little?

Yeet! Into the junkyard with ye. I'll get it back on the road eventually, I just ran out of money and time.

I wish I had a dick in my mouth

Oh! My glasses!

Sterile 🦊🐺🪼

Youtube without an account is insane. I was watching at work and kept getting nonsensical AI ads. One was some AI lady saying her 69 year old grandfather still got rock a hard penis because baking soda? Another about some Amish house cooling pipe banned by NASA in 1824. Jesus fuck the internet sucks

Seagull This Far Inland Must Be Total Fuckup https://theonion.com/seagull-this-far-inland-must-be-total-fuckup-1819578988/

Isn't it illegal to void a warranty for failing to register it? You only need a dated proof of purchase.

If you enjoy the digital album covers 💿️ 🎵 we've been sharing in the leadup to #Eufuria2026, you'll be glad to know they've transcended into the physical realm!Take home the entire button collection from this year's Con Store 🛍️ What's your o-pin-ion 🧷 on our emo Top 10? Do you see your fave?

Deciding to finally bite the bullet and get a heat pump system installed, that way we can finally get away from heating the house with oil.

I am so tired of everything having 2 factor authentication. I shouldn't have to get my phone and open up a text message every time I want to sign into anything.

Seagulls like buffalo chicken Mac n cheese

Every once in a while I remember Electric Arc Furnaces exist. I've heard them described as "domesticated lightning in a bucket of lava". There is so much current going through it that the power cables swing around at times. Utterly terrifying way to use electricity. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmXz...

I've been seeing great blue herons around my house lately. They're like dinosaurs. I love living in the woods so much.

Is "doing dude stuff with your buddies but then making it gay" a kink? Because I think I have that. Be out wrenching on cars and drinking beers, or out hiking/fishing but then you look over and he's got his junk out? Yeah, that does something for me 🥴

Who has a dad bod and wants some father's day head?

Ugh, the W124 is burning me out so bad. I've wasted so many weekends and so much money but I'm basically back where I started. Still can't figure out why it doesn't want to live, only now I also broke off the crank position sensor, and it's in an impossible to access place. It's a tax on my sanity.