If I had a nickel for every time this happened I'd be rich. If I took a shot every time this happened I'd be dead.

Hug me until I smell like you #ferret

Oh hello. Are you here to tell me winter is almost over?

Truck bros stop leaving your diesel trucks idling everywhere you go challenge: impossible

This letter, by itself, is sufficient evidence to impeach and remove him from the presidency. He is telling Congress that they are irrelevant, that he can initiate a war on his own without legal justification.

The chairs in the office I have to work in for a month force you to sit like a neurotypical and I hate it. I wanna fold myself into a pretzel god damnit.

microslop moment

I was finally convinced to try sardines on toast, and despite the unappealing appearance, it's actually rather good. I guess I see why people eat it.

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Oh no! He's overbaked

Fuck yeah. The first breath of life this thing took in 34 years.

Nothing hits the spot like eggs Benedict with canned hash, overcooked eggs, broken hollandaise, and crunchy dry home fries, yum!

Why is it every time small town locals recommend a restaurant it's always awful?

Can we bring this back please? It's way more elegant and timeless than touch screens and RGBs. Out of everything I own, this is by far the nicest to sit in.

Psychopath behavior

Still can't get over how tiny this thing looks on the back of a tow truck. This car has 7 seats and is shorter than a Chevy Sonic.

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Maybe it's just the autism and me needing black and white terms, but should we really be saying all kinks are valid? I'm not taking a puritanical stance here, but some people actively get off on harming others, bug chasers and bug spreaders for example.

Did I miss something? Why is my entire feed just people doing the kink soapbox thing?

The alpha male carnivore diet is just a front for men who never grew up enough to stop being afraid of vegetables.

Just had a nebulizer at the doctor and holy fuck it's like I drank 4 energy drinks. I'm shaking like a leaf

Would be super swell if people at work stopped hitting my car.

What does Jimmy John's do with the bread they steal out of your sandwich?

Moms For Liberty named RJ May the South Carolina Legislator of the Year for 2023 for his efforts to protect children from the evils of the LGBTQ community. He was just sentenced to 17.5 years in federal prison followed by 30 years of supervised probation for distributing child pornography.

No other word has done more damage to the craft of writing in recent years than “content”. Even if you’re using the word “content” ironically, or as a cute little joke, don’t. When someone calls writing “content” they’re pissing on someone’s hard work & passion. “Content” is Technosatan’s henchword.

Do I look good with facial hair or should I get rid of it?

Glans

Me every time some BDSM sub tries to talk to me.

Every once in a while I try growing a beard. I kinda dig how it looks but I hate the feeling of it on my face.

You don't know frustration until you've tried to bleed the air out of one of these things.

This one hits hard.

I'm not a soup person, but I will always make time to enjoy a good French Onion or Hot & Sour when the opportunity arises

Me every time some BDSM sub tries to talk to me.

My body is a machine that turns food into acid reflux, tachycardia, and dizziness.

Do I know anyone near Southern Maine in the construction industry? I'm planning to build a 30x30 metal garage and need advice on site prep.

Every time I fire up the espresso machine I must pay the steamed milk tax.

I just discovered electrocore is a genre. 30 seconds in I'm like "This is cheesy and stupid" and by the end I had it cranked full blast. God damn, this band is awesome. youtu.be/CFlhlZbeKgE?...

This is unfair to asbestos because asbestos is actually extremely useful and naturally occurring. If it didn't have a habit of embedding itself in your lungs and staying there forever, it would be perfect.

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

Weighted blanket + cats is perfect

Baby engine. Hand for scale.

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I miss sandal season :c

Have you ever felt the need to make coffee 7 different ways?

Puppy! First post why not :p #furryart #art #puppy #puppyboy

If you're debating someone using actual data and examples and they simply reply with "lololol" just move on. They're clearly not interested in a good faith debate. This is unfortunately all too common these days. What happened to real debates? Is debate club still a thing in school?

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