might i add youre looking like shit dear ❤️

jumpscare in the NYT today the online famous leftist guy who starved and beat me as a teenager being inanely quoted about his ozempic use LMFAO

The pedophile king of the United States staring glumly at The Button.

and also the only transfer station is still in shambles (it’s been under construction since before i moved back 2 years ago)

also they definitely aren’t going to have the new faregates installed before the world cup

i lost my breeze card right before this happened so it has been amazing for me personally

They just fucking found bugs Bunny dead in Miami. Foul play at the bath house ... #RIPBugs

why is quitting smoking soo hard

marriage of figaro 🤩

theyre saying my energy conference was the best one yet

OMG i just remembered i have my front & center ticket to see marriage of figaro at the opera tomorrow

the thing about trying to quit smoking is like. im actually not sure if there’s any feeling better than. getting home after an almost 13 hr workday and having your first cigarette

i ❤️ my boss

i also read moby dick this time last year and i want to read again this summer… indelible stamp on my brain

last year i read neuromancer and LOVED it

what else is new. i read edith wharton’s age of innocence bc it was recommended to me by my favorite karaoke DJ. now im reading harry stephen keeler riddle of the traveling skull

here’s my new tshirt idea: I ❤️ SHARING RESOURCES

the way so many things went wrong

i should learn lil wayne wowzers for karaoke

dom hofman restore my microblogging platform #peachdown

look how nice the guy from the studio was about my ceramic talk

peach still down…. peach will NOT survive a recession

anyway my big conference is on thursday so my life is terrible right now. but friday it’s all going to improve immeasurably

i have the hiccups #microblogging

texting your friends is so like

ummm what else do i have to say while peach is ⤵️

i hate when the grad students at work are acting weird like be normal

basically thats jicky’s cat #allballstyle

omg i never even posted my new cat on here and he’s already almost 1 year old

wood? as in like...😳 very clever ms swift. you've done it again.

the alphabet: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

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im like if a girl had a sloping forehead and a below average size brain case

theyre making the same face

computer... spottieottie. and make it dopaliscious

somehow… heartbreak feels good in a place like this…

7 day exposure, accelerated solargraph in seltzer can pinhole. I rested the can on a window sill, the cats would knock it down, I'd put it back up.

have any of you guys had malaria? i want to do a clinical study where they infect you with malaria so bad

u/pastafarianhotwifeNhubster83 have a lot of interesting things to say about the RNA vaccine debate if you would only take the time to listen… as well as a ton of frankly frakking SUPER smexy pics on r/showerbeer (and r/showerbeergonewild, if the missus and mister are in the right mood 🤫😳😉)!!!!

the problem with selvedge denim is it’s all turbo ugly

estate sale haul

You’re worried about tomato prices. Wait till Trump’s Mexico tariffs raise your tomato prices.

wish I could like this a thousand times to train the algorithm

i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!