Ducks goal hit USGS

We know Jo

I'm watching a very quirky show from 2008 called the Middleman, and of course Kevin Sorbo shows up to play a misogynist creep.

Twitter is saying the shooter is @coldforce.bsky.social Not sure I believe it.

staged assassination attempts and all other forms of distraction from the Epstein files will continue until morale improves

If I had a nickel every time I was at a weekend pokemon go event and this same shit happened, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't really that surprising since we have a deranged psycho as a president.

My favorite player of all time. RIP GA.

My elementary school bully is MAGA, why am I not surprised

Just finished my Stargate re-watch. All of it.

JORGE SOLER GRAND SLAM

Soler seeing that 3-1 pitch

My Statement Calling for Trump Removal Over Threat to Eradicate "Civilization" in Iran.

At this point Hugo is just trolling with the invalid handle 😭

Apparently it was a SpaceX Rocket with 25 Starlink satellites

Which sperm am I looking at

BONUS BASEBALL BONUS BASEBALL BONUS BASEBALL BONUS BASEBALL BONUS BASEBALL BONUS BASEBALL BONUS BASEBALL

Level up 💪

BONUS BASEBALL BONUS BASEBALL BONUS BASEBALL BONUS BASEBALL BONUS BASEBALL BONUS BASEBALL BONUS BASEBALL BONUS BASEBALL

Finally got it at Angel Stadium 😭 #PokemonGO

Going to the home opener

When Outlook is so confusing even NASA can't figure out the difference between New Outlook, Outlook Classic, and New New Outlook

Right before I fall asleep #PokemonGO

UPDATED #SRIRACHA TIER LIST Elite: 1. Huy Fong 2. Sprouts Organic (Red) 3. Kroger 4. Crying Thaiger 5. Flying Goose Brand 6. Ox Brand 7. Sky Valley Meh: 1. Sriaja Panich 2. Dynasty 3. Trader Joe's 4. Chabe Sambal 5. Roland 6. Sprouts Organic (Green) Bottom Tier: 1. Tabasco 2. Lee Kum Kee

This is so fucking funny

Please please please let AI be dead

The Android weather app replacement that just does a Google search is fucking trash. Fuck you Google.

Level up 💪 #PokemonGO

The new #Stargate series has Nathan Crowley - production designer for Dark Night, Interstellar, Wicked Mohen Leo - visual effects for Rogue One, Andor 👀👀👀👀

One company, Nextstar, will broadcast 60% of local news www.nbcnews.com/business/med...

Clever. These are popping up all across the USA.

. @theguardian.com posted about this www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Shiny huevos #PokemonGO

Some personal news: I’m transitioning from CEO to a new role as Bluesky’s Chief Innovation Officer! I’m excited to welcome @toni.bsky.team as our interim CEO. More here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...

that the Trump administration is trying to shut down a leading AI company because it’s unwilling to develop autonomous murder systems is terrifying, and should be of grave concern to everyone in the world

This bullshit text spam I got is funded by billionaires www.influencewatch.org/organization...

The fuck kind of answer is this

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

This ICE detention center is the largest in the country and has become notorious for rampant physical abuse, medical neglect, and death. We won't let up the pressure until it's shut down for good.

They could have used this for housing

So far the war in Iran has cost an estimated $5.5 billion. That's roughly $1 billion per day. $41,666,667 per hour. $11,574 per second. People do not want this. They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.

The President has launched our nation and our great military into a war of choice, risking American lives and resources, ignoring American law, and endangering our allies and partners. It does nothing to help with the urgent problems here at home that Americans face every day.

The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians. We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

what a crazy night for sam altman to be like "yeah we got that dept of war deal, and there's no moral concerns here"

The US and Israel have, in fact, begun an illegal war with Iran. The US lured Iran into talks and seemingly reached an agreement that Iran would end its uranium enrichment. As of 8:00 AM, Israel and the US launched a surprise attack on Iran with the intent of assassinating its leadership

CNN reporting that the strikes on Iran tonight are joint US and Israeli strikes. Which means Donald Trump should be impeached for a third time. What he has done tonight is illegal under the US constitution and the UN charter.

The U.S. women's hockey gold medal-winning team has politely declined an invitation from President Donald Trump to attend his State of the Union address on Tuesday.

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾