I forget about Woody Allen, all the time. And then something reminds of Woody Allen and it never doesn't remind me what Woody Allen is like.

Horrifying if literal: Stone Temple Pilots.

AI Slop...but branded.

Burger King Crimson

Beck is a Jeff Buckley for white guys who like DJ Shadow.

Thankful that I woke up again and realized I'm not Bill Maher. Imaging having that face and intellect.

Horrifying if literal: circle back.

A new album from JMSN and another from Tame Impala on the same day is just criminal behavior.

I suppose we're implicated in the belief that in Dubai, it's just called "chocolate."

Me timbers? Shiver them.

Do I tell the groom it's obvious that ChatGPT wrote that poem in his wedding vows, my god it's AI slop everywhere I go.

Is it OK if I just quote the raven sparingly?

Happy Demi Adejuyigbe Day.

age verification? I used to rewind my cassette tapes using bic pens to save batteries on my yellow walkman.

I have two wolves inside of me and both are named Duran. And man, am I hungry.

Coldplay is just Boneless U2

"Kim, there are people dying"

me: "I don't think I'm chronically online" also me (starts a family conversation by addressing the room as "Chat...")

Remember when Amy's Baking Company was the wildest thing the internet had to offer? Good times.

Who gets custody of Joe Rogan?

Tweet like it's 2011 I suppose.

Lord grant me the patience of having to accept how backwards MS Outlook & its apps are after having used Google suite at work for over a decade now. (looking at other users) "you live like this???"

tech guy 1: how could we make the hiring process more dehumanizing tech guy 2: what if you could be ghosted by a chatbot tech guy 1: holy shit

Went to service tonight 🔥

I think a lot of the world's problems come from men who are sensitive trying to deny that they are sensitive.

It's Friday. There's a Cure song for this situation.

literal dissonance: every time I see a Tron:Ares trailer I get as psyched for new NIN music as a I get disappointed by the rapey face of Method Actor Jared Leto.

I very much subscribe to @karaswisher.bsky.social's theory: tech bros created AI out of child birthing envy (being that men can not conceive or birth a child).

@joliepagaille.bsky.social your newest episode on Toxic Masculinity (in Arabic) is straight 🔥. May I offer production feedback (small but impactful)?

The one day I choose not to use a CD and SiriusXM Lithium drops this @eve6.bsky.social gem. Now my heart is in a blender.

new marie antoinette just dropped

I interrupt your daily firehouse of trash news to bring you this timeless music video of Justice (guest appearance by Susan Sarandon). Song is called Fire. youtube.com/watch?v=tkaE...

Fawaffle. A falafel sandwich but with a waffle wrap. You're welcome

XKCD consistently delivers.

Update: I'm in the dad phase where my sons are informing me of new album drops before the internet does and I love every bit of it.

Me: *shuts off car* Me: *gets out of car* Me: *hits the alarm button* Me: *gets inside the house* [30 entire seconds pass] My Phone: HEY MAN I AM LOVING THIS BLUETOOTH CONNECTION TO YOUR CAR

I remember Le Pen visiting Lebanon and making it a point to meet clergy without a headscarf. What an absolute turd of a human.

Yes, I still miss Daft Punk regularly

March 12th, 2020 My oldest son was excited to go see Tame Impala in concert with me until we received this email. The tour promoted an album titled "The Slow Rush" which thematically centers around the passage of time. The world shut its doors down and we got to see the concert 2 years later.

March 13, 2020 I had plans to go to Nachbar with @rycrist.bsky.social and if I’d known it would be an entire year before I would go to a bar again I would not have canceled this

…🤔 Firefly is the opposite of waterfall.

Looks like I’ve been banned from yet another farmer’s market for asking the fruit vendors if it’s a cantaloupe or a wontelope.

🎶I'm a Barbie girl... [uh-oh, that could be problematic if you are in the wrong environment] 🎶In the Barbie wo-orld... [oh, thank goodness]

My Kombat? Mortal.

We live in a South Park episode.