So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

It’s really frightening.

For anyone who is still unaware www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxiY...

Galveston, but by car

Cavs but if they don’t want to wait for a flight:

cavs

As if things weren't bad enough for the Cavs, the only direct flight Monday is at 620 AM on Frontier

Bro fell down and broke his crown and you came tumbling after? Jill issue.

Cannot get swept with Delly in the house #LetEmKnow

What depths of the Internet had brush strokes in every graphic design that led to that aesthetic becoming the consensus for AI-generated logos and infographics

why do we have to do this every three days

societally we should’ve been meaner up front to Nike’s basketball and football-wide pivot to solid color uniforms being called “CLEAN 🥶🥵” And yes the emojis are part of the quote

AH

Means it’s highly likely he hits the big milestones too

How can you possibly give this backcourt a multi-year extension knowing their defense will only get worse and more easy to expose in isolation

Almost as funny as Cleveland barely trying to make Brunson play defense with five fouls

They gave them their dream situation... Just... Of course that's what happened when you played off of them for half a quarter

24ish hour later Sabres thought: wow it really does end like this for all but one team, huh

This is why we stuck around

Mattias Samuelsson really looks like he’s got that dog in him.

26 and 25 are STUDS

WHO ELSE BUT SHOOTER

Game's on and no juice. S A D !

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LET EM KNOW FROHIO

The Great Lakes have won another NLL title. The Toronto Rock sweep the Halifax Thunderbirds for their first championship since 2011. Their 7th all time ties them once again with the Bandits. I bet they’re chanting “Up The Lakes” in Hamilton right now.

Sorry, I didn't take the empty net goal into consideration #SabsIn7

This is the most 2 vs 3 matchup in NHL history. And the Sabres STILL got a division banner out of it!

Not to mention they’re saying Helenius correctly, which is NOT phonetic

This all has me thinking about the clip of Kyle Brandt supporting Travis Etienne for explaining the real pronunciation of his name this offseason. It's the guy's name. It's so disrespectful.

and it’s PHONETIC!!!!

It's so embarrassing to hear the glee in the ESPN Panel's voices talking about how they refuse to learn how to say Luukkonen. For the number of three syllable last names, Finnish or non, in the league, grow up

The most frustrating part of these games is that the limitations are the ceiling that was set by the guy who got fired in December, like... Lyon isn't even supposed to be your starter. The other guy got a 5 year deal and his "goalie of the future" from 2023 hasn't played an NHL game since 2024

Lindy saying "you have to believe in your best guys and they have to get it done for you" is a very correct assessment of this series. Let's see what the fellas have tonight

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I’M SORRY WAS THAT JUST OUR SHOT CHART ON THE BROADCAST OF THE NLL FINALS?!?!

Not going to act like I understand anything about music and its interactions with social media but it’s wild that after 2 near full calendar years and Drake being bodied, the minute he drops a new album, every single brand is going full “PLEASE LOVE ME, OVO OWL”

The Tkachuk brothers set this sport back 20 years

New summer theme

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On one hand, drats On the other hand, I’ve become accustomed to sweatpants on thanskgiving at this point and welcome it

WHY ARE YOU NOT CALLING TIMEOUT THE SECOND HE'S DOUBLED BY THE HALFCOURT LINE, KENNY

It's genuinely exciting that the NLL Media Person of The Year is a Bluesky user

going from the absolute aesthetic perfection that is buffalo at montreal to anaheim at las vegas made ron and i physically recoil in unison

Please don't waste this picture Also, Sabres

This series is annoying on its own but then BAM everything "Hey you can watch Jack Eichel after this" No thanks <3

That should've been 15 yards and an automatic first down