I’m not saying it’s Chad Kelly. I’m just saying that Wild Bill Donovan and MLB Hall of Famer Jimmy Collins didn’t write rap songs about themselves during their senior years.

Splurging on rotisserie chicken. Tell me you have shopped for yourself or prepared your own meals in decades without telling me…

Good job, Liz Lemley

This is the new standard for #SnappingTheBallAround on the powerplay

He wouldve won gold if he wasn’t so occupied to medal-ing with his relationship

Over the foreseeable future, if it’s not zero, it’s darn close. The conversation is typically “hey player X, would you like the schedule to be 16 games lighter?” “That would be awesome!” “What about if it meant YY% less money?” “82 games is sacrosanct!”

Iconic moment as he says "God Bless América" and then names every country in South, Central, and North america in order For the rest of the hemisphere, América doesn't mean the U.S. It means evveeerrybody

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

There are a lot of people who are going to complain about being unfairly vilified by that halftime show and it's because they know in their hearts they're on Team Hate.

Robbed of LeBron saying his favorite was Lechonk but it’s okay we have all year

This is for Stephen Hauschka, for Blair Walsh, for Josh Brown, for *googles to confirm* Sebastian Janikowski, for *goes to pro football reference* oh yeah Olindo Mare, for wait, Rian Lindell?!

That concept has Sabrina Carpenter with a football the size of a beach ball written all over it

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

There are people out there with mouths full of the most mid pizza imaginable fighting for their lives trying not to, at bare minimum, bop their heads to the music

on YouTube I’ve been getting these testimonial type ads talking about its sustainability and inclusivity and that’s the most It’s Over Except for Money Laundering energy its felt

When do the pop tarts come out?

The reprieve From the Chiefs with their understudy being the Patriots is such a good prank. Punk’d, you are definitely getting better with age

Shield bested spear Saturday night, as the Swarm blitzed the Desert Dogs and stifled their lefties on the way to a 12-9 win. Recap and interviews with Williams and Comeau.

Ok let's try this work around: Korey Dropkin with one of the coolest looking throws I've ever seen watching curling

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

Hint hint

4 losses in a row to the Buffalo Bandits, all from friends of First Line Sports Analytics, btw #homework

Brennan.

Talking about arm circles like it's Naming Dudes Yes I'm watching Bandits stretching warmups why do you ask

The goals flew in bunches into the wrong net in both Buffalo and Rochester's losses in Week 10. Can both teams rebound tonight in their Week 11 matchups?

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

The Ramsey conversation is always interesting to me because Craig Muni took #5 right away

AI slop in schedule announcements makes me sad.

People do the “I wish the nhl made trades like this” thing but would people really get that excited if like Steven Stamkos and Ryan O’Reilly were traded for Mats Zuccarello and Zach Bogosian and swapped 5th round picks just because?

WaPo specifically making cuts to its most subscriber load-bearing sections like Sports and Metro while doubling down on commentary, which frequently does little for your bottom line, really underlines how much this is about what they want the Post to be, rather than what a good newspaper actually is

Trying a mouthpiece for sleeping for the first time and so far tonight trying to break it in, all it has done is become a fidget toy for my jaw

Mattias Samuelsson has 10 goals, the James Harden trade can’t hurt me if I’m in the Sabrehood

joe heard the bandits are on WNLO

shoot where's that delete button

First time we've had a goalie fight outdoors!

Happy my buddy got the call up

Rule 67.LostThePlot

The daycare my parents dogs go to posted pictures with a Sabres border this morning. We’re back Yes it was with the navy logo but that doesn’t mean we’re not back

Sitting at .500 after a 1-3 start, the San Diego Seals clearly have issues. But are those plights novel to the 2025-26 season, or do these problems date back a few seasons? They date back a few seasons. Here are the numbers backing that up ⬇️

Me and the Buffalo Sabres yeah yeah yeah

Jarvis Johnson if you’re reading this I think bingo has to come back

There will be multiple members of the Buffalo bills packing the plaza with brews and shorts of their ow

What’s the biggest local convenience store these days? Is crosby’s local? Asking for medallion purposes

I am gonna be such an old man at the hardware store telling the youths they’re not ready for playoff hockey

Former future LA King, Alex Tuch

still can't believe taylor's big hit off the new album is based off a fucking misreading of hamlet. every time i hear it i get mad all over again. SHE CALLED HERSELF "YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER"

The irony of how the Sabres have not had it easy with injuries and yet have been super prepared and had tremendous good fortune to have call-ups and reserves play well is something else.

Smile if the Buffalo Sabres are on the warpath

Sabres scoring 10 for Stittler

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