Maybe baseball was really the friends we made along the way

Is there gonna be a 16th inning stretch?

Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!" The ever so useful wall chicken:

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

Went out for groceries, came home to this

We desperately need someone with your very specific set of skills, like, RIGHT NOW! OMG! But ooooooooonly if you're willing to relocate so you can sit in an office and desperately try ignore other people so you can get half as much work done in twice the time 😎

Untitled Witch Game Pico8, 4 colors [ #pixelart #art ]

Californians, let’s call (916) 445-2841 to tell Newsom’s office to sign the following pro LGBTQ+ rights bills before the deadline: AB 82/SB 497 AB 1084/SB 59 SB 418 AB 554 AB 728 AB 678 SB 590 SB 450

I find it darkly funny that people made a bunch of wildly complicated maths that can then be used as a wrong calculator

the best answer i got for this:

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Currently at: — only buy tech too old to have AI built in — painstakingly disable AI every time they add it to something that used to work perfectly well — if it can't be switched off, abandon the platform or tool — if there are no good alternatives, avoid the AI parts — patiently wait for the crash

Last night my expert typing skills led me to implement two new SIMD wrapper functions: SubAdd and AssDub

just a reminder that bandcamp friday is tomorrow & streaming services are interrupting music streams with ai generated shit, flooding the database with artists that don't exist in any way other than profiting the platform owners so instead of paying a monthly fee, buy an album or two each month ok

Last night my expert typing skills led me to implement two new SIMD wrapper functions: SubAdd and AssDub

Bluesky feed is like ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ cute kitty! ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ [adult content] ------------------ we're doomed ------------------

Legitimate game idea that someone has probably already made but if not, please someone make a cool version of it so I don't have to: Rhythm Game Punch Out Title: Beat Boxing

Legitimate game idea that someone has probably already made but if not, please someone make a cool version of it so I don't have to: Rhythm Game Punch Out Title: Beat Boxing

oh it's time to post the Tetris story again. (short version: reporter goes to cover early e-sports, discovers that his wife is, unknowingly, the greatest Tetris player in the world) archive.boston.com/news/globe/m...

From bravewave.net/interviews/t...

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

Achievement unlocked: hit an internal compiler error in MSVC *and* Clang with the same block of code!

Well don't I feel stupid

back in the day if you tried to use a telescope to study the planet Saturn they'd taze you right there

#screenshotsaturday #pixelart #pico8 Bubble Symphony is the 1994 sequel to Bubble Bobble. I went from 320x224px and 256 colors to 128x128px and 15 colors. Only achievable by very tight pixel art technique

🎵 Whoop whoop Dat's da sound of honey bees Whoop whoop Bumping into other bees 🎶

If I was rich enough to live in a moldy castle I would simply get it fixed and also understand that trans rights are human rights

this is what the internet was invented for

I think about this line from Glass Onion basically every day now

Panic! At Nabisco

This made me laugh extra hard today

In your 20s: Netflix and chill In your 40s: Advil and chill

Please don't call it that

i challenge you to find cooler news today than “despite all odds against American scientific research rn, a CO researcher developed a temperature-stable, single dose rabies vaccine that works bc of particles coated in CANDY & SAPPHIRE, & it could help reduce rabies deaths in places w/o electricity”

Finished Silksong, mostly I really enjoyed it! The presentation quality was top notch - somehow staying very true to Hollow Knight but also truly being a step up There were some great characters and zones, some neat abilities Also: awooo

When I was 16 my mom picked me up from school and I was so so excited to show her my ACT score. She blurted out “then why aren’t you doing better in school??” This happened in the previous century but I’ve never forgotten how I felt in that moment

What I love about "serverless computing" is that it actually has more servers involved than regular ol' server computing

Apparently this is false, the article that cites this information was translated from a Korean article that doesn’t mention ChatGPT at all. The song was also written 8 years ago. I think Sherwin Wu just lied to try and drum up excitement using a popular thing

Bumping again. Got some much-needed support, but I think we're still a bit short. I think like 3 or 4 fullbody comms would push us *just* into being able to make rent! (not counting groceries or bills) If you can't afford a comm, a few bucks & reposting still help! 🙏 #art #commissions #mutualaid

My Silksong review thus far: awoo

DO NOT GIVE PLANTS WEAPONS

Given semi-recent linguistic changes, "GoDaddy" is an even more awkward brand name than it used to be

my fav metroidvania gals #metroid #silksong

Any time it gets to be too much I just yell out "THIS...CAN'T...BE...HAPPENING" like in Eternal Darkness and then my computer madness level resets

Unrelated to anything: is it possible to put a flag at double mast

"By one estimate, Meta, Amazon, Microsoft, Google, and Tesla will by the end of this year have collectively spent $560 billion on AI-related capital expenditures since the beginning of 2024 and have brought in just $35 billion in AI-related revenue."

Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹

devblogs.microsoft.com/visualstudio... For FUCKS SAKE