In the TV Game of Thrones universe we really never see the worst of winter. Is that ever going to change? Do the books do this too?

Is it just me or was Canada the big line, the Bennett line and a bunch of guys wearing the Harry Potter invisibility cloak?

Canada going with an all asshole line: Wilson / Bennett / Marchand

White Shoe law firms go brrrrr!

Roberts to Johnson…

Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein: "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."

Please for the love of god stop posting RFK JR / Kid Rock clips. My timeline looks like the search results for “gay meth house” on PornHub. It’s images so there isn’t a good way to mute it.

Tom Wilson getting ragdolled by a Frenchman is such a joy to watch.

Whether it’s Barack Obama, putting Dijon mustard on a hotdog or Vladimir Putin poisoning a political rival with frog toxins, both leaders have a colorful history of using strange substances.

Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

Gwen Beck

Howard Dean’s career in electoral politics was ended over the course of a single 24 hour news cycle because he made a funny noise in a speech.

While it is sad that no successful adult males appear to have any friends in the 2020s, it is superior to the 2010s where it seems the majority of them all had the same friend.

Troublemaker is my middle name.

Did any of the new drops help explain how Epstein got infinite money? Still the biggest mystery in this disgusting saga!

Given what we’ve learned, there’s likely a couple more creeps out there running the Epstein game.

Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial: ▪️cottagecore ▪️extremely toxic fandom ▪️aggressive side part ▪️weird childish curses ▪️puritanical, but also ▪️horrifyingly perverted RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok

After years of the cover jinx, MLBPA to anoint a non-baseball player to appear on the box art as a sin-eater. Early candidates are Aaron Rodgers and Jimmy Fallon.

I’m know I’m just pissing out into the wind but maybe 1 relevant person might see this somehow… If you work for ICE or CBP, just quit. Walk away. Your friends and family will take care of you until you get a new job. People are more generous than you think. You don’t need to be part of this.

New Lawsuit: New York doctor accuses Guy Fieri of manipulating him into a rural practice in remote small town.

How dare you doubt George Conway is a real Democrat? He just texted asking for money

Our children live on this planet you know.

Well yesterday was another great Christmas Day for my PE firm. Working holidays hardcore is our “secret sauce”. Had a little trouble sleeping the night before (weird dreams about an old buddy and then my ex) but a couple Ambien crushed that noise hard!

So I hate to be That Guy, but we're entering into uncertain territory here with the Epstein Files, and it's more important than ever that we make sure we know all the facts before we blow things up. I'm talking now about the "tips" that DOJ is now releasing. They sound super salacious and evil.

this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member

I'm predicting what's next

Riffing on Animal Farm to tell a story about authoritarianism rising from techno feudalists exploiting populism is not a terrible idea.

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

"there's a new serif in town"

Live your life so you are never “strongly condemned” by the creators of a kindness themed property targeted at preschoolers.

Please please just don’t with all the stupid “false flag” bullshit.

Rightwing MAGA Christianity has about as much relation to the gospels as MAGA politics does to the Constitution. www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

A day where the phrase “gift link” is ominous and foreboding.

Comment from Larry Summers on MTG resignation: “Fidelio”

“How can I recline when I never clined in the 1st place?” Chair salesman cocks gun, “Get the fuck out of my store. Now!”

Hitler’s Junk Discourse? I’m not even mad at you all, just very disappointed.

2/3 I have made three of my cartoons into new, limited edition prints. You can get them now at www.tomgauld.com/shop

A decrepit old former cabinet member getting Jeffrey Epstein to Cyrano for him while he hits on a grad student is such a 30 Rock ass scandal.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Pro-tip: This time of year, LEAVE the seasonal duties to the real men. @theonion.com

Author of viral shout into the void tweet: I used the void as a cautionary tale. WaPost: www.washingtonpost.com/style/trends...

I’m sure I speak for NFL fans everywhere when I say a resurgence by the Patriots is just what they want and need in these troubled times.

Child Monarch of Naboo is an elected and term-limited office.

Poster: This is propaganda. The public transportation in my city is safe and crime is dropping on it. Me: Hell yeah! P: There is nothing in need of improvement here. M: Well, maybe we could try… P: I would be honored, HONORED, to be murdered on the Purple Seventeen Train! M: Now wait -

What will poor Eric Adams do for work? That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!

ICYMI: Part One of my thoughts on how the “free speech culture” movement contributed to the moment of historical censorship www.popehat.com/p/how-free-s...

Last 2 minutes of the 1st half of this NYG v KC game has been absolutely cursed football.

I don’t get it. Aren’t hamburgers and steak a subset of BBQ?

I’m seeing warnings about accounts floating around with pretty much no followers or likes. Remember, it isn’t all bots. Some of us just suck.