You REPRIMAND Tomatillo? You place him on the PERFORMANCE PLAN?

Brilliant satire.

8 if … - liver is in a pate - mushrooms are minced up (I hate their bouncy texture not the taste) - spinach is raw I could never eat seafood, shellfish or cooked cabbage ugh

#caturday Fezzy vaping his silver vine chewy stick.

Yellow wind.

Having spent 6 weeks virtually housebound after getting out of bed too fast to see to my cat, I can attest the truth in this. 👵🏻 www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you...

Bloody hell. I saw Anthony Head doing Frank N Furter in Rocky Horror in the West End in 1990, when he was still (to me) just that guy from the coffee advert, and he was wonderful. Fuck’s sake, Death. Look at the list we sent

Back from uncle’s funeral. The bagpipes played Flower of Scotland, my poor widowed aunty wept inconsolably and I cried for her loss and her grief. Saying goodbye after 62 years together. So hard.

IT’S A STONE COLD MIRACLE

Farage is the epitome of nominative determinism, seeding ‘far rage’ and violent disorder from a smug self serving place of safety.

Went to visit my mum and sister and had a shared moan about the cost of weekly food shop. Tin of Baked beans - £1.40!! Pack of mince £5.19!!! And it’s predicted to rise another 50% … www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Top 10 cheering up things? 1. Hazelnut and choc chip cookie 2. Frazzles 3. Tea with oat milk 4. / 5. / 6. Homemade macaroni cheese with fishfingers 7. Fruit n nuts 8. Bordeaux Rose or Gavi di Gavi 9. Cantonese 10. Online games 11. Winning £150,000 on a scratch card

Not now super-El Nino event.

This old church was sadly ‘improved’ by the bloomin Victorians. I do like the red one-handed clock though.

Morning Bluesky.

This is rather good www.theringer.com/2026/05/28/t...

BREAKING NEWS UK FANS: Even Les McQueen is out.

And so it begins. I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

‘He’s chimneyed it!’

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

As it’s #caturday I offer up Fez. 11 years old. Third hand. Heavy mileage. Some damage to bodywork. Economical. Easy to park. A good runner.

I’ve done it. I’ve deleted the Google app from my phone. I feel empowered. 🦆 🦆

Is this the world we want???

scam likely

The other party claims it is now in control of me No idea wtf is going on tbh

I have touched Gary Numan’s shoe. (He was wearing the shoe at the time.)

Are you awake?

This is rather fabulous. For all the fellow tree lovers out there 🌳 open.substack.com/pub/medieval...

The question raised for me is how can he be 61??? (I am 60 - no make up here)

I need you to be cool. Are you cool?

If it’s 25 May, it must be the 167th anniversary of Francis Leopold McClintock finding a skeleton in the Arctic. He was looking for an earlier explorer, Sir John Franklin, who was, by this stage, unlikely to be alive, given that he’d been missing for 14 years 🧵

Hello darkness my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again.

Happy daze x

Hello. 🙋🏻‍♂️

@usrbinprl.bsky.social had a goth wedding too dressed in black #worldgothday

Ere ya go @usrbinprl.bsky.social #worldgothday

Hands up if when your boyfriend stayed the night he was given a sleeping bag and the sofa.

Behold my beautiful pineapple tree! ❤️

Whistling potato is the new ‘This is fine’ dog.

Can you spot my cat?

I would recommend this series whole-heartedly, especially if you grew up in Thatcher's Britain during the 80s. Exposes the unsung heroes of Custom & Excise in the war on heroin. Music is good too. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Just read a delightful article in @forteantimes.bsky.social about the revival (and invention) of local folk festivals. A new event was created last year from an old legend of a wyrm (serpent) in Wycombe. wyrdwycombe.co.uk

Times are difficult but I feel we should take inspiration from this plucky spud

Haven’t posted anything in a while. Here’s my cat surveying his domain.

Hello! Calling all Americans/Canadians/Australians/everyone else who are not in my timezone who likes puzzly word games like Wordle and Connections. I made a game called Keywords and it is quite good fun. Give it a try - or please share it with someone who might like it!

this is a masterpiece

I'll take any excuse to post this again...

And while I'm bringing old Donald Glover content back to the timeline...