Perspective: The Earth from Artemis II via NASA.

Hot cross bun and a Jesus film. This is Good Friday.

He was a veteran of Easter. Honour him.

I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines. Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."

Something random. Happy April.

Space travel makes me cry. The human endeavour I think. ‘For all mankind’

How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.

Thick twat has used the keyring end to open his Newcastle United.

Today’s poem is about trying to get around the UK by train. It’s called ‘The Poet Now Standing at Platform 3A’. brianbilston.com/2026/03/31/a...

Ach Glen Baxter has gone to the great Quantocks in the sky. Loved his surreal takes. Made me cry with laughter.

Morning Bluesky.

Roasted a hog lump. Crackling.

KitKat kidnap in Easter choc flap.

Here comes the rain again. Falling on my head like a memory.

see you there

Philly.

Watched SEND HELP. Very enjoyable.

Ed Gein’s Etsy

Blue moon. Saw me standing alone. Without a dream in my heart.

Well done Gareth. I thought Luke put up the more creative dishes but ‘cooking from the heart’ obviously won over the judges. #mastercheftheprofessionals #masterchef Stay Free Luke!

I developed a huge set of #Photoshop #illustration #brushes a couple of years ago but with the vast market for such things being what it is, it's really easy for them to get totally overlooked. So I've decided to give them away completely FREE. jasonsbrushes.gumroad.com/l/sfcku

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

Giant Churros Ahead.

Bridgerton Reserve.

from 2019

Big frock compulsory beyond this point.

8 am update for you. The UK grid is currently close to fossil fuel free. Wind and solar 70%, nuclear 13%, gas… 4%. grid.iamkate.com

Morning Bluesky.

Town cryers should be reintroduced, but for telling everyone what bin night it is.

It’s Akira Kurosawa’s birthday. This is what it’s all about.

These dates seem to come round quicker every year. Or thicker every year.

Know your Frites

Ah sorry to see Caroline go out but that wasn’t her best. We’re rooting for Luke (or Joe Strummer as we call him in this house) #mastercheftheprofessionals #masterchef

US and Israeli officials now see securing the Strait of Hormuz as the most realistic endgame of the war, WaPo reports. So no regime change, no stopping Iran’s nuclear program, which they now consider unlikely to succeed. Basically fixing a tiny bit of what they broke. For no gain.

It’s BIN DAY For all who celebrate.

Costs £1.50 to click & collect at Boots? Let’s break this down. Customer pays online, then has to walk in to town, go into the shop, and queue to pick up the item, then walk home. And this privilege costs them £1.50 on top of the item price. Customer service is broken.

I hear ya Biffo. I hear ya.

My photograph of the ISS tonight looks like Paddington coming for me after I flatline on the operating table

Morning Bluesky.

What a race. Including some very unsportsmanlike behaviour at one point.

Seaside trip with my Aunt lunch was a bloater paste (potted fish paste) sandwich. So disgusting it swam back up my throat. I buried it in the sand and went hungry.

Paws Out Starboard Home #caturday #posh

I like this idea.

Slept through til 6:30am! Thank you EMDR Bilateral Stimulation playlist.

Drifting drifting

So insomnia. We meet again.