Happy 45th birthday to Do Nothing by The Specials as well - like The Beat's Too Nice to Talk To, it was released on this day in 1980. Both bands appeared on the same edition of #TOTP and swapped bassists for a laugh. Top knitwear choices youtu.be/0S1BC0XVB6s

*sighhhhhh* #TOTP

Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw

What a big kid!

The World Cup draw is the biggest "could have been an email" event in the world.

It’s either too much of the 1920s crooners and jazz or I’m a vampire queen. Take your pick.

My most used words. 'Remember poor cats'

Name a film with snow?

COMING SOON: AI + Guy™

They should bring back those oversized TV remotes that get struck by lightning and send you into the TV where you learn important lessons about life.

Cos he’s a crepe.

You’re not kidding. The It’s My Party and I’ll Screw it Up if I Want To Party?

Left Behind? Faction over Function? Omnishamble?

!!!! Bloody hell

#totp Never knew Malcom Tucker sang with Darts.

METEORS! So good.

New Model Army Sisters of Mercy The Cure Siouxsie and The Banshees Gary Numan

‘Argh replacement bus service’

NYT Connections today, eh lads? 🦒

The local Chippy, re-wrapped in a newspaper.

'My milkshake is better than yours Better than yours But I have to charge ...' STOP WASTING YOUR TIME JACQUELINE. >Send

Who remembers that Brexit campaign slogan from 2016? 🤔

I LOL'ed.

The fossil fuel lobbyists are sitting around saying “this is fine”

they had goth baddies in the 17th century as evidenced by the fact that a woman named Caterine Morte had a skull coat of arms

this is mesmerizing

Lolz. Them super brainy tech boys eh. What a laugh.

30,000 goths storming the Roman Empire. Now there’s a Vision Thing. (Watching BBC - Civilisations Rise and Fall)

Some iPhone pics from Gary Numan in Brighton last night. 45th Anniversary of Telekon, although he played three original Tubeway Army tracks as encores. Poignant moment following the sad loss of his brother last week.

Driving rain and wind. This is no country for old goths.

If you'll allow me a Friday Shop Plug, I've got a new lino print in my Summerisle Procession series, and copies of my spooky book defaced with Krampus heads and the like. Reposts extremely welcome (Christmas is coming, lads)... 👁️ slipperyjack.bigcartel.com

Some lovely oddments in here. Hippos have wandering testicles for a start. 🦛 🎱

Someone build a Christmas Time Machine -- stat!

I believe anyone could have done better than Johnson. Here's a quiz I made to prove it.

Oh no :(

🆒 NEW GAME! 🆒 Only the coolest people can draw a Cool S really fast vole.wtf/cool-s/

The real BBC bias story, narrated by Anna Ford

Brrr. It’s cold for cats 🥶

Just got back from the doctor's. The bad news is that tests have revealed I have Onomatopoeia. Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?' 'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'

Reminder: If it's snowing where you are, post with the hashtag #uksnow, the first-half of your postcode and a snow-rating out of 10 (x/10) and help draw a real-time map of where it's snowing right now on uksnowmap.com ❄️

#uksnow in West Sussex!

Just read the word ‘bookazine’ in an email and I have hate.

This is true. The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio. He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself. Have a look at my website and please repost. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk Thank you.

All it takes is one good thing to happen.

'The hottest spot north of The Asda...' 🎶

Happy Thursday Miaow Mates. 🐈‍⬛

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Been watching Dark Matter on Apple TV. It’s boxy but good.

That time I was featured on an album sleeve 😸 hilarious