if you look at cena’s face. he tapped out bc he WANTED TO

People should really start checking on their strong friends we are not okay

Just put a USB in correctly on the first try, reskeet this for good luck 🤙🏾

I know that's right!!!

it’ll be your last lunch, so make it count

imagine thinking i’m playing and i suck the soul out of you

i leave for fun, i will leave bc it’s tuesday

i have absolutely no problem leaving you to it, whatever “it” is”. i’m a leaver.

idk how men be cheap with women bc girl i’ll give you my college diploma 😭

why would i want people i know outside of this app to find me on here?!

who’s sending desserts out?! (this is not a euphemism)

and whole time they be huge

Jamie Foxx's Unpredictable is a master piece

nobody: me: okay, baby listen here❤️

you so fine, i had to take moment to paise and compose my before responding 🥰

i can’t even act like i’m 🅿️, bc this lady can tell me to log out rn and imma do it😂🤷🏽‍♀️

stealing from home is crazy 😂

but do y’all understand how fine y’all are?

my wife runs a very strict program and i do enjoy it 🤭

If I may expand on this, men aren't vulnerable with women because they secretly hate themselves, which causes them to hate women.

Why I be shaking my bipolar meds like dice before I take them?

i’m back, momentarily, just to talk shit 😂🤭

Become ungovernable

once you tell me something about you, it is now my priority to remember that and file it

Ya know for someone who talks about wanting to be taken care of , I sure don’t be letting the shit happen. Infuriating really. Truly.

sometimes you do have to look at yourself and remember the body IS TEA

Yall wasn’t there

seeing my goat retire from wrestling is fucking me up fr

Morning beautiful ppl. If you’re up here in the Midwest PLEASE STAY WARM. COVER YOUR FACE AND ALL EXPOSED SKIN. IT TOO DAMN COLD TO BE OUTSIDE LINGER THAN A FEW MINUTES. 🗣️ AND COVER UP THOSW FUR BABIES TOO!!

being messy is one thing, but this is too far for me

this was not on my bingo card for today

i woke up to finding out someone i follow on tiktok hung herself on live and people were encouraging her to do it….

self awareness>>>>

there’s been multiple times today where i had to cancel a post bc i know they would have put me on the jumbotron😂😭

my state beefing with trump is actually a surprise

Kim Kardashian fans and that pink lady fans are the same people. I will not be going into this further. Be blessed.

“with his chin strap beard”😂😂😂

miss thing be trying hard to be nonchalant and be the first one ready to cuddle

i don’t get to get a lot of pictures of her bc she fake tough😂

Told my (ex)husband he could give me $400 a month for kids. He refused. Took him to court. Order was $600/month. He decided to escalate to next level. Now, the Order is $907/month.

“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there

I mean this deeply... if you gay... i don't care who you go home to... you better rep the flag! I better see you down to Pride booty out with that leather hat on

You’ll be ok without them. Flourish, actually.

Yeah, Apple made the Books store then just… did almost nothing with it? You have ELEVENTY BILLION devices in people’s hands, Apple, come on, what are you doing.

@ me

If I don’t get some romance soon, I might *poof* into a pile of dust

Tyler Perry and Oprah…the same…because now you have Oprah trying to get Millennials to stop going no contact with Boomer parents…like girl didn’t you go no contact with your people…SHUT UP!!!