That Ai young man got to be a lil touched. 🤏🏾

I’m hooked on Fortnite again. Halp.

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture

God flummoxed and wondering why there’s an influx of prayers today:

You can be fine as hell, but as soon as I see a nubby, gnarled ass fingernail… all that goes out the window.

You betta say my name. Something feels strange. I’m filing a complaint. I’m just asking you to say my name.

I’ve lived through a handful of “raptures” at my big age…and it gets to a point where you’re like:

A birria quesadilla would be clutch right about now

Chiiiile…one thing about these situations, they always reveal shit about some of our faves that we wish they would’ve kept to themselves…

RIP

Lemme go ahead and order some Pie-Pies chicken

Anybody ever seen the movie “The Obituary of Tunde Johnson”?

Decided to go to Rapture TikTok just to see what was going on… 🗣️WHY YALL DIDNT TELL ME A BLACK MAN STARTED ALL THIS MESS?! 🤣🤣🤣 Here I am thinking the YT’s have lost their minds…and it’s one of us. 😂😂😂

Capital punishment but only for elected officials who violate their oaths

Just came across a video of Della Reese giving a testimony at some church. WHY DID SHE WIPE ME CLEEEEAN TF OUT?!😮‍💨

It was actually a decent ass Monday! Hallelu 🙌🏾

Tried matcha again for the second time and it didn’t taste like a freshly mowed lawn. I still don’t see myself buying it on my own, though.

Y’all think they got a buffet in heaven? The mac and cheese gotta be immaculate or o might ask for a trade.

Right because I’m gon be as comfortable as I want to be on my way to heaven 😌 according to the bible Big Sandals never intended for us to wear clothes anyway lol

Well... Yea. This meal gotta hold me for eternity!

These rapture posts are taking me oooouttt😂😂😂

I love us 😂 Turning Point USA has been a thing for over a decade and no one ever thought to have it trademarked? WELP.

Sooo while we cancelling all these subscriptions, are people still jailbreaking Firesticks or nah? Asking for…me

SOLO! That other gal sings in one key.

It being fall and 94° ain’t sitting well with my spirit

Yall really digging up old court files cuz yall that mad? That is Barb behavior…do better, yall.

Although I DID feel some type of way when Crissle went in on Cardi in this last episode, I hate to see the discourse and nasty comments about her on that other app. It helps to know she don’t give a damn lmao.

When I realized that only the white folk knew about this “rapture” and the Black folk were clueless, that’s when I knew they weren’t talmbout NATHANIEL. 😂😂

Aunjanue Ellis-Taylor should’ve got an Oscar for the way she played Mattie Moss Clark. IDC IDC IDC

Vince is gonna end up winning this whole season and IMMA BE PISSED. Cuz at this point I’d take anyone winning besides him…well and Ava #bb27

Keanu so dumb. All you had to do was STFU. #bb27

That dude who said he was “racially ambiguous” because his hair was dyed blonde is showing his face on the internet again…

Lemme go put in my Finally Karen album and play some Fortnite 😂

What is this rapture yall talking about that’s supposed to be happening on Tuesday? As a Christian, I didn’t get the email and I feel like I’m finna get left behind🥹

This new iPhone ain’t half bad. I’m saying this coming from the 14 pro max. I should’ve got the blue instead of the orange tho.

I’m getting a real strong urge to leave my house…👀

Windows down. Air blowing through my…scalp

I need to make my way back to Maryland. It felt like HOME and I’ve only ever been there twice.

Musicians are my weakness…😮‍💨

Too late…messages have already been sent and waiting for a response 🤣🤣🤣

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

I’m bored. I need a nigga to break my heart real quick…🙂

Not Cardi’s album being certified PLATINUM on the day of its release. SHE DID THAT!

“Folded” with the crossfade a 7 seconds on repeat?? LOOPTY LOOP!

I know we talking about Coke and such…but I love me a good COLD Big Red. And don’t come under my comments with the rah rah cuz I don’t mind cussing you out 😂😂😂😂

I ain’t ever voted during a midterm before but you can bet your ass I will be in line come November 2026

That man with them ｗｉｄｅ birthing hips?

Imma need Kehlani and Brandy to go ahead and make this Folded remix OFFICIAL.