Dog harmonics

This is Luna. She has a permanent grumpy face because she had distemper as a puppy. She has enormous ears because we assume one of her parents was a jackrabbit. Still 13/10 (IG: lunasmom13)

Dog’s Eye Gunk Wiped Back On Dog

Breaking: LOS ANGELES (AP) — Jury finds Instagram and YouTube liable in landmark social media addiction trial.

Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit

Pink shorts! Pink shorts! Pink shorts!

we need to have a cultural reset on what links/button actions open in new tabs and which do not

posting cringe once and a while will keep you humble

Bakery called No Loaves Refused

Chat! The great @sashyenka.com did my color analysis, and I'm honored to be the first cool winter! So neat!! Thanks Sacha!

We want our money back.

Catching up on Penelope Pendrick and caught this gem: "they got a lot of nerve calling it a divine comedy and it doesn't even have one poop joke" @halfmoonjoe.com in the year of our lady 2026.

I still can’t believe that Pam Bondi deflected from answering questions on the Epstein files by yelling about the Dow. Truly mind boggling.

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/

NEW YORK (AP) - Judge rules that Luigi Mangione should not face the death penalty if convicted on federal charges in CEO's killing.

A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56

Chat, I did it!!! I got my first tattoo!!! And I was a big boy and didn’t cry (that much)!!!

Chat! Focaccia pizza be upon ye!

Chat! I made a yule log cake, and @oracle54.bsky.social made me promise to post it 😁

Mall Santa Crying Hysterically In Photo With Toddler

Breaking: Republican Reps. Brian Fitzpatrick and Mike Lawler have just become the FIRST Republicans to join the Democratic effort to force a House vote on a straight three-year extension of the enhanced Obamacare subsidies that are set to expire Dec. 31.

Trump’s current Chief of Staff Susie Wiles on the Trump admin: —Trump “has an alcoholic’s personality.” —Vance has been “a conspiracy theorist for a decade.” —Musk is “an avowed ketamine [user].” —Vought is “a right-wing absolute zealot.” —Bondi “completely whiffed” the Epstein Files.

Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her https://theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-much-he-marries-her-1819569538/

Tinsel Draped Over Urn

Today I was verbally harassed by 3 sales reps from @cleanchoiceenergy.bsky.social going door-to-door in Chicago, trying to con me into switching electricity supply. Lied about being "a subsidiary of ComEd" & my "bill was flagged by ComEd with an overcharge". Couldn't/wouldn't explain any details...

JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance

I got a new haircut yesterday and I felt very cute 🥰😁 So new selfie be upon ye, chat!!!

I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.

I made the most picture perfect pumpkin pie today 😭

DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it

Ok chat! The table is SET. The turkey is ROASTED. And dinner? Almost ready! Also this is me soft launching that @halfmoonjoe.com and I have the same chair 💅

Alright chat! I'm doing a Friendsgiving tomorrow and today I baked the pies and did a lot of other prep. @ro-the-mo.bsky.social and @oracle54.bsky.social made me promise to post pics lol

Friend Being Cagey About What She’s Going To Order https://theonion.com/friend-being-cagey-about-what-shes-going-to-order/

Breaking: The Darkness Returns

Pumpkins (round 2, because round 1 already rotted lolol)

Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor https://theonion.com/shelter-dog-just-doesnt-have-that-x-factor/

Pumpkins 2025!

Oh don't mind me, just spending 6 or 7 hours making macarons today to practice 😳😳 the result was worth it though!!!!

I saw this in a St Louis flea market and felt like I was looking at an art project called "RFK Jr"

NEW: After reports surfaced that she had been fired, lawyers for CDC Director Susan Monarez say she "has neither resigned nor received notification from the White House that she has been fired, and as a person of integrity and devoted to science, she will not resign."

Another banger in the Agatha Crispy stream "so old didn't even clock the dead" @halfmoonjoe.com

I'm actually posting my buns on main 😨😨 (recipe from Claire Saffitz)

Gov. Pritzker: "There is no emergency that warrants the President of the U.S. federalizing the Illinois National Guard." "Trump is attempting to manufacture a crisis, politicize Americans who serve in uniform, and continue abusing his power to distract from the pain he is causing working families."

If you're in Illinois, good time to fill this out and ask the assembly to fund transit.

This is Pungo. He is glad you found a new favorite hobby, but please don't forget about his favorite hobby. 13/10 (IG: ksmith.clay)

Omelet? it's Amélie darling!

My first trip to Mackinac Island, and it was so pretty. These are the only pictures we got 😂

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website theonion.com/doj-rem...

Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!

PARIS (AP) - French President Macron announces that France will recognize Palestine as a state.