YES!!! had so much fun at the private VIP behind the scenes all access backstage pass concert last night!!! @hay-ree.bsky.social can do it all!! singing, guitaring, and piano-ing!! (and her drummer is kinda cute ehuhuhu) looking forward to the next concert!!!!

Happy Lunar New Year!!! 🧧

how soon is now?

Relax Your Handdddd!!!

Nails for Valentine's Day!!! 💕💅

happy birthday @aznandy.bsky.social !!! 🎂🎁🎉

when you cant afford an LED facemask but you do nails... (kidding! pls dont try this at home - or anywhere! just for ehuhuhuhus!)

y'all!! one of my best friends daughter always brings me HK swag every time she travels! she is so sweet!!!

my workplace is chaotic, but thankfully i have some amazing clients!!!

please pretend there is a cowboy hat on the crawfish (idk how to do that) and a caption that says either "Yee-haw" or "Yee-Claw"

me watching the pr*sh*w then !yelling at my ipad from the shower later when Joe mentioned his hoodie Monday lol

Merry Christmas from TheSwamp(tm)! I spent Christmas at TheCasino(tm) and honestly it's been so fun!! My favorite Christmas shirt so far said "Big Nick Energy" lol 🎁🎄💖 Hope yall had a great day and continue to have a fun/safe holiday weekend!!!

yall omgush i have the best clients! my last client of the day just gifted a "2004 Vintage Tamagotchi" from her personal collection (and a Wendys giftcard!!) 😭 Im so excited! This is my first tamagotchi ever!!! Love her!!! 💖💖

finally looked up the lyrics to I Follow Rivers by Lykke Li and.... the way I've been singing it so so very wrong all year...

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Happy Thanksgiving!!! I appreciate yall so much and hope you all had a nice day!!!!! 💖

why does everyone keep asking to borrow my new polish mixer???

not me not using this speaker months ago cause i thought it was blown 🙈

~the whole boulevard smells like broken dreams~

@ajaroferic.bsky.social thats a lot of peanut butter crackers!

~oooo gurl~ guess who's back in the states and figured out how to use a VPN on their phone so i can stay connected with yall on bluesky from the swamp?!? (also thank yall for coming to China (in my phone) with me and letting me share some pictures with yall! i appreciate yall!!! 💖💖💖

ZhangJiaJie, China *oracle is VERY scared of heights and escalators and those sky bucket rail things but i was very brave (crying, screaming, gay panicking) and my friends were VERY patient with me and Im glad I went but I had to skip the glass bridge areas!!!*

Chengdu, China

Macau!

Hong Kong!

Taipei, Taiwan

Chengdu Research Base of Giant Panda Breeding

@ro-the-mo.bsky.social 👀

of course my brain thinks Hello Kitty Island Adventure when i see this sign (also had to get a Kinder Bueno in Taipei, because... duh)

not this cat looking at me like it expects an explanation why i'm leaving my house tonight!

thank you to yesterday me that setup grocery delivery for when i got off work tonight (and then i went to slept and forgot about until opened my fridge this morning like damn i need groceries... OH WAIT!!!)

just a lil something to take the edge off

i go thru hell tryna get to day 323 so i can post a 323 sighting for chat with this app that keeps getting "updated" (for the worser... more worse? ...worstified??) (im Team Ms Stone now and will not be renewing the other app!!!)

so... i dont go out much but when i do i get blitzed. this was last night tearing up some banh mi after way too much vodka (i won bingo at a strip club ehuhuhu), also *voice reveal* also *sawreee for the voice reveal*

no one has ever given me flowers before!!! 😭💖💖

sometimes i just need to hear 8th World Wonder (Elektrik Kompany Radio Edit) by Kimberly Locke (not sponsored)

i know we dont stan K*ty P*rry, but I *had* to take a picture with Left Shark and Right Shark!!! 💖🦈🦈

Happy Summer Solstice (Litha) to those who celebrate!!! 🌞💖

"XOXO, Go Piss Gurl..."

these stickers are so cute! 😍

dear chat, would anyone be willing to help me on gta this week with a salvage yard run? 👉👈 i would love to get another ignus!!!

shoutout to Google for celebrating @halfmoonjoe.com , happy half moon joe (may) to those who celebrate!!!

aaaaah! finally decided to get the lifetime ~unlimited~ membership to Miss Rosetta Stone with @halfmoonjoe.com 's amazing 60% off link! thank you thank you!!! (or should i say 谢谢你?! ehuhuhuhu)

making a cold brew iced coffee @ 10:59 pm... this should be fun

so yall mean to tell me that 🫂 is two people embracing and not an old timey movie projector??? (yes im old and yes i need to schedule an eye appointment)

just swatched the newest collection and... okay but how can i pick just one?!?

am i a Kylie fan? mama, pull up in Miami!! 💖

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