none of the oscar movies this year came to my house and tucked me in and gave me a little kiss on my precious forehead :/

Princess Peach🍑

going to try to rip out all of the stupid agenic ai stuff my company has been pushing on me for two years on monday and just... force myself to actually get better at doing things again

if this art had existed when I was younger I would have realized I was trans way fucking sooner

I picked one for each deck that I've spent a long time playing, so the only double ups are runeblade (different decks for all three cards including CMH, being Florian Aurora and SAGE Briar) and Ninja (Shuko for Zen/Fai and Empowerment for Cindra).

ngl I don't know how anyone gets fanart for anything that isn't an anime or something directly adjacent, zerochan and safebooru and stuff are just so good for art collections......

as funny as i find it, i refuse to go browse through wokeometer and give it any traffic at all tbh

the game where there's zero politics and you do nothing

The "antiwoke" guys are calling Marathon a "genderqueer shooter" and I don't think they understand how cool that sounds.

DO YOU EVER HEAR SOME REALLY FUCKIN GOOD NEWS FROM SOMEONE AND IT CHANGES YOUR WHOLE MOOD??? THAT'S ME RIGHT NOW GOOD FUCKING MORNING!!!

talking to literally everyone except for the one person i want to talk to more than anything in the world

i am extremely aware of how privileged this sounds, but i'm starting to get very tired of people's opinions on something being dictated entirely via price god i agree shit is expensive but if someone is talking about their likes and dislikes about something "didn't mention price, shill" is dumb

My in-laws are coming up this week and I think I'm taking my father in law to a local used guitar shop to buy a Telecaster so I can recreate this shit

i fucking love distorted indie rock guitars and compressed kick drums and crunchy vocals that i can scream at the top of my lungs at six am!!!

I need to stop overthinking about the smallest things

it just came to me

Honestly the real upside of being poly is getting to introduce more people to Flesh and Blood

spectral shield x runechant doomed yuri

🎤🎸🎶

Women!!!!!!!!

I chose my spelling from a terrible TV show and I regret it every day

Are you a switch or a deck?

new secret tech vs Prism, Dorinthea, Puffin, and Valda

昨日の #ミミロルの日 の続き

I apologize for being autistic and horny on main it will happen again

first slay the spire 2 run with wife done and oh my god the co op in this game is perfect

Me when i see a hot woman

thinking about adopting the "anything but he/him" pronoun option a lot lately

sorry if I say anything stupid before noon, every day I wake up with Summoning Sickness

look I'm all for controlling my emotions and stopping myself from saying embarassing things... but sometimes I really really really just just want to gush about how much I like someone. at what point does it stop being "new person energy" and when does it actually become something real

you cannot tell me archipelago randomizers were not designed specifically for polycules with differing special interests there's no monogamous explanation for their existence

there are very few things hotter to me than someone describing their fight against fascism

being aware of your emotional dysfunction sucks, now i can't tell if I'm actually feeling something or if it's just my head making things up or what the fuck is wrong with me

what's the point of the "spicy/after dark" account if everyone already knows me as the horny fucker on main really

i wish sometimes that i had more to say about the horrors of the world other than "this fucking sucks and the world is a horrible place" but... sometimes that's really all you can say. the world is a horribly fucked up place. sometimes all you can do to fight is to stay alive.

Missed my registration for proquests this weekend to hang out with cute girls 11/10

it's really funny to me hearing people talk about how programming is their biggest problem when they want to start making games when to me I think it's harder to make graphics, music, story, systems. please don't be scared of programming. it's not nearly as scary as folks think it is.

succumbing to another seattle stereotype: bouldering is so much fun

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

[I sit down at a chair in front of a fireplace and put my reading glasses on. I pick up the book on the table next to me, clear my throat and read:] Breasts. Mammaries. Boobs. Gazongas even. [I close the book and look wistfully at the fire as a single tear rolls down. The screen goes black.]

being a good meta is making fun of your wife with her girlfriend

food $200 phone $150 rent $800 all these fuckin animal crossing amiibos i bought because i feel bad that they're on clearance $4300 utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

maybe a hot programmer take but i am starting to dislike the amount of rust that's creeping into the toolchains I use every day at work, almost exclusively due to the fact that it's causing 30 minute builds to become 90 minute builds

happy national trading card day here is a stasis deck comprised of non-mtg cards

yall ever had a girl call you "good pet"? I think it has permenantly changed my brain chemistry