I know it sounds dull compared to full Butlerian Jihad, but the thing that's getting these asinine, poorly thought-through LLM integrations quietly shelved is them generating a torrent of hopelessly unclosable tickets offsetting any possible creditable labor savings and blowing warranty budgets out

Applied to 10 jobs today :-)

Lol

“Activate privacy mode”… you mean lock the door???

Thune is not the person who you need to worry about

🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦 Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye

Happy that Edmund and Fitzgerald’s gay marriage will remain legal :-)

Most of the time “X politician is obviously secretly gay!” is just homophobia, but Ive never seen such an obvious f46607

Why does this feel like Clairo shade…

The “performative male” framing is a right wing psy-op

Applying to entry level science jobs should i just remove my phd from my resume?

Lightning during a snow storm?

He’s sleeping on aceggots…

The snow is nice to watch

playing ckiii and watching at home with amy sedaris is my subway surfer/youtube video

they opened a steamworks in Lima

This is not a deal — it's an empty promise. Trump and his Republican Congress are making healthcare more expensive for the middle class and ending it for working families. Time for Democrats to stand tall for affordable healthcare. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

Watching this on repeat until Our Situation improves youtu.be/UxFvQEanqbQ?...

ICE out of Target! The Target on Peterson Ave in Chicago allows CBP & ICE to park in its parking lot and arrest people.

Republicans when they’re losing: We’re winning! 💪😈 Democrats when they’re winning: We’re losing! 😫🏳️

Durbin’s office has voicemail turned off

Me anytime i see someone in a wig: “Shes wearing that to piss off bernadette peters”

Last month, New York Young Republicans greeted German AfD politicians by singing them the Nazi version of the German national anthem.

“Nuremberg 2! It’s what we gotta do!”

I think the food stamp thing is because trump saw bibi use hunger as a political tool and thought, “hmmm i wanna do that.” Otherwise it really doesn’t make much sense.

I would like for the world to be better than it is! Perhaps i will wake up tomorrow morning and it will be.

Big Crunch soon Inshallah…

Good morning. Say it back, f*gs.

Welcome back, Caity Weaver

Okay have been fixated on patty griffin too much… turning on aimee mann

Roberta bobby starting to post frequently… oh things are looking up here

Officer.. dear, I wasn’t speeding, I was facetiming (fiercely)

This is why the Internet has been so corrosive. It brings gold in contact with other ghouls. Ghoul-to-ghoul communication.

I do judge people still on the Nazi app… get the fuck off it! knowyourmeme.com/photos/15570...

Patty Griffin can say F46607 link.deezer.com/s/31xyXjOjJs...

The light of the Divine shines through everything, illuminating and revealing Truth…

Listening to the new rosalia

wait where was charlie kirk shot again?

Ghosted by a company i did in person interviews with… i think they should have their business license revoked

Women be grabbing temptation fr…

Quote with a 10/10 album

Hmmm had too much edible

Q: What's your favorite subway stop to stop-and-frisk? A: All of them! ... When you're on the train with that beautiful outfit you have on— Q: Oh, ty A: —and all of a sudden you see someone hanging out, and they have a bulge on their side ... Q: What are you saying rn? A: What are you FEELING rn?

"Michael Jackson 2: Oops! We Have Something More to Say on This Topic"

This on repeat till it happens www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxFv...

ok watching that wicked special was worth it for this alone

wanna make delicata squash...