There's nothing wrong with the reflecting pools. I just took a swim and I feel fine!

War with Iran UFC fight on the lawn ALL THE REST OF THE PEDOS BULLSHIT... THROW HIM IN PRISON ALREADY

And because of the PH the paint is being quickly destroyed!!!

Well, I gotta admit it was worth the wait for that curtain to be removed.

Lovely

HE WON'T RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES FOR THE SAME REASON HE DIDN'T RELEASE HIS TAX RETURNS HE'S GUILTY.

Reminder: Men made pregnancy women's problem, Men made parenting women's job, Men made birth control women's burden, Men made abortion women's crime. #SmashThePatriarchy

Why the hell does #Trump think he can destroy our country?? Because nobody stopped him! Seriously! 🤬 #FuckTrump

Jasmine Crockett response to Trump calling her low IQ: “Every time you say my name, you’re reminding the world that you’re terrified of smart, bold Black women telling the truth”

Dear America: STOP BEING A BUNCH OF MORONS. FIND OUT HOW WE GET NATIONAL HEALTH CARE, FREE QUALITY EDUCATION, A LIVING WAGE, HONESTY IN OUR PUBLIC SERVANTS, NO LIARS OR CHEATERS IN CONTROL...AND THEN IMPLEMENT THIS! KEEP TRACK OF EVERYTHING THE 🍊💩 BROKE AND FIX IT. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO IT.

HEY CONGRESS!! HE NEEDS TO BE IMPEACHED!! HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO RUN. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social WANNA DO SOMETHING? ENFORCE THE CONSTITUTION. HURRY UP! WE ARE DYING OUT HERE. PLEASE. GET TO WORK!

Daniel Mmesomachukwu coaxing some blues notes from her guitar. #blues #guitar

"I hate Illinois Nazis!" On Sundance yesterday. No commercials. One of the all time best soundtracks - EVER!

"The most important thing about the election is not that Trump was proclaimed the winner, but that he was allowed to run." I wrote that in 2024. I'm disgusted by those who ignore the institutional rot that enabled Trump and blame everyday voters instead. sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-end-of...

Shortly after the 2025 elections, I published a list of seven voting laws every blue state should enact. While I stand by all seven, I want to highlight three. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/its-...

You know maybe if we took control of the Epstein files away from the people featured in the Epstein files we'd actually see those Goddamned Epstein files.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @whitehouse.senate.gov @wyden.senate.gov HEY CONGRESS...YOU UP??? RELEASE THE DETAINEES. OUTLAW CONCENTRATION CAMPS!!! END DATA CENTERS ON OUR LAND, IN OUR NEIGHBORHOODS!!! GET TO F*CKING WORK!!!!!

@brucespringsteen.net Woody Guthrie wrote a song about the 🍊💩's father who was a nasty KKKer. Can you write one called 🎵 Like father, like son🎵?? Or 🎵Hate Fred, Hate his son!🎵

A rare albino buffalo in Bangladesh nicknamed “Donald Trump” because of its blond comb-over and perceived resemblance to the president was spared from ritual sacrifice. The story quickly spread internationally as another unusual example of animals being compared to President Donald Trump.

Now this is a concert. 🎵

Instead of trying to eliminate birthright citizenship guaranteed in the Constitution, we should pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting felons from serving as president

The Congress not only has the authority by the 14th amendment to remove this man from office immediately it has the obligation to do it to meet their oath the office, the rule of law and the constitution of the United States!

"What we need is a rebirth of the American spirit. And the way we achieve that is by standing up for what's good in our system, our democracy, people doing the right thing, and talking about what public service means. ... That's one of the forgotten functions of Congress.

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FRANK OZ IS SPECTACULAR!!!

Holy shit this cartoon.

So fucking tired of all this unnecessary BULLSHIT… It’s all being perpetuated by a criminal and his cronies whose only purpose in life is to screw others over… Over, and over again. He’s exhausting.

Nothing to see here, just the son of the President marrying the daughter of the accountant of a notorious child sex trafficker who was best friends with the groom's father. Oh, wait, you didn't know Junior's current new wife is the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant?

KATIE PHANG IS A SUPER SHERO!!!! THANKS, KATIE!

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

His evil mentor/lover. His first victim, maybe...Ivanka.

Every state should take a page out of Hawaii’s playbook on tackling Citizens United

Dozens of nations have prosecuted former heads of state on corruption, abuse of power, or financial crimes. • S. Korea • France • Malaysia • Brazil • S. Africa • Italy Former heads of state have also been indicted/imprisoned/tried in countries like Taiwan, Peru, Colombia, Israel, and Argentina.

DONE!!

We are going to savor this one. Our client, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, is freed of these outrageous, vindictive charges. It’s a good day.

Satire & Political Comedy Are Resistance 🎭 "Authoritarians don’t like anybody who doesn’t give them undue dignity. Comedians are anti-authoritarian by nature. And authoritarians are never going to like anybody laughing at them." - Stephen Colbert

Yes, that's Gov. Tim Walz on Alien Super Show. Walz: "I'm not running again, so the guardrails are off. I asked and said, 'Can I go on shows where I can say, "fuck those guys"?'" You've come to the right place, governor. New episode drops this weekend.

Please stop saying Trump is responsible for all the horrible things that are happening. He’s too stupid to think of these things. This is Vought and the Heritage Foundation Nazis. Go after them.

WE MUST ALL BE FESTUS!!! AND ALSO SOUTH KOREA TO HANDLE THE 🍊💩

And let’s not forget the writers, producers and crew who also made the Late Show what it was and who have lost their jobs because our president is a thin-skinned thug who deeply fears the ridicule he so richly deserves.

Because this cuck has sucked all the humor out of our lives because of his lack of A SENSE OF HUMOR ...WE ARE STUCK WITH CANCEL THE COMEDIANS!!!! 🍊💩 STINKS!

For more than a decade, Stephen Colbert has been one of the top voices of late night—making us laugh and, even more importantly, reminding us who we are and what America stands for. Michelle and I enjoyed being Stephen’s guests—even when the games were rigged—and we’re grateful to call him a friend.